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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
lmao

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

twoday posted:

fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:



:yosnice:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

twoday posted:

fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:



:china:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

twoday posted:

fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:



CHYNA :yooge:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I am excited for everybody here, I'm excited for myself as well, but mostly I'm excited for Alejandro

twoday posted:

fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:



:trumppop:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I will make a kickstarter update in the coming days, but if anyone has moved please update your shipping info

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

twoday posted:

fun book fact:

the only information which is strictly required by Chinese law to be included in books printed in China is the phrase:



I wonder if they let you spell it:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
They do not!

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

~excitedly describing the book to my wife, as though I’m 6 and my favorite cartoon just came out with action figures~

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Jun 25, 2015

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twoday posted:

did somebody say book?





:captainpop:

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Jun 25, 2015

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twoday posted:

I was originally going to do it like that, but then I thought this would have a better effect on anyone who casually stumbles across it

"Huh, this doesn't have a title. Oh my, that's an awful lot of hamburgers." (opens it) "Dear god."

Alejandro is going to be very impressed

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



book

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

twoday posted:

They do not!

lol

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

twoday posted:

They do not!

please cross it out and write it as Chyna on the ones you send out.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Bob Socko posted:

~excitedly describing the book to my wife, as though I’m 6 and my favorite cartoon just came out with action figures~

This is baloogan! He can drink more than anyone!

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

ex post facho posted:

Always believed

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Carth Dookie posted:

please cross it out and write it as Chyna on the ones you send out.

with the yooge smile please tia

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


this photo belongs in the thread for posterity

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

C-SPAM › [Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

WampaLord posted:

C-SPAM › [Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
mods??

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

WampaLord posted:

C-SPAM › [Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
v excited to read the book and see all this poo poo I forgot about and then wonder why the gently caress I thought any of this was funny.

then I’ll say “lol pmurt” and chuckle to myself

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
it is extremely dated, I don't even remember writing certain parts of it

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

WampaLord posted:

C-SPAM › [Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Kickstarter for annotated book of c-spam when?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I need to make a bunch of leather covers and poo poo first

I assume trump will. win again in 2024 and I will have no choice but to repeat this

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

twoday posted:

I need to make a bunch of leather covers and poo poo first

I assume trump will. win again in 2024 and I will have no choice but to repeat this

Trump will win unless you complete all the leather binding and distributions are done before the mid terms. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US TWODAY, NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

twoday posted:

it is extremely dated, I don't even remember writing certain parts of it

is there any covid content at all,because lol I haven’t thought about anything else since then

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
yes, it covers covid and the BLM protests and even January 6th!

all the late trump era classics

twoday has issued a correction as of 05:43 on Jun 23, 2022

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




book

Col.Schultz
May 14, 2010

Till we come to some beginning within our own power...

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



twoday - I am very thankful that you are well.

and the book is exciting, too.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

send BOOK or die trying

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


twoday posted:



the cover is this image wrapped around, no text

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I hadn't previously noticed Lincoln's painting overlooking that ridiculous scene.

We live in the weirdest goddamn timeline.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

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Jun 25, 2015

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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



It’s perfect

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