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worst thing about june
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that god drat terrible glass animals song that 41 11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo 75 20.22%
too hot 90 24.26%
amerikkka still exists 165 44.47%
Total: 243 votes
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Colbert does this thing now where he plays for boos and it just makes me want to smack him. Make an actual joke. Do an elaborately constructed parody for another decade. Give me something.

He's doing a brilliant satire of an aging true believer liberal who earnestly thinks that partisan rancor is the problem and can be solved with consistent production of meaningless pablum. It's Andy Kaufman level stuff




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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
God damnit, forgot we have a staff meeting Monday. I haven't prepared any slides.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ol sakkman posted:

I've been operating on a day by day basis a few weeks now and the results are pretty shoddy. Today I have plans lasting longer than 12 hrs

haha yeah what trump said was crazy today

hes gonna be president again

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I enjoyed Triumph doing Chris Christie weight jokes during 2016. we'll see if he can manage funny in the 20s.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ex post facho posted:

had to bring this over from doomsday econ because lol

I have sympathy for the haters and losers

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Trump

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

put Trump on a Mexican hat. I'd wear that....

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos
I have a neurologist appointment for dopamine based movement disorder treatment I gave myself abusing stimulants on the 30th, I've waited 6 months from booking+dealt with the disorder for years now, it's pretty huge


Generalised dystonia, everything be clenched and contorted. Even the butthole

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ol sakkman posted:

I have a neurologist appointment for dopamine based movement disorder treatment I gave myself abusing stimulants on the 30th, I've waited 6 months from booking+dealt with the disorder for years now, it's pretty huge


Generalised dystonia, everything be clenched and contorted. Even the butthole

i know right, trump seems unstoppable

somebody DO SOMETHING

hes going to pardon all the J6 rioters

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

haha yeah what trump said was crazy today

hes gonna be president again

I acknowledge you're doing this, can you acknowledge I'm gonna ignore it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

BAE OF PIGS posted:

God damnit, forgot we have a staff meeting Monday. I haven't prepared any slides.

I got u covered bae









Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Vim Fuego posted:

Hey Daniel, I gotta question: If I'm watching Dune (1984) how much of Dune (2021) can I watch while I'm watching it?

Many people have been asking this, I'm glad to address it. You can watch 88.38% of Dune (2021) while you're watching Dune (1984). But if you have another monitor going, one showing a second stream of Dune (2021), you could watch 176.76% of double Dune (2021) while you watch Dune (1984).

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ol sakkman posted:

I acknowledge you're doing this, can you acknowledge I'm gonna ignore it

haha yeah you said it, Donald John Trump is going to be the 47th president :chaostrump:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1537518035765977091

Mike Pence watching a trump vlog

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Apraxin posted:

'oranges of the mueller report' is still the best one i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPsNgmXR7M

he realizes there's something wrong and starts probing around at the words he used like he's pushing at a bad tooth trying to locate the pain point

Yeah he couldn't get himself out of that one. Couldn't work oranges back in. Though he did manage to just gently caress it up again later, lmao.

I wish I could remember fully the one I have stuck in my head. He was talking about laws or something, and he said something like "and the mandates... and they are really mandates when you think about it, they are so important. And also the [some other word that starts with m that he meant earlier]..."

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos
Maybe I'm segueing onto how aghast I am I have to pay 300 bucks for a medical appointment and I wanna compare that to the 30000 it probably costs in americaland

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Vim Fuego posted:

I got u covered bae







Somebody has issued a correction as of 02:08 on Jun 18, 2022

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Lastgirl posted:

now do hearing people asking Deaf/deaf/HoH people to do signs for them or teach them

every fucken time

I have a friend who is completely blind and people feel entitled to come up to her and ask the dumbest loving questions. the best are parents who get mad she says that no, their child can not pet the guide dog.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
she be like lemme see the trump vlog father ha ha

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ol sakkman posted:

Maybe I'm segueing onto how aghast I am I have to pay 300 bucks for a medical appointment and I wanna compare that to the 30000 it probably costs in americaland

that's a fair point but the democrats are bought and paid for

trump will be president as he overturns the 2024 elections

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

I can't stop saying decade.

A cooler word is "Decius"

My next adopted dog will be named Decius

It's a cool name

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos
In a private medical system are bookings available pretty easily or is it still months of waiting? Like are there any perks at all to private?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Many people have been asking this, I'm glad to address it. You can watch 88.38% of Dune (2021) while you're watching Dune (1984). But if you have another monitor going, one showing a second stream of Dune (2021), you could watch 176.76% of double Dune (2021) while you watch Dune (1984).

Yeah. I think I'll start my second (third) dune halfway through and just loop back around. The offsets feel efficient

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

uh

Somebody has issued a correction as of 02:08 on Jun 18, 2022

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

Data's cat tried to murder Wharf


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5ThFd5qas

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

VideoKid posted:

I have a friend who is completely blind and people feel entitled to come up to her and ask the dumbest loving questions. the best are parents who get mad she says that no, their child can not pet the guide dog.

if the pandemic didn't illuminate it already, it shows how people have protagonist brains and desperately want to be a main character and will use you as a checklist to making them a well rounded person

glad she can piss them off for not indulging in the tokenism

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Lastgirl posted:

haha yeah you said it, Donald John Trump is going to be the 47th president :chaostrump:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ol sakkman posted:

In a private medical system are bookings available pretty easily or is it still months of waiting? Like are there any perks at all to private?

i don't know about this statement, it seems pretty clear Trump will run again imo

:smugdon:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


as far back as i could remember i always wanted to be a gangster

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ol sakkman posted:

In a private medical system are bookings available pretty easily or is it still months of waiting? Like are there any perks at all to private?

if you can afford it there are some specialists you can see much more quickly than you would in a socialized system

but you are a garage dweller so you'd just not get to see them at all

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
Just make Lastgirl mod for fucks sake.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
I'm sorry, I love you, you all loving suck.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Many people have been asking this, I'm glad to address it. You can watch 88.38% of Dune (2021) while you're watching Dune (1984). But if you have another monitor going, one showing a second stream of Dune (2021), you could watch 176.76% of double Dune (2021) while you watch Dune (1984).

okay but what about the sci fi mini series?


* which I kinda liked , the costumes are insane

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

haha yeah what trump said was crazy today

hes gonna be president again

lol

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Ol sakkman posted:

In a private medical system are bookings available pretty easily or is it still months of waiting? Like are there any perks at all to private?

Generally, no. Most medical systems intentionally overbook the doctors and limit appointment times in order to get higher volume out of them. Usually you won't ever see the same doctor twice. If you're paying more then you might have a consistent personal doctor that you do see repeatedly.

If you pay a shitton of money then yeah. You can get appointments. They'll even come to your house.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Ol sakkman posted:

In a private medical system are bookings available pretty easily or is it still months of waiting? Like are there any perks at all to private?

lmao no my mom needs a pet scan because she has a mystery lump. she had to wait a month for an appointment.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lmao

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HqSH2HYA8g

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Virgil Vox posted:

okay but what about the sci fi mini series?


* which I kinda liked , the costumes are insane

just watch the Director's Cut of Dune (1984)

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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

if the pandemic didn't illuminate it already, it shows how people have protagonist brains and desperately want to be a main character and will use you as a checklist to making them a well rounded person

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