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Thundercracker posted:Man, I used to be embarrassed that I got scammed by a fake Italian man into buying fake leather jackets, but at least it taught me a valuable lesson: Italian is an actual language and not just putting a Mario accent on, and never buy luxury goods from a back of a minivan when you're half in the bag. Still it was only a $200 dollar lesson compared to this nonsense. Hey, if the jacket looked ok on you and you got some wears out of it you still did better than most hodlers
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FCKGW posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3904417&pagenumber=702&perpage=40#post524132012 Thank you and thanks evil weasel
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LifeSunDeath posted:they all realized at once that they're never retiring, it's hilarious. I was debating asking them if they were buying the dip's dip.
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spunkshui posted:Remember how people have been saying that crypto is a Ponzi scheme? How can it be a
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So looking up what Celsius actually is (other than a glaringly obvious ponzi scheme) and....DeFi lending? What the hell is DeFi lending??? Enlighten me please? Googling isnt making a lot of sense trying to work out what on earth it is
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MarcusSA posted:What’s the opposite of to the moon ?
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:So looking up what Celsius actually is (other than a glaringly obvious ponzi scheme) and....DeFi lending? What the hell is DeFi lending??? probably peer 2 peer lending sort of like loan sharking but online
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Man there ought to be a law https://twitter.com/SimplyDCA/status/1536267325476937728?s=19 
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MarcusSA posted:What’s the opposite of to the moon ? https://youtu.be/pCO696vnBKM
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:So looking up what Celsius actually is (other than a glaringly obvious ponzi scheme) and....DeFi lending? What the hell is DeFi lending??? Defi lending seems to be a regular rear end ponzi except its partially backed by a funny money coin that fails spectacularly
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:probably peer 2 peer lending sort of like loan sharking but online Yeah DeFi is “decentralized finance” Seems pretty centralized if they can freeze all activity and steal from people when the market tanks, though.
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Booyah- posted:lol I missed this Wait wait, hold up. The (fake)bank not only has stopped all withdrawls from it, it has now also moved their depositors money OUT of the bank into SOMEONE ELSE'S financial institution!? One, I'm assuming that it's their whole stack because $320mil seems big for a "loo loo loo, just doing some fun investing nothing to see here" move and lol that's all they have they're so boned. Two, this feels like if you had your savings in WellsFargo, they tell you that you can't withdraw any cash from your account right now ("atm's broken, go away") and then a news story drops that the Wells Fargo CEO is on a plane to Vegas with a cashier's check for $lods_of_emone
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El Spamo posted:Wait wait, hold up. This was about Binance but still applies https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1536323171397296133?s=21&t=wrtNP4KwuJl1Ngl4Xz-QTQ
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Koopa Kid posted:Yeah DeFi is “decentralized finance” It's decentralised because no force can stop them from doing that
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hello good evening, spent today having an absolute whale of a time staying poor. amy castor and i wrote this about Celsius going Fahrenheit 451.
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Koopa Kid posted:Yeah DeFi is “decentralized finance” Nah, decentralized means the government can't stop them, not that they can't stop you.
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JohnCompany posted:Nah, decentralized means the government can't stop them, not that they can't stop you. Truly a system worth supporting!
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Hihohe posted:To the moon! Hey now, they might be trying to use the Oberth effect here.
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Koopa Kid posted:This was about Binance but still applies JFC so it's TWO major exchanges that decided to take their assets to the ponies Degenerate gamblers. Actually, at least a degenerate gambler would get their legs broke. The shitbirds in charge of all this are going to disappear into the ether with suitcases full of cash.
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just smashed through the 22k floor  https://trade.kraken.com/charts/KRAKEN:BTC-USD?period=3m
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Hihohe posted:To the moon! 
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Booyah- posted:just smashed through the 22k floor BUY ThE Dip
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it's very easy, trivially easy, to say "i loving told you so" and "magic doesn't happen" and "2+2 turns out yet a fuckin gain to be 4, doesn't it" and "have fun staying rich" and "lol hexagon" and "all me apes gorn" and "de'd in the fi by my own defi" and
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Hillary 2024 posted:Into the sun. I liked "to the spittoon" just for the rhyme to the original phrase. In my wife's MBA classes multiple professors told the students to stay the gently caress away from crypto in no uncertain terms. If it isn't an outright scam it has scams grafted to it in every direction and too many people with no experience in investment or business treating it like a shadow stock market. One guy, a fund manager, insisted that it was a totally cool market and heavily invested in four or five crypto currencies (not companies, he held tokens) and would send everyone in class a weekly report on how he was doing for most of the last two years. That stopped when the original dip happened. He's hosting a party on Friday my wife wants to go to and I am thinking of going just to ask if he's buying the dip.
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Who the hell just bought 52 coins at 21550?
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If you aren’t buying at this dip I feel bad because you’ll stay poor  5 hours ago, 
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Zil posted:Who the hell just bought 52 coins at 21550? A true brain genius.
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Lazyfire posted:He's hosting a party on Friday my wife wants to go to and I am thinking of going just to ask if he's buying the dip. OP you're missing an opportunity here. Bring the dip. I'd say queso because velveeta and ro-tel is so easy, but guacamole, or spinach and artichoke, or seven layer, it's up to you.
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Koopa Kid posted:Yeah DeFi is “decentralized finance” Centralisation for me but not for thee.
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divabot posted:hello good evening, spent today having an absolute whale of a time staying poor. amy castor and i wrote this about Celsius going Fahrenheit 451. Fantastic read and summary! My favourite bits: quote:In crypto, “community” is a word meaning “pool of repeat suckers.” *chef’s kiss* perfect
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latinotwink1997 posted:If it’s daytime where you are, the moon would be on the other side of the planet and therefore down. This makes crypto “to the moon” always a valid statement** I know this is from like five pages back, but, uh... I feel like this needed to be addressed. What?
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carticket posted:I know this is from like five pages back, but, uh... I feel like this needed to be addressed. What? They are basically saying buy at the dip and hodl
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you guys think seraph and ghost titty are doing alright, i mean they bought in when bitcoin was a nickel so they’re probably sitting pretty because they definitely sold while the selling was good, right
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El Spamo posted:Will it break the 20k barrier today I wonder? The night is young!
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El Spamo posted:Will it break the 20k barrier today I wonder? If not it’s going to be super close if it keeps going the way it is. If not today early tomorrow for sure.
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It dropped 4k yesterday, it only has a little way to go. I'm guessing there will be a lot of irrational purchases to keep it above 20k though.
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Goffer posted:It dropped 4k yesterday, it only has a little way to go. I'm guessing there will be a lot of irrational purchases to keep it above 20k though. And I imagine lots of wash trade fuckery, or propping up via a complex series of transactions involving other fake and worthless currencies
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