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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/op6CsUA.mp4 That is the most active alligator snapper I've ever seen. The Philadelphia Zoo has this big one, this dinosaur. In forty years I've seen it change its position twice. When I see it, the only part of it that ever moves is its tongue.
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Jun 14, 2022 04:52
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PainterofCrap posted:That is the most active alligator snapper I've ever seen. What's his username
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Jun 14, 2022 05:13
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Heath posted:What's his username "Turn your monitor on"
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/op6CsUA.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I
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Jun 14, 2022 13:12
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Grendels Dad posted:"Turn your monitor on" No, it's a snapping turtle, not a monitor.
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Jun 14, 2022 13:19
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Elfface posted:No, it's a snapping turtle, not a monitor. How does one turn on a monitor? Like a qtip dipped in some pheromones rubbed in the cloaca?
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Jun 14, 2022 13:39
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Haha what would it smell like just asking for a friend
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Jun 14, 2022 13:52
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Soul Dentist posted:Haha what would it smell like just asking for a friend Monitor pheromones. Come on, try to keep up, we've got a lot of material to cover.
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Jun 14, 2022 13:57
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BigHead posted:How does one turn on a monitor? Like a qtip dipped in some pheromones rubbed in the cloaca? Sexual assault, the best kind of turn-on
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Jun 14, 2022 14:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKGARnF9wI
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Jun 14, 2022 14:21
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 No need to go straight for the cloaca like a bull at the gate
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Way late but I cannot wait for Boomers to die out because MSG kicks rear end and those racist shitheads can't leave soon enough. That's right, racism is only an old person thing!!!!! But seriously, get MSG and use it as a finishing salt. poo poo is great. Also, get a thing of nutritional yeast and use it any time you want something to taste like cheese but without any of the downsides. It's not gonna replace a healthy slab of cheddar on a burger but it's aces for popcorn, a pasta salad, tons of snacks or whatever! Put it in your coffee, you piece of poo poo. See if I care.
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Jun 14, 2022 15:15
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Why can’t scientists just develop a slurry of vitamins, proteins, and whatever else humans need and just churn that gloopy paste out by the metric tons? Seems like we’re wasting a lot of time “eating” and “growing things to eat”.
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Jun 14, 2022 15:27
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Robobot posted:Why can’t scientists just develop a slurry of vitamins, proteins, and whatever else humans need and just churn that gloopy paste out by the metric tons? Seems like we’re wasting a lot of time “eating” and “growing things to eat”. and why can't we all just wear jump suits instead of having to worry about fashion. all these human needs are getting in the way of my passion: coding dumb bullshit that no one wants.
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Jun 14, 2022 15:28
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Inzombiac posted:and why can't we all just wear jump suits instead of having to worry about fashion. Seems like consciousness is a lot of work, stick everyone in a coma and project living into our brains.
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Jun 14, 2022 15:29
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Robobot posted:Why can’t scientists just develop a slurry of vitamins, proteins, and whatever else humans need and just churn that gloopy paste out by the metric tons? Seems like we’re wasting a lot of time “eating” and “growing things to eat”. Robobot, definitely a human on the internet.
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Robobot posted:Why can’t scientists just develop a slurry of vitamins, proteins, and whatever else humans need and just churn that gloopy paste out by the metric tons? Seems like we’re wasting a lot of time “eating” and “growing things to eat”. I once read a british article from the 60's making the same point; the author hoped to free mankind from the ghastly tedium of Food, forever. No more steamed corned hammy niblets or whatever.
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Robobot posted:Why can’t scientists just develop a slurry of vitamins, proteins, and whatever else humans need and just churn that gloopy paste out by the metric tons? Seems like we’re wasting a lot of time “eating” and “growing things to eat”. yeah it's called soylent or huel or the various other nutritional slurries some nerds made up.
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Inzombiac posted:Way late but I cannot wait for Boomers to die out because MSG kicks rear end and those racist shitheads can't leave soon enough. Does not compute. Unless it's like a new/young cheese that is full of lactic acid that the lactose intolerant can't handle, cheese is good for all. Fun story: my new housemate accidentally put MSG in their coffee because the container I store it in looks like a sugar dispenser. Have a meme:  Maybe this should be in the Cursed Images Thread instead…
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`Nemesis posted:yeah it's called soylent or huel or the various other nutritional slurries some nerds made up. the ones for olds or people with medical issues that have existed for deades wont give you heavy metal poisoning
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Also an all liquid diets makes you want to die. You miss crunchy things and chewy things and flavors that aren't vanilla or whatever crap soylent tastes like (I'm assuming wet cardboard).
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Kwyndig posted:Also an all liquid diets makes you want to die. You miss crunchy things and chewy things and flavors that aren't vanilla or whatever crap soylent tastes like (I'm assuming wet cardboard).
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Jun 14, 2022 16:57
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A big ignorance of the symbiotic relationship with a bunch of poo poo that lives in your gut. It's not just eating for you, but also all that poo poo that lives there and produces useful things for your body and brain.
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Tree Bucket posted:I once read a british article from the 60's making the same point; the author hoped to free mankind from the ghastly tedium of Food, forever. No more steamed corned hammy niblets or whatever. The joke about British food is almost too obvious to bother making, but I want to point at it and laugh anyway.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:The joke about British food is almost too obvious to bother making, but I want to point at it and laugh anyway.
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If you were british in the 60's you were probably already eating food paste.
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Kwyndig posted:Also an all liquid diets makes you want to die. You miss crunchy things and chewy things and flavors that aren't vanilla or whatever crap soylent tastes like (I'm assuming wet cardboard). Yeah, my local grocery store has similar stuff and I tried it for a day for the novelty of it and it just felt... off. Even though I was technically sufficiently fed, it still very much felt like I was missing meals. I wasn't feeling hunger, exactly, but my brain still went "where food?" all the time. It's the wrong direction anyway. The biochemical abomination we really need is convincing near-zero calorie chocolate. Get to it, science. 
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Perestroika posted:It's the wrong direction anyway. The biochemical abomination we really need is convincing near-zero calorie chocolate. Get to it, science. edit: it'll be like those chips that goons reminisce over, the ones that made you poo poo yourself
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DACK FAYDEN posted:the instant they figure out how to manufacture left-handed sugar at scale 1) everyone will eat entire zero calorie cakes 2) lol it still goes through your digestive system Haribo style If regular glucose is dextrose, this is obviously sinistrose
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Phy posted:If regular glucose is dextrose, this is obviously sinistrose Strstrose builds muscles Constrose gives HP Chastrose for personal skills Intstrose to know the difference Wistrose to understand when to use them all 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:the instant they figure out how to manufacture left-handed sugar at scale 1) everyone will eat entire zero calorie cakes 2) lol it still goes through your digestive system Haribo style Good grief this stuff cleans you out so efficiently they were looking at using it as a laxative.
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I feel like there's no downside to this. if it defies all expectations and is good and I end up walking out of the theatre, shaking my head in amazement, being like "HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN, holy poo poo" if it's bad I'll walk out of the theater, amused, going "how the hell did that happen, HOLY poo poo" if it being bad gets me angry, revealing that my personality is unexpectedly bound to the honor of the Joker and his Joker movies, I will go straight from the theater to work at a lighthouse where I can serve mankind without bothering it further.
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OwlFancier posted:If you were british in the 60's you were probably already eating food paste. anchovette was around in the early 20th century so this tracks
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He's right. Trap beats have done a huge disservice to the genre.
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Snoop wrong on this one.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Snoop wrong on this one. gb2soundcloud
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Triplet rhythms are fine in small doses, I don't want to hear an entire song of that poo poo.
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