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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


gently caress I love a good farmers market





























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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
scatterbrain were visionaries

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Ninja Turtles taught me that it is, so

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Ooh! A rare Homestar Runner sighting out in the wild!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011










Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Montague Tigg posted:

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

'Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order' helped me realize the sheer hilarity of an aspect of my first legal job.

Cici's Pizza made all employees shout "HI WELCOME TO CICI'S" whenever anyone walked in the front door, and you better believe management regretted that decision after a few weeks.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

They tried, but it always came out as shut up and gently caress me.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Jun 18, 2022

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Leon Sumbitches posted:

'Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order' helped me realize the sheer hilarity of an aspect of my first legal job.

Cici's Pizza made all employees shout "HI WELCOME TO CICI'S" whenever anyone walked in the front door, and you better believe management regretted that decision after a few weeks.

I haven't been to Cold Stone Creamery in 20 years but please tell me at some point they stopped all bursting into song when you gave them a tip.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sorry, I meant to say what is a penis?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Data Graham posted:

I haven't been to Cold Stone Creamery in 20 years but please tell me at some point they stopped all bursting into song when you gave them a tip.

completely forgot cold stone existed until this post. man now I want to go back to college and do ice cream runs with the gang. those were the days

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Data Graham posted:

I haven't been to Cold Stone Creamery in 20 years but please tell me at some point they stopped all bursting into song when you gave them a tip.

I have never seen this happen

LittleFuryThings
Jan 11, 2012

Paladinus posted:

Sorry, I meant to say what is a penis?

Shooow meeeeee peenis!!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

S.J. posted:

I have never seen this happen

drat. Like, you can't even spare some pocket change?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Paladinus posted:

Sorry, I meant to say what is a penis?

On Family Feud?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Paladinus posted:

Didn't know they made MLP toys that tiny.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yes! Actually Works!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

This is my time... I'm going pro!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

S.J. posted:

I have never seen this happen

You should tip more, cheaper

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
2 retro ponies 1 comb

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Paladinus posted:

Yes! Actually Works!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Montague Tigg posted:

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

As a woman I'd rather be called a dude than a dudette. The feminized form diminutive and gross.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





:thejoke:

Anyway, they should put them in there without the lids on. If they don't all fit that way they can leave the lid off the big one too and make an ajar ajar jar jar

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I can accept that dude is gender specific but using 'guys' as gender neutral is so deeply ingrained in me I'm not sure I can cut it out after 17 years in customer service sorry ladies :(

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

"folks" usually works as a true neutral option

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

"folks" usually works as a true neutral option

Comrades works just as well.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

madeintaipei posted:

drat. Like, you can't even spare some pocket change?

Okay, this was good

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Nobody cares if you think dude is gender neutral just don't call someone dude if they ask you not to

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





https://twitter.com/aqueerwolf/status/1534705536171663360?t=XCAB_0Uosa6LCQYHx_V_7Q&s=19
https://twitter.com/LanceStLaurent/status/1534660807145013248?s=20&t=AttzmNA0N8Db85wSvpKZ0g


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528001841326325790/987031595066200135/FBI.mp4

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I can accept that dude is gender specific but using 'guys' as gender neutral is so deeply ingrained in me I'm not sure I can cut it out after 17 years in customer service sorry ladies :(

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I refer to my group of mixed gender coworkers as y'all when addressing them in informal e-mails.

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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

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