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AxGrap posted:Swords are faster than guns if anime has taught me anything they are in a lot of ways, but only at close range there are too many variables that makes the most uninformed person circlejerk debate about it though a skilled HEMA swordsman can wreck a gunman fumbling to pull out his holster with a high guard, if the high guard posture is correct and not overly elaborate with the sword at your back like a loving moron, your counter is going to cleave with the most force possible. I say high guard because it has the most downward force and will cleave a poor motherfucker in half. but its too technical, meaning you have to be correct 100% of the time in your postures and movement, the gunman only has to pull his finger to pray and win to be lucky once. A lot of people who attempt to practice it are cringe-geralt wannabes so guns are easy which is why idiots cling to them to feel powerful with a shortcut. Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 21:20 on Jun 14, 2022 |
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Around here the most common street assault is to hide between parked cars or in the mouth of an alley and wait for someone to walk by then pop out and point a gun at their back and say "i am pointing a gun at you now give me things" Your swords won't stand a chance!
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Shear Modulus posted:Trump You can't do that here
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Sweet street sword
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Jun 14, 2022 21:16
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i'm so sad we only got through 2 out of 9 of the hearings before the clowns in congress dropped the ball we was robbed of content, nvr 4get
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Substandard posted:No one has ever hacked up an elementary school with a sword. I think we should ban all guns and switch over to exclusively edged weapons. https://twitter.com/6NewsAU/status/1268425550730637312 https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1387440150830014466
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Man, America sure is a big ol pile of poo poo
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i would simply use my sword to deflect the bullets like John Sekiro
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Thoatse posted:when i was a kid magic mountain's colossus flung a fat lady off the top to her death and they closed the ride for a while to revamp the t-bars and come up with body size limitations beyond ride height I feel like this is a metaphor for the American healthcare system but I'm not 100% sure
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Jun 14, 2022 21:18
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staffs will do more for you than a sword, they are a lot more versatile and 99% of idiot americans won't know how to counter one, let alone a tyrant cop
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Man Musk posted:i'm so sad we only got through 2 out of 9 of the hearings before the clowns in congress dropped the ball how'd they gently caress it up?
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Oglethorpe posted:https://twitter.com/6NewsAU/status/1268425550730637312 Eventually someone was bound to take "how many 5 year olds can you fight?" seriously
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Lastgirl posted:they are in a lot of ways, but only at close range The sword expert has logged on
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Shear Modulus posted:how'd they gently caress it up? Guess how many times they mentioned taser balls.
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Lastgirl posted:staffs will do more for you than a sword, they are a lot more versatile and 99% of idiot americans won't know how to counter one, let alone a tyrant cop You been up all night watching sword videos on youtube again?
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Lastgirl posted:staffs will do more for you than a sword, they are a lot more versatile and 99% of idiot americans won't know how to counter one, let alone a tyrant cop a quarterstaff will leave you defenseless in the face of a school shooter wielding a danish bearded axe
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goth smoking cloves posted:The sword expert has logged on luke, use the high guard
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Thoatse posted:when i was a kid magic mountain's colossus flung a fat lady off the top to her death and they closed the ride for a while to revamp the t-bars and come up with body size limitations beyond ride height As a fat boy in high school i went on a rollercoaster called the mind eraser and my belly was too plump or something so the harness popped out immediately after starting and it was one of those ones where you're in a dangling harness so your feet are free and then it also had the magnetic launcher thing so when that shot off so did my harness and i had to hold the harness down as i went through all the crazy loops and poo poo Best rollercoaster ride of my life! Hell of a thrill!
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Taco Duck posted:Man, America sure is a big ol pile of poo poo That's why you need a sword
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https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1536798374883729408?cxt=HHwWgIC9pdn-5tMqAAAA
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Filthy Hans posted:a quarterstaff will leave you defenseless in the face of a school shooter wielding a danish bearded axe all the scenarios possible, we've ran it and this is the perfect one to render staffs useless 99 out of 100 scenarios, the staff loses!!! i also registered PSI detector to apply RPG stats to them
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Opening my limited collectors edition Taco Bell Ramen and adding boiling water. 2 minutes later I set down my gunblade(renaissance fair katana with a gun duct taped to its handle) "Ita-dorky-Mas" I briefly pray before separating my Taki chopsticks and begin my feast.
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Glumwheels posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1536792584911306754?cxt=HHwWhIC-0dat5NMqAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1536531570613334016
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Oglethorpe posted:https://twitter.com/6NewsAU/status/1268425550730637312 a billion people and there wasn’t a good guy with a knife around?
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Jun 14, 2022 21:22
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the guard with a knife knew martial arts compared to a fat waddling americop who can't juggle his walkie, a donut, and a gun and piss his pants at the same time at the sound of gunfire
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Jun 14, 2022 21:23
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in this economy, if you see a dog in a car in a parking lot, you are morally obligated to break the window and turn the car off
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Jun 14, 2022 21:24
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y'all talking swords and not busting out the classics, some shameful poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
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Virgil Vox posted:https://twitter.com/azds/status/1536718874611175424?s=21&t=NHC9YLl82Mgqy-C75NygJQ holy poo poo 14y/o 383lbs at 6ft tall
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Jun 14, 2022 21:25
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just absolutely going to town on a cop with my bo staff
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:That's why you need a sword Funny you should say that, I found one on the ground the other day on the sidewalk. Normal country.
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Jun 14, 2022 21:25
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the uvalde cops couldn't use their walkies because their piss soaked pants shorted it on the holster
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Apraxin posted:she's under daddy musk's protection calling it out now, these two are going to hook up.
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Hatebag posted:Around here the most common street assault is to hide between parked cars or in the mouth of an alley and wait for someone to walk by then pop out and point a gun at their back and say "i am pointing a gun at you now give me things" you sure know a lot about crimes....
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:just absolutely going to town on a cop with my bo staff livin the dream 
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:just absolutely going to town on a cop with my bo staff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlJX4Rj_WU
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If I was near a school shooting I would turn my hat backwards and smoke a cigarette and go up to the shooter like "school sucks huh" and make friends with him and he would stop. Similar situation with a school swordman, but with them I'd talk about Ruroni Kenshin.
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Is this from star trek
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i prefer the claymore. great attack patterns and low base stat requirements
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