Weatherdammerung 2024: I didn't expect it to get this weird and bad this soon

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Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

I am putting on weight to save the planet you insensitive clod!

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:08

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# ? May 24, 2024 00:08

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Everything takes water.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:09

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Epic High Five posted:

How's oatmilk in comparison? It's the only other alternative I hear widely praised as actually good though I personally remain a big fan of unflavored soy milk

oatly�s third ingredient, just after water and oats, is low erucic rapeseed (canola) oil. sounds gross

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:16

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

the only ethical nut is deez nuts

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:17

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

How's oatmilk in comparison? It's the only other alternative I hear widely praised as actually good though I personally remain a big fan of unflavored soy milk

15 grams (oat) vs 1.4 for unsweetened almond milk.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Even water has water in it. Unbelievable.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:26

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

I like the milk where they filter out some of the sugar.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:28

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

blatman posted:

the only ethical nut is deez nuts

where do you think the water for deez nuts comes from?!?

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:31

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

drinking a gallon of water a day probably uses like 5 gallons of water from pipeline leaks and evaporation and poo poo

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:31

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

bi crimes posted:

drinking a gallon of water a day probably uses like 5 gallons of water from pipeline leaks and evaporation and poo poo

Even the Central Arizona Project only loses four and a half percent of its water to evaporation, and it looks like this:

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:35

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Look at this this fool completely forgetting about fire.

Just having fire with you morning cereal is obviously solution.

And best part is it won't matter how if you like the taste or not as your taste buds will be to badly burnt to taste it!

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:53

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

couldn't these milks just be made with a blender and the raw ingredients: water and oat/nut?

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:57

scary ghost dog: Aug 5, 2007

tater_salad posted:

15 grams (oat) vs 1.4 for unsweetened almond milk.

you can get unsweetened oat milk. its fine

# ? Jun 21, 2022 02:58

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

SirPablo posted:

Even water has water in it. Unbelievable.

no it doesnt

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:03

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

dr_rat posted:

Look at this this fool completely forgetting about fire.

Just having fire with you morning cereal is obviously solution.

And best part is it won't matter how if you like the taste or not as your taste buds will be to badly burnt to taste it!

Hm, a byproduct of fire is water. You're on to something.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:17

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Platystemon posted:

Even the Central Arizona Project only loses four and a half percent of its water to evaporation, and it looks like this:

hmm I thought my municipal water service leaked more than this

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:18

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

bi crimes posted:

hmm I thought my municipal water service leaked more than this

You're thinking of your rear end.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:26

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

SirPablo posted:

Even water has water in it. Unbelievable.

not for long

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:43

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

SirPablo posted:

You're thinking of your rear end.

oops, turning on my monitor

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:49

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

should have built a bunch of desalinization plants powered by nuclear energy, oh well better luck next time :shrug:

# ? Jun 21, 2022 04:06

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

HEAT DOME

# ? Jun 21, 2022 05:50

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Heat dome is a stupid made up word by the media.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 05:52

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

SirPablo posted:

Heat dome is a stupid made up word by the media.

Tell that to Winter Heat Storm Dome Boebert.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 05:55

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

SirPablo posted:

Heat dome is a stupid made up word by the media.

what hurricane are we up to

# ? Jun 21, 2022 06:04

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Weather Channel only names winter storms and poo poo.

Tropical systems are named by basin with the list set by the World Meteorological Organization, part of the UN, years in advance.

I don't see every high pressure system getting named. Do it cowards.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 08:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

Even the Central Arizona Project only loses four and a half percent of its water to evaporation, and it looks like this:

That still seems like a lot to me

# ? Jun 21, 2022 09:08

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

That still seems like a lot to me

hey bub you lose 100% of the water you dont pipe across the desert in a open trench

# ? Jun 21, 2022 12:56

NeonPunk: Dec 21, 2020

Speaking of Arizona

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1539112394357719041

# ? Jun 21, 2022 13:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NeonPunk posted:

Speaking of Arizona

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1539112394357719041

One of the real reasons the west has no interest in doing poo poo to stymie GW

# ? Jun 21, 2022 13:44

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

NeonPunk posted:

Speaking of Arizona

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1539112394357719041

What is this poo poo

https://twitter.com/tahin1981/status/1539128441823449091?s=20

# ? Jun 21, 2022 14:48

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

SirPablo posted:

Weather Channel only names winter storms and poo poo.

Tropical systems are named by basin with the list set by the World Meteorological Organization, part of the UN, years in advance.

I don't see every high pressure system getting named. Do it cowards.

By mid century we will be.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 16:34

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Milo and POTUS posted:

One of the real reasons the west has no interest in doing poo poo to stymie GW

Somewhere, some ultra-wealthy rear end in a top hat is sobbing...over lost capital and opportunity.

"Why'd they have to die? Why couldn't I have used them as legal slave labor?"

I keep on waiting for the moment it becomes officially "illegal" to be homeless in this country, punishable by forced relocation to "forced employment" work camps.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 17:06

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Somewhere, some ultra-wealthy rear end in a top hat is sobbing...over lost capital and opportunity.

"Why'd they have to die? Why couldn't I have used them as legal slave labor?"

I keep on waiting for the moment it becomes officially "illegal" to be homeless in this country, punishable by forced relocation to "forced employment" work camps.

Employment rehabilitation camps.

Is the slogan going to be "free yourself with work"?

# ? Jun 21, 2022 19:06

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

endlessmonotony posted:

Employment rehabilitation camps.

Is the slogan going to be "free yourself with work"?

There was an old photoshop of the gates of Auschwitz that said "Arby's Makes Fries" over the gate.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 19:13

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

endlessmonotony posted:

Is the slogan going to be "free yourself with work"?

"Find your bootstraps...by making bootstraps."

# ? Jun 21, 2022 20:46

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.