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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

tokin opposition posted:

gently caress you



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


the Democratic Party rules

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

it really ties the room together

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mantis42 posted:

it really ties the room together

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

TeenageArchipelago posted:

other than the prequel (the Talmud)

Lolwut? Do you mean the TaNaK? The Talmud is just explaining bits of the Torah, and then Rabbis arguing about what those mean in the margins over hundreds of years. It's got great bits about how Adam was originally non-binary, how the plague of frogs was really a singular giant frog, and about how lesbian scissoring works.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

hell yeah swole jesus



You really want to see the legionaries now

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho9h0ouemWQ

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


that one guy had a sword and van gogh'd a roman

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


train good, trotsky good

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

It's got great bits about how Adam was originally non-binary, how the plague of frogs was really a singular giant frog

Interesting...can you expand on those two?

I always liked how the Hebrew Bible makes one of its first references to God as "Elohim," which is plural, giving rise to the idea that Judaism was polytheistic in its primordial form, and maybe some early references to multiple gods slipped through the subsequent revision process.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

I, for one, would love to see Judaism’s take on scissoring.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Loucks posted:

I, for one, would love to see Judaism’s take on scissoring.

It's not gay because there is no fluid that goes into a hole. Or maybe it is.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Benagain posted:

There's a whole tradition that during the three days Jesus was dead he was down in hell just majorly kicking demonic rear end and how that hasn't been made into a video game I don't know

who do you think doom guy actually is under that armor?

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Paladinus posted:

It's not gay because there is no fluid that goes into a hole. Or maybe it is.

Story checks out.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

https://twitter.com/DivX_Greg/status/1536904926680322049

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

Lolwut? Do you mean the TaNaK? The Talmud is just explaining bits of the Torah, and then Rabbis arguing about what those mean in the margins over hundreds of years. It's got great bits about how Adam was originally non-binary, how the plague of frogs was really a singular giant frog, and about how lesbian scissoring works.

Yeah that makes more sense lol

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1536869805973819392

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

glad things are going well for mattie walsh

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Dudes rock

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1537117414856458240?s=19

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/BidenHarrisBro/status/1536768756302524416?s=20&t=k1cBSrhsRABhpHR22udPwQ

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I do not believe it, Ripley.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

they expected beavis and butt-head to win and had to reconfigure the dummies at the last moment

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Give them a break, everybody has forgotten what Kamala looks like

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

okay here's my theory: they took a Jim Carrey statue and used the body for Joe and the head for Kamala

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Congrats Jerma, very proud of you.

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/LunaOi_VN/status/1536949857654476800
https://twitter.com/LunaOi_VN/status/1536949875165700097
https://twitter.com/LunaOi_VN/status/1536949895570989056

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


https://smacmag.net/v/sma17/those-who-left-behind-by-marty/ slightly easier way to read it, its good.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Shouts out moldova once again

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

we need a gayer Italy

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Cloks posted:

we need a gayer Italy


wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1537158284724928512


#lethinckleyplay

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
which D&D poster wrote that (correct answers only)

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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



PKMN Trainer Red has issued a correction as of 23:04 on Jun 15, 2022

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