ZZT the Fifth posted:

I had to come back to post about this one just because it's... I'm gonna be honest, it's basically a loving 4chan Wojak comic with higher production value, down to the loving "autistic screeching" poo poo at the end for an extra layer of ableism. gently caress off, Ishida.

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THERE’S A SMELL OF DEMOCRAT DESPERATION IN THE AIR! TINA TOON

The same group that brought you the ‘RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA’ hoax is now presenting the January 6th hearings. Considering that they were totally wrong and lied about the Russian collusion scam, you shouldn’t expect any truth telling from the circus that is the ‘Unselect’ Committee.

Harvard Law Professor and author Alan Dershowitz commented on Pelosi’s Stalinist Show trial;

“It was unethical. Why was it unethical? Take for example President Trump’s speech on January 6th. I opposed that speech. I don’t think it was done well. I don’t think he should have done it. But he said at the end of the speech he wanted people to show their voices patriotically and peacefully. They doctored the tape! They edited those words out. If a prosecutor ever did that they’d be disbarred! You can’t present part of the tape and deliberately omit the rest of the tape in order to mislead the audience. Especially when the other side has no opportunity to cross-examine. And has no opportunity to put on its own evidence. There is a special obligation not to cheat! Not to defraud the viewers. That’s exactly what they did…and Donald Trump committed no crimes.”

Like we’ve said all along, the only reason the January Select Committee was established was to get Trump indicted so he cannot run for president again. Adam “bug eyed” Schiff, one of the members of Pelosi’s hack committee, said on Sunday that the committee is “considering” issuing President Trump an unprecedented criminal indictment for “seeking to overturn the results of the 2020 election.” An announcement on their decision is expected this week after more fake evidence is pushed on the American people while food and gas prices spike to record breaking levels.

The Democrats are pushing too fast and hard with their lies. They know midterms are coming up quickly and all indications point to a Red Tsunami that would would wash away all hopes of Democrats enjoying the power they currently wield. Trump has a high winning average with his endorsements of Ultra MAGA candidates for November. Meanwhile, many Democrats are beginning to flee the sinking Biden ship.

Pelosi may threaten Trump with indictments before the midterms, but when the ‘America First’ House and Senate are seated, that indictment may end up having Nancy Pelosi’s name on it.

Batter up!

Tina

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Bitcoin is crashing in value (again). I can't wait to see what the usual idiots have to say about it now.

Raised By Birds posted:

Trapezium Dave posted:

Spooner:

It looks like Victorian premier Dan Andrews on the cart with federal energy minister Chris Bowen.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Have any of the usual idiots even had an opinion on it? Other than Garrison who has already done his classic pivot of hyping it up and then suddenly insisting he never liked it.

Pants Donkey posted:

Yeah, it’s important to remember most of the usual suspects here are boomers who barely understand crypto. It’s a dying career path full of old legacy hires that are unlikely to be replaced when they inevitably retire/die. A cartoonist young enough to get (well, “get”) crypto is going to be a fascist like Stonetoss or some leftist furry with depression on twitter. Both of which are the closest thing we’ll get to political cartoonists in the future, and the latter could be making more off commissions.

Neito posted:

So the closest we're likely to see is when Ishida decides that bitcoins are antiwoman or something?

Technowolf posted:

They aren't already?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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James Callender, campaigning for Thomas Jefferson prior to the 1800 election posted:

[John Adams is] that strange compound of ignorance and ferocity, of deceit and weakness, a hideous, hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

Raised By Birds posted:

Al Goodwyn

Raised By Birds posted:

Tom Stiglich

Raised By Birds posted:

Al Goodwyn

HootTheOwl posted:

American Energy is outdated and despite its destruction will still be back at it in a few months.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Have any of the usual idiots even had an opinion on it? Other than Garrison who has already done his classic pivot of hyping it up and then suddenly insisting he never liked it.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Pope:

I think that is Woodside Energy CEO Meg O'Neill in goal with energy minister Chris Bowen refusing to take the shot. There are calls for Australian to adopt a UK-style windfall profits tax on gas. Australia already has a UK-style windfall profits tax on gas, but we'll give away billions unless we fix it soon (ABC).

Raised By Birds posted:

Tom Stiglich

SubG posted:

I mean come the gently caress on. In addition to most of 'em being actual literal non-metaphorical slavers, one of the unifying characteristics of the Founding Fathers is that they were, by and large, messy bitches who just loved circulating mean little pamphlets talking poo poo about their posting enemies.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Warren Brown:

Trapezium Dave posted:

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Angepain posted:

You know you're doing badly when people are pointing to Boris Johnson as an example of sensible policy

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Captain Oblivious: Sometimes it feels like Fire marshall Bill is running the nation, that is the inspiration behind this cartoon.