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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PITY BONER posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256803425362523.html

NOT MY IMAGE


Not very exciting, but my Miyoo Mini V2 arrived last week. I have small hands for a dude, but this thing is tiny as hell. I knew it was going to be small, but I underestimated it. Comparisons to a pack of playing cards are spot on because it fits in a playing card box. I can't ever see myself putting in more than a few minutes on any game that requires the shoulder buttons. I have found, however, that if I hold it in one hand and use my thumb for everything while playing an RPG (especially turn-based) or something that doesn't require a lot of involvement, I can comfortably hold and play it similar to using one those old candy bar phones. I guess I can finally play some of those translated GBA and PSX RPGs I've been curious about, since two-handed games are a bit cramp inducing. It emulates the hell out of Playstation and under, and the screen is legitimately good for its size and price.

If you have kids, this would make an amazing gift. If you're an adult with any size hands, I'd recommend something bigger.

my buddy got one of these or something very similar, and the triggers are a total pain in the rear end. actually the front buttons are too, but the screen looks great.

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Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

I just got one and it's great. The rear triggers aren't fantastic but they do the job. On PS1 games I've just been playing Square RPGs.

For $50 it's fantastic, and because it actually plays ROMs I use a shitload more than my Analogue Pocket. I wish it was the same device just physically larger, but here we are.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Miyoo Croo represent! I just got to the hardest part of ff7:



Leaving this room

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

Situation normal for my poo poo, it does arrive tho.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


kynikos posted:

I was "upgraded" to combined shipping for two recent orders and they've both been stuck in this International Bridge warehouse in Gardena, CA since the end of May. Of course Ali has asked me to wait 10 days for both before resolving my disputes. Anyone had this issue where it makes it out of China, gets through customs, then gets stuck in some intermediary before making it USPS?

My stuff goes into Laguardia/JFK and usually processes in like a week or so.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Update on my taobao adventure. Everything is in the warehouse except the Onitsuka Tiger reps which were the whole reason I went through this effort :negative:

First seller didn't ship after 10 days and now neither has a different seller in I think 5 days. Maybe they're just out of stock everywhere but there was no indication of that.



While I was waiting for that I also decided to get the Oakley Whisker clones too.





I think I'll give it a few more days and then just have this shipped regardless.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Haven’t got anything new recently and our supply chains seem to be falling apart again but this was an interesting one in the daily email.

Shark cute. Took a few images to decipher what it is though.


Selected candy color matching adds a touch of freshness


Shark production facility (OSHA warning on this power cables)


There we go, they’re thongs/flip flops/jandals/slippers

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Shark cute indeed, if my feet didn't require special insoles I might have bought this.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

While I was waiting for that I also decided to get the Oakley Whisker clones too.





I think I'll give it a few more days and then just have this shipped regardless.

Woah!

(looks like Neo glasses?)

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Ah, lovely - the Virgin Mary being comforted by God

Madonna Resin Statue Kitchen Madonna Statue Resin Virgin Mary Figurines Religious Gifts Kitchen Madonna For Mother's Day

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004252781893.html

Prophet of Nixon
May 7, 2007

Thou art not a crook!

That's just a S'pht Compiler.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ah, lovely - the Virgin Mary being comforted by God

Madonna Resin Statue Kitchen Madonna Statue Resin Virgin Mary Figurines Religious Gifts Kitchen Madonna For Mother's Day

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004252781893.html


I really don’t need to know that much about the Virgin Mary.

Not sure it will fit all the mini-chainsaws this thread owns; bark stripping chainsaw attachment.


I can’t make my brain understand how these square drill pieces work but it looks like you could knock out mortice and tenon joints all day.




The product makes hydrogen rich water but in my very simple chemistry knowledge I think that’s what water is? 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen, that’s pretty hydrogen rich.
I think it just creates some bubbles in a cup for fools.






The reviews have a lot of people testing it with some weird tool I suspect is also a scam*, some doing ph tests and it looks slightly acidic, like high 5-to-6 but that’s possibly the water put in?
I like check for local reviews, which generally doesn’t help as much as it should. My thinking is they speak the same language as me, might have a somewhat relevant cultural experience to me and therefore their feedback should be useful to me.
Really shows what’s wrong with the Ali review timeframe: “5 stars. Haven’t used”



*7 in 1 PH/TDS/EC/ORP/Salinity /S. G/Temperature Meter C-600 Water Quality Tester. Not sure if trust this either, I only understand ph and salinity out of the seven tests and the others don’t seem to be explained.



Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

DRINK ME posted:

The product makes hydrogen rich water but in my very simple chemistry knowledge I think that’s what water is? 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen, that’s pretty hydrogen rich.
I think it just creates some bubbles in a cup for fools.






For those into Hindenburg cosplay

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


i'm confused.. are they putting car exhaust, work stress, and cigarette smoke in my water?

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
P. Sure you put salt water into those and it makes chlorine?

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Quoting myself because I realised temperature is one of the tests, so that’s three functions I understand. Almost halfway.

MarxCarl
Jul 18, 2003

DRINK ME posted:

I can’t make my brain understand how these square drill pieces work but it looks like you could knock out mortice and tenon joints all day.



Here's how they're used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyWfze3qzQ

pumped up for school
Nov 24, 2010

EC is going to be electrical conductivity (millisiemens per cm).

TDS is total dissolved solids.

SG is specific gravity.

ORP is old raisins and peanuts I think?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The oxidation reduction potential. High orp makes it better at killing microbes.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

That’s awesome. I don’t have a drill press or any need for making bulk mortice joints but very cool tool.

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


If I had an idea for a product, not one that would make me rich, just something that I kinda want, how much effort would I have to go through to get an Aliexpress merchant to steal it and actually produce it?
A youtube video and promoted tweet? Some photoshopped promotional art and a fake etsy storefront?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

tater_salad posted:

i'm confused.. are they putting car exhaust, work stress, and cigarette smoke in my water?

You ever go into a subteranean subway platform and the walls are just crusted with a semi obscure layer of this black speckled poo poo? That's what they mean. Now of course you're not the same as a subway wall, but airborne pollution is a thing, especially if you live near highways. Or if your state is suddenly on fire because PG and E refuses to maintain their property and causes a forest fire that makes the sky at noon remain pitch black, cloudy, and suffocating. Hell on earth, smile!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


value-brand cereal posted:

You ever go into a subteranean subway platform and the walls are just crusted with a semi obscure layer of this black speckled poo poo? That's what they mean. Now of course you're not the same as a subway wall, but airborne pollution is a thing, especially if you live near highways. Or if your state is suddenly on fire because PG and E refuses to maintain their property and causes a forest fire that makes the sky at noon remain pitch black, cloudy, and suffocating. Hell on earth, smile!

so then why praytel do they want to put that IN the water?

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

The Aphasian posted:

If I had an idea for a product, not one that would make me rich, just something that I kinda want, how much effort would I have to go through to get an Aliexpress merchant to steal it and actually produce it?
A youtube video and promoted tweet? Some photoshopped promotional art and a fake etsy storefront?

This is genius. A moderately successful YouTube or TikTok video would probably be enough.

And just say you're still developing it and that's why it's not available for sale yet.

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

I’m sure we can all think of a couple things each we thought must exist but couldn’t find on AE. we could have a whole channel of these products.

Daedalus1134
Sep 14, 2005

They see me rollin'


Prophet of Nixon posted:

That's just a S'pht Compiler.

Thank you for this.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

DRINK ME posted:



The product makes hydrogen rich water but in my very simple chemistry knowledge I think that’s what water is? 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen, that’s pretty hydrogen rich.

Hydrogen rich water is just acid.
Go suck a lemon!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Splode posted:

This is genius. A moderately successful YouTube or TikTok video would probably be enough.

And just say you're still developing it and that's why it's not available for sale yet.

If nobody bites, contact some factories about having your brilliant idea manufactured and give them some renders or blueprints and they'll take it from there

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ah, lovely - the Virgin Mary being comforted by God

Madonna Resin Statue Kitchen Madonna Statue Resin Virgin Mary Figurines Religious Gifts Kitchen Madonna For Mother's Day

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004252781893.html



no ring

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Anyone know what the hell these dsub pin extractor tools are called on ali? I can't find them with any names I'm searching.



I mean they're only $7-8 on ebay, so it's not like I'd save much buying them on ali, just found it weird I can't find any there.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256802053975365.html

I was drunk and I ordered one of the NSFW masturbating wind-up guys to give to someone else.



I laughed SO hard for the first minute as this dude mechanically wanked in any position I could set him in. After that, I regretted my order and didn't give it to the person intended. He sits (and doesn't jerk himself) in my junk drawer. RIP, JO man.

EDIT: This dick head toothpaste dispenser add-on was recommended to me. WHY? WTF

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256803568385354.html

PITY BONER fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jun 26, 2022

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

PITY BONER posted:


EDIT: This dick head toothpaste dispenser add-on was recommended to me. WHY? WTF

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256803568385354.html

This was under the related items.... https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0kpP2E (:nws:)

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

PITY BONER posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256802053975365.html

I was drunk and I ordered one of the NSFW masturbating wind-up guys to give to someone else.



I laughed SO hard for the first minute as this dude mechanically wanked in any position I could set him in. After that, I regretted my order and didn't give it to the person intended. He sits (and doesn't jerk himself) in my junk drawer. RIP, JO man.

EDIT: This dick head toothpaste dispenser add-on was recommended to me. WHY? WTF

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256803568385354.html

This was also in the recommended items for the JO doll.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256801714969141.html



At least it's on sale for only $5, but maybe not the best kids toy, RZC Kids Toy Store

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The toothpick crossbow has evolved

C$ 6.10 50%OFF | Mini Toothpick Launcher Toy Funny Hunting Shooting Toys Fun Shooting Toy Hunting Outdoor Decompression Anti-Stress Toys Ornament
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mP8Mt6w

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

poke both eyes out without reloading!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Looking up "toothpic" got me to this:


E: also this Possibly NSFW

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jun 26, 2022

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Surprised the related items aren't a razor and mirror set.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



My recommendations this morning were full of ID printers and UV ink ribbons for them.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

By popular demand posted:

Looking up "toothpic" got me to this:



Took me a minute to realize what's the human body part. :wtf: :wtf:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Unperson_47 posted:

My recommendations this morning were full of ID printers and UV ink ribbons for them.

So your future is a spy thriller, good to know.

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