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Mordja posted:Lord knows, the guy who played Balrog didn't... Wtf is this, its like a tim and eric sketch that looped back into reality
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 22:21 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Its just awful No. No, no, no. The Addams family is hilarious and we should all aspire to not give a gently caress about what’s normal like them.
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 22:26 |
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The 90s movies are pure perfection. There's no way anyone could make anything better.
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 22:52 |
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Valko posted:I have never actually seen it but I have read enough comedic reviews savaging it that I could almost write the screenplay and maybe get 70% of it accurate. It's basically a live-action saturday morning cartoon so you can enjoy yourself if you keep that in mind.
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 23:11 |
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Mordja posted:Lord knows, the guy who played Balrog didn't... Jfc this man is on so many levels of irony he's beyond our feeble understanding
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 23:30 |
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there’s an addams family musical and, just to give you an idea of how wildly it misunderstands the addams family, the central conflict is that wednesday has grown up and become “normal” and is embarrassed by her family. gomez and morticia’s marriage is on the rocks. the entire family is stupid, dysfunctional, and on the verge of collapse. oh, and there’s a very weird subplot involving the Addams family’s squid sexually assaulting the father of Wednesday’s fiancé
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VinNYC82 posted:Ummm my eyesight my not be the best but, Morticia is eating the guys dick and balls...right? Yes lol Of course
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QuoProQuid posted:there’s an addams family musical and, just to give you an idea of how wildly it misunderstands the addams family, the central conflict is that wednesday has grown up and become “normal” and is embarrassed by her family. gomez and morticia’s marriage is on the rocks. the entire family is stupid, dysfunctional, and on the verge of collapse. thats dumb. apparently they did that in the one animated movie. also it should be Pugsley to try being the most normal since he almost basicaly is.
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 01:08 |
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Tebulot posted:Ghouls, maybe? What the gently caress are ghouls Big Money Salvia's got you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBrCh-6oNIg
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Pitdragon posted:You can find some of the original episodes on youtube. MGM's youtube channel in particular has a playlist with 15 episodes here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwwhtOnMyjuxQy81h7uJMCdsR-bS-uVaD google movies or play or whatever their store is called now sells the original series https://play.google.com/store/tv/show?id=EVpWuiKMuEhVFKaJXkpaPg&cdid=tvseason-Kh2paUajwJYIYNpdsvX_KQ
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 01:19 |
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The Addamses are descended from Cenobites. That's why they talk about how much they like pain and suffering and being miserable.
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ProfessorMarvel posted:The Addamses are descended from Cenobites. That's why they talk about how much they like pain and suffering and being miserable. Cenobite-Human hybrids
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 01:41 |
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I would like to read The Addams Family by Clive Barker.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would like to read The Addams Family by Clive Barker. A family member got me a deck of the Imajica CCG for Christmas because they had no idea what they were doing and I couldn't make heads or tails of it so I read those two books and it really didn't help
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The Bloop posted:A family member got me a deck of the Imajica CCG for Christmas because they had no idea what they were doing and I couldn't make heads or tails of it so I read those two books and it really didn't help No spoilers I’m only 85% through! That’s just 20 more hours of reading!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:No spoilers I’m only 85% through! That’s just 20 more hours of reading! I couldn't even if I wanted to
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 01:50 |
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Gomez canonicaly has incredible luck. Anything he invests in will prosper, to the point of it being a superpower. In one episode he was trying on purpose to fail just to see what it's like to lose money.
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The Bloop posted:I couldn't even if I wanted to I’m sorry you don’t like it because it’s like crack to me, I can’t stop going back to it and it keeps me up at night.
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Gomez canonicaly has incredible luck. Anything he invests in will prosper, to the point of it being a superpower. In one episode he was trying on purpose to fail just to see what it's like to lose money. More evidence for my Faustian bargain theory.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I’m sorry you don’t like it because it’s like crack to me, I can’t stop going back to it and it keeps me up at night. It was a long time ago and I might try again some day I just can't remember a single thing about it in any detail
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Nigmaetcetera posted:No. No, no, no. The Addams family is hilarious and we should all aspire to not give a gently caress about what’s normal like them. I meant Street Fighter
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Poohs Packin posted:I meant Street Fighter Ok that makes sense I heard it was awful.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Herman Munster was a Frankenstein type monster made up from all different body parts so it entirely possible that he had the balls of a werewolf.
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Watching the street fighter is a better use of your time than sitting in traffic, but not nearly as satisfying as watching the Addams Family movies.
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 02:39 |
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Im actually kinda glad that they haven't made some "Addams Family Extended Universe" and origin story examining their supernatural abilities and origins. Its really better just taken at face value like yeah they're magic rich weirdos. The rug is alive, there's a man in the train dont worry about it.
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Street Fighter is absolutely worth watching, and 99% of that is Raul Julia's performance. The remaining 1% is Jean Claude Van Damme's monologue where he talks about getting in his boat kicking M. Bison's rear end so hard the next Bison-wannabe is going to feel it.
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og lurch always stole the show
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Carlos Lantana posted:og lurch always stole the show I heard that he was cremated and buried underneath a tree on the property of one of the homes he owned. The problem is they had three houses and his widow didn’t remember where she buried him. So somebody today in Los Angeles has a dead Lurch in their backyard and they probably don’t know it. Allegedly.
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Carlos Lantana posted:og lurch always stole the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmM7N2RMryM
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The Bloop posted:A family member got me a deck of the Imajica CCG for Christmas because they had no idea what they were doing and I couldn't make heads or tails of it so I read those two books and it really didn't help Those books are great. Reading them at around age 18 or 19 was my first exposure to the concept of gender non-binary. Blew my mind, maaaan.
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Poohs Packin posted:I don't really get what the Addams Family are? Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others. lol def not expecting Hellraiser references in the Addams family thread
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Sir Dingleby Dapper posted:lol def not expecting Hellraiser references in the Addams family thread It all ties together, though, doesn't it? They're just very chill cenobites.
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Festers fancy clothes in Values make me laugh so hard
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Poohs Packin posted:Im actually kinda glad that they haven't made some "Addams Family Extended Universe" and origin story examining their supernatural abilities and origins. Its really better just taken at face value like yeah they're magic rich weirdos. The rug is alive, there's a man in the train dont worry about it. yeah me too https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/wednesday-addams-gets-creepy-upgrade-in-netflix-tv-series/
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i would also like to draft this girl as the newest member of the addams family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9W7J7iW39E
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Pac and Cheese posted:yeah me too https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/wednesday-addams-gets-creepy-upgrade-in-netflix-tv-series/ I knew as I posted it this would happen.
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How are we on page 4 and no one has posted the Thanksgiving Scene?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ
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Poohs Packin posted:I don't really get what the Addams Family are? they're the exact opposite of the ideal american family OP. they aren't middle class or hard-scrabble working class they're ludicrously aristocratic. they aren't hard workers they've inherited all their wealth and gomez has a magic ability to make anything he invests in succeed. they don't play baseball and drink beer with the boys while mom cooks apple pie, they grow venus fly traps and collect coffins. they're obssessed with death and the gothic rather than picket fences and jesus and childhood innocence. they love each other and have a healthy relationship because not a single one of those things makes them bad people. the franchise is about how not understanding something or being different doesn't make something evil. that's why in values all the native americans are the Jewish kids, handicapped kids, black kids, asian kids etc and they take over the thanksgiving scene to tell the story from the native americans perspective. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Jun 23, 2022 |
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Carlos Lantana posted:og lurch always stole the show He played Thing as well, so he's double stealing the show
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