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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Panfilo posted:

They don't even have to be that unsuitable. Through the magic of editing and copious amounts of complementary alcohol you can get nearly anyone to come off as a whiny twat on television.

Or, in the reverse: one of the contestants on Season 6 of Drag Race came across as a completely unstable nut...until the season ended and it was revealed that production did not allow her to have access to medical weed during the several weeks of filming.

When she made a guest appearance on a future season, she poked some fun at it: "Well, THIS time I'm medicated!"

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Read After Burning posted:

Or, in the reverse: one of the contestants on Season 6 of Drag Race came across as a completely unstable nut...until the season ended and it was revealed that production did not allow her to have access to medical weed during the several weeks of filming.

When she made a guest appearance on a future season, she poked some fun at it: "Well, THIS time I'm medicated!"

That... should be the sort of thing that gets you fired.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

McCracAttack posted:

That... should be the sort of thing that gets you fired.

But it's about weed, so it will never happen.

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

McCracAttack posted:

That... should be the sort of thing that gets you fired.

I doubt that even cracks the top 50 of "lovely things done to American reality show contestants". Legally, morally, or ethically.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
What got me is that the show will provide the contestants with alcohol (I believe a limited amount nowadays), but wasn't letting someone have access to medical weed. Allow both or neither. :colbert: (I believe the situation has since changed, as contestants in recent seasons have openly admitted to being baked as hell on edibles all season.)

Then again, there's the whole "state vs federal" thing, so who knows how tied production's hands were. :shrug:

Silly Newbie posted:

I doubt that even cracks the top 50 of "lovely things done to American reality show contestants". Legally, morally, or ethically.

Oh YEAH. Y'all need to look up some of the America's Next Top Model poo poo. Tyra Banks/production were loving MONSTERS to those girls (beyond the expected "Lol you're too fat" modeling poo poo).

Not sure if this is a definitive summary, but here's two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd7YOKrr1KA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8uGlRrC3Y

OwlFancier posted:

Reality television is pure, distilled human cruelty. I don't honestly know how anybody watches it.

I agree. I just :filez: RPDR because I love queer art and anything giving a platform to the LGBT+ community, but...the show clearly still has no qualms with milking the contestants' previous traumas or current anxieties for footage, and that just don't sit right with me.

Dragula isn't perfect, but it's far less cruel to its contestants than American (the international spinoffs are a bit better in this regard) Drag Race is. Y'all should check it out if you're into horror and/or queer stuff!

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Jun 23, 2022

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Reality television is pure, distilled human cruelty. I don't honestly know how anybody watches it.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Read After Burning posted:

What got me is that the show will provide the contestants with alcohol (I believe a limited amount nowadays), but wasn't letting someone have access to medical weed. Allow both or neither. :colbert: (I believe the situation has since changed, as contestants in recent seasons have openly admitted to being baked as hell on edibles all season.)

I believe it was actually worse than that. There’s been some accusations that at least one of the other contestants that season was allowed to have weed.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Reality TV i have learned about in the past few months:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHi_UusXdWM

LOST RESORT: people sent to an island with a few "therapists" to heal from their personal traumas where the chief therapist is also a Jan 6 truther, tons of cultural appropriation of indigenous cultures, a Christian minister who learns that having a child may kill her should "maybe just have a bit more faith", a "sex healer" who spends most of her time trying to bone the himbo healer, everyone is only given fruits and water resulting in one of them accidentally ingesting antifreeze she thought were lollipops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J07arw7QBhM

I WANNA MARRY HARRY: young women compete to marry Prince Harry who is an impersonator, the women are all american and were kept in a media bubble so they couldn't tell it wasn't him, constant "subtle" clues like him having a helicopter with security profile, whispers in the corridor that "the queen is mad about him being on this show" to gaslight the contestants into thinking they were really marrying royalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaryoWAewIw

BLACK.WHITE.: Emmy award-winning show where two families change "race" and live each others' lives where the award is for "non-prosthetic makeup" and oh boy, the white family has some interesting things to say about being "black", and also the makeup looks like just overexposed tanning bed symptoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E23H-nnNkM

KID NATION: children are put at a ranch for a fun time where they learn to fend for themselves everyone is traumatized and the producers desperately want a Lord of the Flies situation to occur and pushes it constantly, which the kids do not comply with. No lessons are learnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFgn6tNU6w

OPPOSITE WORLDS: people are put into two teams of "future" and "past" houses and compete against each other every week in a bout of brawn vs brain somehow future wins all the time because they get better food and comfort??? a mystery

2nd level spells
Apr 3, 2022

OwlFancier posted:

Reality television is pure, distilled human cruelty. I don't honestly know how anybody watches it.

wisdom

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

OwlFancier posted:

Reality television is pure, distilled human cruelty. I don't honestly know how anybody watches it.

Boomers cannot get enough of it.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaryoWAewIw

BLACK.WHITE.: Emmy award-winning show where two families change "race" and live each others' lives where the award is for "non-prosthetic makeup" and oh boy, the white family has some interesting things to say about being "black", and also the makeup looks like just overexposed tanning bed symptoms

I cannot emphasize this enough: everyone please watch this. Ice Cube was like, a producer and made the lovely theme song. Bruno, the white dude, is an rear end in a top hat. The whole thing is sheer discomfort and this is what they should Clockwork Orange-treatment TV-obsessed people with.

Also Jarvis is an A+ Youtuber (I know, I know..low bar).

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



Cruelty is the point.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There was also Room Raiders where they would "kidnap" three people (with cameras already in the house but they're toooooootally shocked they're being kidnapped) and let a prospective date snoop in their rooms, then at the end has to decide which of the three was most dateable before meeting them.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Veotax posted:

Unless they're writing about trans people, then they'll gleefully post an article about how trans women are rapists with the only source being an anti-trans hate group and include quotes from a cis lesbian rapist who has called for literal genocide against trans people and include no quotes from actual trans women for balance in the article.


gently caress the BBC.

Uh, while I don't disagree with what you said - it's all very true and the BBC is utter scum... The original quote wasn't in their favour, either.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/sudocrem/status/1539639809387511816?s=21

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

There was also Room Raiders where they would "kidnap" three people (with cameras already in the house but they're toooooootally shocked they're being kidnapped) and let a prospective date snoop in their rooms, then at the end has to decide which of the three was most dateable before meeting them.

I remember watching this. They would also plant random weird poo poo in the rooms to mess with the contestant to the mortification of the 3 ppl in the van or whatever

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/michaelkruse/status/1539964407089864705

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Reality TV i have learned about in the past few months:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHi_UusXdWM

LOST RESORT: people sent to an island with a few "therapists" to heal from their personal traumas where the chief therapist is also a Jan 6 truther, tons of cultural appropriation of indigenous cultures, a Christian minister who learns that having a child may kill her should "maybe just have a bit more faith", a "sex healer" who spends most of her time trying to bone the himbo healer, everyone is only given fruits and water resulting in one of them accidentally ingesting antifreeze she thought were lollipops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J07arw7QBhM

I WANNA MARRY HARRY: young women compete to marry Prince Harry who is an impersonator, the women are all american and were kept in a media bubble so they couldn't tell it wasn't him, constant "subtle" clues like him having a helicopter with security profile, whispers in the corridor that "the queen is mad about him being on this show" to gaslight the contestants into thinking they were really marrying royalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaryoWAewIw

BLACK.WHITE.: Emmy award-winning show where two families change "race" and live each others' lives where the award is for "non-prosthetic makeup" and oh boy, the white family has some interesting things to say about being "black", and also the makeup looks like just overexposed tanning bed symptoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E23H-nnNkM

KID NATION: children are put at a ranch for a fun time where they learn to fend for themselves everyone is traumatized and the producers desperately want a Lord of the Flies situation to occur and pushes it constantly, which the kids do not comply with. No lessons are learnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFgn6tNU6w

OPPOSITE WORLDS: people are put into two teams of "future" and "past" houses and compete against each other every week in a bout of brawn vs brain somehow future wins all the time because they get better food and comfort??? a mystery
These all read like satirical parodies of insane 1960's sociology experiments. Especially KID NATION, how the hell did that get past the drunken joke proposal stage.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Am I mistaken, or does it appear that the skull actually healed around the spike? Was this person somehow still living after being impaled? Not unheard of, but just makes it even crazier.

I am sure nearly 2000 years of decay has fused the spike to the skull but it would be incredible.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

OwlFancier posted:

Reality television is pure, distilled human cruelty. I don't honestly know how anybody watches it.
I just happened to listen to this old episode, and holy hell it was excruciating: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/529/human-spectacle/act-one

Taking cruelty to a whole other plane I was completely unaware of.

quote:

Producer Stephanie Foo speaks to Nasubi, a Japanese comedian who, in the 90s, just wanted a little bit of fame. So he was thrilled when he won an opportunity to have his own segment on a Japanese reality TV show. Until he found out the premise: he had to sit in an empty apartment with no food, clothes or contact with the outside world, enter sweepstakes from magazines… and hope that he won enough sustenance to survive. (23 minutes)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dialhforhero posted:

Am I mistaken, or does it appear that the skull actually healed around the spike? Was this person somehow still living after being impaled? Not unheard of, but just makes it even crazier.

I am sure nearly 2000 years of decay has fused the spike to the skull but it would be incredible.



(alt: "nervous system" lmao)

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

teethgrinder posted:

I just happened to listen to this old episode, and holy hell it was excruciating: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/529/human-spectacle/act-one

Taking cruelty to a whole other plane I was completely unaware of.

Fun fact: this fella later appeared in the game 428 Shibuya Scramble! I had just finished the game when I watched a documentary about this dude, and almost lost my mind when I realized it was the same guy.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Literally the only way to get a substantial raise in most industries.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TheCut/status/1539224688320122881

Every reply and retweet is just variations of people going "Good. gently caress him!"

Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

SimonChris posted:

https://twitter.com/TheCut/status/1539224688320122881

Every reply and retweet is just variations of people going "Good. gently caress him!"

There's still some ding-dongs in there trying to pull a "they are bad, BUT"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lmao still out here doing the classics "it's EPHEBOPHILIA!"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Andos El Pantos posted:

There's still some ding-dongs in there trying to pull a "they are bad, BUT"



I love when people use the word "ephebophilia," it's like a shibboleth for "I'm definitely a pedophile."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I'm always astounded when someone decides to be the meme like that. If you're not astutely aware of how people react to the ephebophilia guy, it's because you are ephebophilia guy...

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.


This poor girl what a difficult situat- hold on I'm getting word that this article is supposed to be sympathetic to Diego.

I also love the passages describing Diego's love interests. One girl: "her pale celestial skin was dotted with constellations of freckles". Another: "he invited a girl from another town with cupid-bow lips to prom. 'We had fun afterwards,' Diego said."

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

And even if everyone involved is a minor it's still sharing a private, intimate photo without consent, and that's the reason he's being shunned. Instead of complaining about it maybe he should internalize the lesson and care about consent more in the future and he won't lose his next social group. Being drunk isn't an excuse.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I feel like all these columnists whining about "cancel culture" are telling on themselves.

"If sharing your girlfriends nudes is wrong then none of us are safe from the mob. Am I right fellas?"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

One little thing got this poor young man irrevocably cancelled.

*describes unbroken sequence of abusive behaviors by young man*

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Oh god, apparently the author has teenage daughters quick someone call CPS

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I also love the passages describing Diego's love interests. One girl: "her pale celestial skin was dotted with constellations of freckles". Another: "he invited a girl from another town with cupid-bow lips to prom.
:yikes:

Kevin DuBrow posted:

'We had fun afterwards,' Diego said."
:ohno:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Love to tease my readers with suggestive phrases about teens getting down.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Nucleic Acids posted:

Jerome Powell is advocating the same thing, more or less. They want to engineer a recession because workers have it too good.

Did I miss something the Fed put out about this? Closest thing I can find is some press conference where he said that labor demand was too high relative to supply and that wages needed to continue to rise.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/kiikazuu/status/1539854636076630017?s=20&t=C_J2Q7W57L0RiF1OgRBbpg

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rduk6gTmkJ1x4pmbc.mp4
new guy just dropped

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Weird, but impressive nonetheless

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

surely he also has a back yard

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
On the one hand I'm really glad this guy doesn't live in my neighborhood, but on the other hand I really wish I could just look out my window and see poo poo like this going down across the street.

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