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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Booyah- posted:

queue a million people with .eth twitter handles saying that it’s just like the regular banking system

Does anyone point out you can’t say your stuff is revolutionary and the exact same as everything else? It’s one or the other

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:

$21k apparently for this guy: https://saylortracker.com/

$18k for Celsius.

thanks


Koopa Kid posted:

It feels weird to link a tweet that screenshots YOSPOS but I didn’t see anything here earlier re: Bitfinex, Tether, and the money printer:

https://twitter.com/LizRummy/status/1536422622287773696?s=20&t=MkwqtMsKkps8828QUnUDGQ

:holymoley:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ll3ByaoHE

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

MarcusSA posted:

What’s the opposite of to the moon ?

Uranus. :goatsecx:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Thundercracker posted:

I mean, the only people they can realistically target is Matt Damon and Gary Vee. Everyone else is ape avatar on Twitter or overseas

Uhh it's obviously the fault of school children and minorities. Please never target the rich or celebrities for mass death thank you.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:discourse:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

quote:


We have officially hit a bear market in the S&P 500 Index. As of today’s close, the S&P 500 total return is down -21.3% from its highs at the start of this year, breaching the down -20% mark.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Meanwhile bitcoin's down 50%

(from the start of the year, 67% from ath)

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I was worried my under 20k by tommorrow dream was dead but there is still a chance

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CharlestheHammer posted:

I was worried my under 20k by tommorrow dream was dead but there is still a chance

cannot wait for the cope posts. also the posts trying to scam the losers into a spinoff grift.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LMAO billionaires show up to a bar and try and sell NFTs...this is a thing that has happened.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


If any billionaires did do that, though, the Winklevoss twins would be pretty near the top of the list.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid
This dip sure is going on for a long time.

Certainly any day this will turn around!

So many people at work were in crypto and hoo boy my inbox has been quiet today.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





COME ON SUB 22

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bondematt posted:

This dip sure is going on for a long time.

Certainly any day this will turn around!

So many people at work were in crypto and hoo boy my inbox has been quiet today.

they all realized at once that they're never retiring, it's hilarious.

"HAVE FUN STAYING POOR" is something you should tell them.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Koopa Kid posted:

It feels weird to link a tweet that screenshots YOSPOS but I didn’t see anything here earlier re: Bitfinex, Tether, and the money printer:

https://twitter.com/LizRummy/status/1536422622287773696?s=20&t=MkwqtMsKkps8828QUnUDGQ

Wow this is gonna get really bad huh. Has Binance frozen withdrawals yet?

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

MarcusSA posted:

What’s the opposite of to the moon ?

To the ground!

To hades!

Free fall!

To the crash site!

To the crash!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

MarcusSA posted:

What’s the opposite of to the moon ?

still to the moon but it's during the day so the moon is on the opposite side of the earth

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007


its looking good for laffs

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




MarcusSA posted:

What’s the opposite of to the moon ?

I like China Syndrome

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_meltdown#China_syndrome

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

lol I missed this


https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1536226103211302913


hello depositors, in addition to activating Epic HODL Mode on your accounts, we're also going to take a few hundred million of your funds to the casino for a bit. nothing to worry about!

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
It's just cracked through their original liquidation price for $238Milly if they hadn't re-collateralised 7 hours ago lol

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Talorat posted:

Wow this is gonna get really bad huh. Has Binance frozen withdrawals yet?

They claim Monday's Bitcoin withdrawal outage was due to "hardware issues".
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/06/13/binance-clarifies-what-caused-earlier-bitcoin-withdrawal-issues/?outputType=amp

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

hodl gently caress

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

shitcoin

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Doccykins posted:

It's just cracked through their original liquidation price for $238Milly if they hadn't re-collateralised 7 hours ago lol

imagine needing $34M per hour to keep your house of cards in one piece

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'd rather not, that seems stressful

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

MarcusSA posted:

What’s the opposite of to the moon ?

To the pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUJccK4lV74

I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Sub 22 we are truly in the zone

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


If it goes to $21k doesn't something extra funny happen?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Butterwagon posted:

To the pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUJccK4lV74

I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever

Who plays Westley in this scenario?

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

Hughmoris posted:

Who plays Westley in this scenario?

The invisible hand of the free market!

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Anyone got a link to the actual posts in that tweet? I have SA on my phone, but not Twitter.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Hellblazer187 posted:

Anyone got a link to the actual posts in that tweet? I have SA on my phone, but not Twitter.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3904417&pagenumber=702&perpage=40#post524132012

evilweasel posted:

so here is what I think bitfinexed is saying is going on, based on how margin loans work and what (little) i know about bitfinex.

so first you need to understand what a secured loan is: i lend you money, you give me collateral. if you don't pay me back (you default), I own the collateral. this is much easier than the solution for an unsecured loan: I sue you, and spend a while trying to force you to pay me. the collateral is usually worth noticably more than the loan, so I'm sure when i sell it, i get all my money back. the most common example is a mortgage: you don't pay your mortgage, I own your house.

a margin loan is a secured loan with a security (or here, crypto). this is a kind of bad secured loan because the collateral can drop significantly in value. as a result, it is standard for a margin loan to have a system where if the collateral drops enough in value, that is a default unless you put up more collateral: i.e. then own your securities, even if you have been paying me.

now, the real trick you may be thinking of is you can use the stock you are buying as part of the security. so i want to buy a share of microsoft, it costs $200, i can get a margin loan against that microsoft share to get the money to buy it. obviously nobody's lending me the full $200. but perhaps someone lends me $150, and I put up $50. if the share goes up, i get all the gains - so i get 4x as much. if it drops, i suffer all the losses too - so I lose 4x as much. if it drops to, say, $170 the share probably gets sold before it hits the $150.

that's all background you have to understand. the key thing though is, if you are buying on margin, someone put up the rest of the money. it didn't come from thin air.

bitfinex offers margin loans, and it gets the cash from people who deposit Actual Dollars at bitfinex. if you have $1,000 sitting there, they say "hey you can earn free money, tick this box" and then they use your $1,000 to fund margin loans. now, this should be relatively risk-free - if crypto is collapsing, bitfinex seizes the collateral (you should have, like, $1,500 worth) and sells it before you take a loss and gives you your $1000 back.

but what bitfinexed is saying they're doing is, basically, not taking and liquidating the collateral. they're letting the margin loans ride. goldman sachs would never let you do this because they don't give a gently caress about the price of microsoft stock. they may be long, they may be short, on microsoft but institutionally they do not care, they just want their money. but bitfinex does care, it cares a lot. any crypto business inherently is long on crypto because otherwise they don't have a business. so bitfinex is letting people get short on collateral without calling their loans and letting people buy more bitcoins on margin with insufficient collateral. bitfinex is doing this to try and support the price of bitcoin.

if this works, the lenders never notice. but if it doesn't, you thought you had $1,000 in real money in bitfinex. you will wake up to find you have no money. you have crypto collateral. and if bitfinex declares a default and gives you your collateral, they probably won't sell it for you (they don't want to hurt the price of bitcoin). they'll just tell you surprise, you now own $800 worth of bitcoin, sell it yourself. sorry, now $700. sorry, actually you have a shitcoin that went to zero.

your money will have gone to the people who sold their crypto and got the money out of bitfinex. bitfinex, assuming they didn't loan their own money, will be fine. they used your money, not theirs, to try and prop up the price.

(all of this applies equally if you thought you had tether or some other "stablecoin" instead of Real Money)

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009
so when people say saylor will be margin called at 21k, is that assuming normal margin rules? surely whoever loaned him all this money to buy bitcoin did their due diligence and thought about the effect forcing him to sell a bunch of bitcoin would have on the price (because its all made up) and therefore his ability to actually recoup enough money to repay the loan? is it possible what we're seeing right now is him already selling off due to being margin called?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

If any billionaires did do that, though, the Winklevoss twins would be pretty near the top of the list.

I have to be honest, since you got the Ronnie avatar, I always imagine him reading your posts aloud.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

the last signal... posted:

so when people say saylor will be margin called at 21k, is that assuming normal margin rules? surely whoever loaned him all this money to buy bitcoin did their due diligence and thought about the effect forcing him to sell a bunch of bitcoin would have on the price (because its all made up) and therefore his ability to actually recoup enough money to repay the loan? is it possible what we're seeing right now is him already selling off due to being margin called?

No. He said they had less than 25% of assets in the loan, so they have lots of collateral to post to reduce his collateral ratio. Meaning they had btc set aside for this.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Man, I used to be embarrassed that I got scammed by a fake Italian man into buying fake leather jackets, but at least it taught me a valuable lesson: Italian is an actual language and not just putting a Mario accent on, and never buy luxury goods from a back of a minivan when you're half in the bag. Still it was only a $200 dollar lesson compared to this nonsense.

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Remember how people have been saying that crypto is a Ponzi scheme?

Turns out it looks and acts like one because it is one.

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