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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

freeedr posted:

poo poo, I hope those chocolate workers aren’t burned all over or something

No, if it was hot chocolate it mercifully would have been a Quik death.

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Weyd
Nov 26, 2009
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1534919293284012032?t=Q-_f-oCbDz38mul1WMqOMA&s=19

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

the next generation of dildos is about to drop I see

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

You wanna hear about falling into vats eh???

https://www.effinghamradio.com/2022/06/09/worker-melted-in-half-in-vat-of-iron/

Worker melted in half after falling into vat of molten iron

This is basically the entire article right here:

"Steven Dierkes had only been on the job for five days when he apparently tripped and fell into a large iron melter at an Illinois foundry on Tuesday. Employees say that only part of his body fell in and was instantly melted. Some reports say Dierkes hadn’t been given adequate training to work on the melting floor. This is the second death at the foundry in a six month period, and an investigation is ongoing."

:kingsley:
Wh

Which half :ohdear:

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
Wouldn't he turn into half of a steam explosion instead of melting?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Duodecimal posted:

Wouldn't he turn into half of a steam explosion instead of melting?

It was the half without water.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im not comfortable joking about someone dying due to horrible labor conditions, so ill just say i hope he fell head first

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

You wanna hear about falling into vats eh???

https://www.effinghamradio.com/2022/06/09/worker-melted-in-half-in-vat-of-iron/

Worker melted in half after falling into vat of molten iron

This is basically the entire article right here:

"Steven Dierkes had only been on the job for five days when he apparently tripped and fell into a large iron melter at an Illinois foundry on Tuesday. Employees say that only part of his body fell in and was instantly melted. Some reports say Dierkes hadn’t been given adequate training to work on the melting floor. This is the second death at the foundry in a six month period, and an investigation is ongoing."

:kingsley:

That can't have smelt good

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Carthag Tuek posted:

im not comfortable joking about someone dying due to horrible labor conditions, so ill just say i hope he fell head first

So now we know which end of the chocolate Easter bunny you eat first.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Whooping Crabs posted:

That can't have smelt good

What if it smelled delicious?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

evobatman posted:

What if it smelled delicious?

Whoosh

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


What if it smelted delicious

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What if it smelled, delicious?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

finally

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Bloop posted:

What if it smelled, delicious?

Nothing much, what if it smelled with you?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What did she do :magical:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




At some point you should just admit you're out of good Babar story ideas

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


So we know they don't forget but they also don't forgive either? drat.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


This is completely wrong, but the headlines are funny.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Captain Hygiene posted:

At some point you should just admit you're out of good Babar story ideas

Please, this is fake news. It was a false flag operation, we all know Rataxes was behind this.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SpillaneTPostre/status/1536119756675244035

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmbo (laughing my bowser off)

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1536082645423165440

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

"How To Murder Your Husband" writer gets life in prison for husband's murder.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/13/how-to-your-husband-writer-sentenced

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wife in prison

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1536456091587977216

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not encouraging the U.S to stick it's dick in the middle east again but has Saudi Arabia issue an apology for their part in 9/11?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

By popular demand posted:

I'm not encouraging the U.S to stick it's dick in the middle east again but has Saudi Arabia issue an apology for their part in 9/11?

lol

the US didn't invade the wrong countries by accident

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FOgbp4uHsE

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Something something internet porn.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Nothing much, what if it smelled with you?

don't call me Shirley

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1537043507533303809

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
To get to the other side obviously

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

AKA Pseudonym posted:

To get to the other side obviously

Ironically, it was to prove they weren't chickens

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Probably a moral building exercise, but obviously it was done wrong,

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Mythbusters did this.

You have coals that have almost burn themseleves down to white ash, with some visible orange embers, so its warm/hot, but has the appearence of being burning hot. Then you walk calmly and slowly, with some level of confidence across. dont try to fast walk or run. Adam burnt his feet even after being told how to walk because he panic at the end and ran and dug his foot into a hot ember layer instead of stepping on insulating ash.

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