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It's time to get on the boat leaving middle earth. Crossing the sea to the ralph thread
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I am iron lung. *breath*
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Jun 16, 2022 23:03
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kalel posted:is this the end of RLM? Are we finally free???? When a dumb Midwestern schlub tells you they're a hack fraud, believe them.
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Zeluth posted:I am iron lung. *breath* *sigh* ain't we all, buddy, ain't we all
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Jun 16, 2022 23:07
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i cant beleive this is one hour and no mention of Woodoo Hide
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Jun 16, 2022 23:07
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kalel posted:is this the end of RLM? Are we finally free???? How quickly people forget about Independence Day Resurgence, Jurassic World and Star Trek Beyond. Mike has always had his weak moments when he just wants to bury his face in hollywood slop.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:14
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Cacator posted:I watched ID4-2 on a plane and they edited out the explosions. I have no doubt it was better that way. I watched X men 2 on a plane and they cut out the entire xmen plane sequence. They were at the ice guy's parents house, then they were suddenly in a field with Magneto and Mystique
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Jun 16, 2022 23:17
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Worst angsty edgelord assassin menagerie film: Smokin' Aces or Polar?
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Jun 16, 2022 23:18
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Smokin Aces is like a Kubrick film next to Polar lol
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Jun 16, 2022 23:19
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X JAKK posted:Worst angsty edgelord assassin menagerie film: The Gentlemen
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Jun 16, 2022 23:19
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khwarezm posted:How quickly people forget about Independence Day Resurgence, Jurassic World and Star Trek Beyond. Yeah but this is the guy who made The prequel reviews.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:22
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X JAKK posted:Worst angsty edgelord assassin menagerie film: polar is way worse
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Jun 16, 2022 23:22
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DaysBefore posted:I wonder which hack first suggested Vader's evil lava castle Apparently it was a Lucas original concept: quote:“We have to give Vader another environment, either another Death Star-type Imperial City or some kind of cave,” Lucas told Brackett during their initial conference in November 1977.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:22
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised that mike and rich actively like it more because it looks cheap
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Jun 16, 2022 23:27
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LanceHunter posted:Apparently it was a Lucas original concept:
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Jun 16, 2022 23:27
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Quantum of Phallus posted:The Gentlemen Revolver if we're going with bottom bin Guy Ritchie crap.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:27
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Arc Hammer posted:Revolver if we're going with bottom bin Guy Ritchie crap. Thought The Gentlemen was much worse tbh
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Jun 16, 2022 23:28
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I just watched The Core for the first time and spent the whole time thinking how much better it would have been if Jerry Bruckheimer had made it
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Jun 16, 2022 23:28
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It's good that Mike enjoyed Obi-wan, his hopes and expectations are up, and he can be broken all over again
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Jun 16, 2022 23:29
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khwarezm posted:How quickly people forget about Independence Day Resurgence, Jurassic World and Star Trek Beyond. Didn't Mike also go "it was fine" or "I enjoyed it" about nearly every single Disney Marvel moopie? I know he disliked some of the non-Disney made superhero punchman moopies, but I feel like he's basically been "eh, it was OK" about the ones Disney's made.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:34
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I mean to be fair here, Mike seems to just think it's kind of enjoyable schlock and that it's bad and that a second season is all but guaranteed to be terrible. I don't think there's any delusions going on here other than really low expectations.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:34
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Man, the Drink Your Ovaltine analogy really worked for me. Everything is devoid of meaning just prepping you for the next season of the thing...
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Jun 16, 2022 23:37
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Didn't Mike also go "it was fine" or "I enjoyed it" about nearly every single Disney Marvel moopie? I know he disliked some of the non-Disney made superhero punchman moopies, but I feel like he's basically been "eh, it was OK" about the ones Disney's made. Mike still has grades between terrible and good which is very confusing to some people
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Jun 16, 2022 23:44
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Someone in the youtube comments put it quite well: The prequel reviews were anger, now they've finally made it all the way to acceptance.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:48
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Didn't Mike also go "it was fine" or "I enjoyed it" about nearly every single Disney Marvel moopie? I know he disliked some of the non-Disney made superhero punchman moopies, but I feel like he's basically been "eh, it was OK" about the ones Disney's made.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:48
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LanceHunter posted:Apparently it was a Lucas original concept: this made me think of the "fly, monkeys, flyyyy" scene in wizard of oz but with Darth Vader but after thinking about it for a bit, isn't wizard of oz basically just a new hope? -plucky farm kid who hates farming goes on an adventure to a literal new world -big musical moment where they stare out towards the horizon -on their first outing they're greeted by a magical mentor with a magic stick -has a direct connection to the magical antagonist who is clad in black, has a slightly different magic stick, has bad skin, and who can defy gravity -meets new friends along the way, including a man made of metal, a giant hairy beast who serves as comic relief, and a small companion who the hero talks to but the audience can't understand -there's a rescue of a damsel in distress from a prison involving impersonation of the guards -beloved property known for landmark special effects
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Jun 16, 2022 23:58
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Mike hasn't seen the Lighthouse but is willing to watch the obi-wan show. this man is a hack and a fraud and should be locked up.
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Jun 17, 2022 00:01
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they kind of diverge wildly in the third act but you see my point
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kalel posted:this made me think of the "fly, monkeys, flyyyy" scene in wizard of oz but with Darth Vader We get it, you're a yugioh card designer 
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Jun 17, 2022 00:03
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Jay and Mike get fixated on whether Leia knew Obi-Wan before A New Hope but don't mention contradictions like how Luke and Leia's mother is supposed to be alive when Leia is a kid yet also dies in Episode III. George Lucas forgot his own stories, too. The series is full of retcon garbage. Stop watching Star Wars!
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Jun 17, 2022 00:06
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George Lucas has nothing to do with the current crop of SW garbage. He made six classics, got paid a cool 4 billi and split.
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why would you expect them to mention that
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i made two post
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Quantum of Phallus posted:George Lucas has nothing to do with the current crop of SW garbage. He made six classics, got paid a cool 4 billi and split. Episode 4, Episode 5, THX1138... I'm struggling to name the other 3
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Jun 17, 2022 00:07
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The prequels are classics, if you take away the clics!!!!!
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AHH F/UGH posted:Episode 4, Episode 5, THX1138... I'm struggling to name the other 3
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lmao i'm legit nervous to watch this content now i feel like i'm gearing up to listen to two guys at the old folks home reminisce about how funny it was in the new star wars when the cartoon rabbit stepped in the poopy while their nurse tries to get them ready for their nap
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red tails was fuckin sick
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AHH F/UGH posted:Episode 4, Episode 5, THX1138... I'm struggling to name the other 3 Red Tails, American Graffiti, The Holiday Special
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That DICK! posted:why would you expect them to mention that Not that I expect them to but it's another example of Leia's character and her dialogue that got changed by another movie or show, which is exactly on topic for what they were discussing.
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