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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Ryan Gosling looking directly into the camera:
Ken you believe it?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Something something shrimp.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before, but I can’t stop saying morbussy the way I’d say “morrissey”

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If a living vampire
Drains the both of us
To die by your side
Is such what a heavenly way to die
And if a Morbius
Morbs right into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

teen witch posted:

stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before, but I can’t stop saying morbussy the way I’d say “morrissey”

Same but I already pronounced morissey like more-ussy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Ryan Gosling looks directly into the camera, pulls his pants down, and it's SMOOTH. No dick, no balls, nothing, just smooth.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yes, i saw Drive too

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
♪Real human being♫

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Glottis posted:

ah yes, an image where someone is flexing their entire face to make fun of someone who can't flex half their face

Too bad it isn't the bottom half.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


gauchar
Sep 15, 2010




Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

impressive. very nice. let's see paul allen's morbs

CuriousSymptoms
Jul 18, 2004

Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again


Phy posted:

A horse loose in the hospital?

E: I shouldn't kid, I got given too much ventolin during a childhood athsma attack and had a vivid nightmare about being smushed against the ceiling by an enormous horse under my hospital bed

Or possibly the bed was crushing the horse, I was 5, it's been a while

I am wildly allergic to horses; three weeks ago I went into hospital to have a laparoscopic cyst removal and every time a new nurse came into the room before the op I had to explain my red allergy ID bracelets with the words 'kiwis and horses' like those were reasonable and normal words to say in a hospital setting

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


took my brain a while to understand what was going on here

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


kalel posted:

took my brain a while to understand what was going on here

I was momentarily distracted by the notion of licking lettuce

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

CuriousSymptoms posted:

I am wildly allergic to horses; three weeks ago I went into hospital to have a laparoscopic cyst removal and every time a new nurse came into the room before the op I had to explain my red allergy ID bracelets with the words 'kiwis and horses' like those were reasonable and normal words to say in a hospital setting

People, birds or fruit?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I appreciated this comic 🙏

CuriousSymptoms
Jul 18, 2004

Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again


tight aspirations posted:

People, birds or fruit?

Fruit. I felt daft mentioning it but the surgeon said they do need to know as it affects how they prepare - presumably there are similar proteins in some medicines or something? Anyway, the horse allergy remained completely irrelevant.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




You poor person, you've never felt the rush of biting into a hairy fruit?

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Now that I think about it, you must have done it at least once

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They said the food, not New Zealanders

Although that is my favourite line from our flag means death

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Is that worth watching, I've heard literally nothing about it

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Amphigory posted:

Is that worth watching, I've heard literally nothing about it

Absolutely yes if you like any of Taika’s other stuff.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Amphigory posted:

Is that worth watching, I've heard literally nothing about it

100 percent worth it, it’s funny and cute as hell

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

impressive. very nice. let's see paul allen's morbs



LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Jun 16, 2022

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mr. Lobe posted:

I was momentarily distracted by the notion of licking lettuce

Lettice

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

huh, adding "morbs" to an AI model also doesn't make it more interesting or funny

CuriousSymptoms
Jul 18, 2004

Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again


Amphigory posted:

Now that I think about it, you must have done it at least once

This is, yes, the most critical part of the equation. I used to really enjoy kiwi fruit until they started giving me mouth conniptions and alarming wheezing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQJId390dd0

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hmm. more ai art, please

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

hmm. more ai art, please

the opposite of this post for me thanks

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

hmm. more ai art, please

Go to the thread already, we've been making tons of it.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000251

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

hmm. more ai art, please



Forgery on an ape

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Not pee, but you don't deny that it could be cum

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Heath posted:

Not pee, but you don't deny that it could be cum

I would hope

You know how much shark cum will sell in Japanese fisheries?

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

CuriousSymptoms posted:

Fruit. I felt daft mentioning it but the surgeon said they do need to know as it affects how they prepare - presumably there are similar proteins in some medicines or something? Anyway, the horse allergy remained completely irrelevant.

It can be a sign of a latex allergy, along with pineapple enzymes and some other things. Mango as well I believe.

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