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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537098897004408834 It reads like a fictional company made up for the TV show 'Silicon Valley'
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Serious_Cyclone posted:We're going to throw a Koosh ball around the room, and whoever catches it has to give the team an example of a good thing that Hitler did Lol the first person who decides to ignore personal language preferences and starts calling everybody “white boy” is gonna get bounced so fast
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Animal-Mother posted:Kracker
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Serious_Cyclone posted:We're going to throw a Koosh ball around the room, and whoever catches it has to give the team an example of a good thing that Hitler did there was a museum I used to go to once every 3-4 years growing up, and occasionally with school. their gift shop had a vat of Koosh balls and I'm pretty sure I never left that museum without a new one. totally useless and forgotten the next day, but they were fun for a moment.
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conference room full of dipshit techbros high fiving each other for coming up with "the real intolerance is calling me out for my bigotry" for the fifteen billionth time in history
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Serious_Cyclone posted:We're going to throw a Koosh ball around the room, and whoever catches it has to give the team an example of a good thing that Hitler did lmao 
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selec posted:Lol the first person who decides to ignore personal language preferences and starts calling everybody “white boy” is gonna get bounced so fast
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Mega Comrade posted:It reads like a fictional company made up for the TV show 'Silicon Valley' For that show they consulted real people in the industry and they actually had to tone it down in a lot of areas. e.g. the company valuation from the first/second season was WAY lower than what the people they talked to said it would be given the pitch but the writers realized that wouldn't be believable to people outside the industry.
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Random Stranger posted:There's a history of companies with shaky foundations buying naming rights to a stadium in a desperate bit for legitimacy only for the company to be gone a few years later. If you're spending money to name a stadium, you're probably a lovely company. The Patriots play at Gillette stadium, but before it was Gillette it was named CMGI Field, after a local tech investment firm. CMGI went under before the football season even started, the patriots never played a game there under the original name And the Dolphins renamed their stadium 4 times in 10 years, though Hard Rock stadium has stuck for a while now
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537098897004408834 According the that tweet chain there's an expose coming out soon. I'm guessing it's gonna be actually pointing out they're broke so they're using this to get ahead of the curve and distract attention. Also lol at Diversity of Thought, but you have to be all in on Kraken like a Resident Evil 4 cultist. Thundercracker fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jun 15, 2022 |
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"stereotypical diversity" is such a good phrase, goddamn.
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Kraken are just trying to cut staff without actual layoffs. People will flee without even thinking about severance payments.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537098897004408834 https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537102811955183621 Mad About Pronouns
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selec posted:Lol the first person who decides to ignore personal language preferences and starts calling everybody “white boy” is gonna get bounced so fast
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Paladinus posted:Kraken are just trying to cut staff without actual layoffs. People will flee without even thinking about severance payments. yeah 'cuz if there's one thing that'll make a cryptobro flee a workplace it's open bigotry and discrimination
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we're sub 21k again, oo baby i'm edging
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What do crypto brainiacs see as the next level of support for BTC? 18k? IIRC coins tumble pretty far when they break through lower levels of resistance?
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Mega Comrade posted:It reads like a fictional company made up for the TV show 'Silicon Valley' They'll be a fictional company too before too long
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Paladinus posted:Kraken are just trying to cut staff without actual layoffs. People will flee without even thinking about severance payments. On LinkedIn they have 400 employees and have 2000(!?) open jobs posted, including several in HR. Who knows what they're thinking, if they are at all.
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I got a job NFT. I don't actually work here, but I have the NFT for the position anyway.
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Foo Diddley posted:yeah 'cuz if there's one thing that'll make a cryptobro flee a workplace it's open bigotry and discrimination Your mistake is thinking that a lot of people working for crypto companies are cryptobros. Outside of management, real cryptobros, who have actual marketable skills, know their coder job is more secure at a regular company. Only people who are incompetent or couldn't find a better job work in crypto.
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Vampire Panties posted:What do crypto brainiacs see as the next level of support for BTC? 18k? IIRC coins tumble pretty far when they break through lower levels of resistance?
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Rad Russian posted:On LinkedIn they have 400 employees and have 2000(!?) open jobs posted, including several in HR. Who knows what they're thinking, if they are at all. *2 months later* Well, we tried, but it looks like the wokes has poisoned the workforce market. We are sorry to let down our amazing community, and recommend they storm Joe Biden's house, and not try to request any refunds from us, bye.
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buttcoin. craptocurrency. the cockchain
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You know the difference between money and crypto. No one has to advertise money.
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FilthyImp posted:That'll be fun to see. I think that 8K is probably the "jump out the window" stage of Butts I wonder when we'll see another one of these totally normal and expected events Paladinus posted:Your mistake is thinking that a lot of people working for crypto companies are cryptobros. Outside of management, real cryptobros, who have actual marketable skills, know their coder job is more secure at a regular company. Only people who are incompetent or couldn't find a better job work in crypto.  AFAIK crypto bro programmers are selected because of their a) willingness to work for a crypto exchange and b) take shitcoins instead of RSUs. All of the talented true believers are trying to be the next Vitalik Buterin, and the talented workers are doing exactly what you said.
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LifeSunDeath posted:You know the difference between money and crypto. No one has to advertise money. Another cool thing about money is that you can easily exchange it for goods and services
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Extra Large Marge posted:Another cool thing about money is that you can easily exchange it for goods and services what is this "goods and services" is there a log chart somewhere I can look at?
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No one loves cash money more, than the people who create and sell crypto.
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Extra Large Marge posted:Another cool thing about money is that you can easily exchange it for goods and services Even on Christmas? 
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LifeSunDeath posted:No one loves cash money more, than the people who create and sell crypto. But I'm told fiat is bad? This doesn't make any sense. Unless...
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Vampire Panties posted:What do crypto brainiacs see as the next level of support for BTC? 18k? IIRC coins tumble pretty far when they break through lower levels of resistance? i've seen murmurings that 18k is the magic number for margin calls to start kicking in, but i expect that the second it starts coming close something more insane is going to happen as they pull out every con they can in order to not be the ones left holding the bag
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Protocol7 posted:But I'm told fiat is bad? This doesn't make any sense. Unless... Unless they're trying to decentralize money for us!
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Please decentralize all your coins to me at your earliest convenience, thank you.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:We're going to throw a Koosh ball around the room, and whoever catches it has to give the team an example of a good thing that Hitler did "He killed Hitler" *throws ball to scowling manager*
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