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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Vox Nihili posted:

What's more worrying, zero water flowing downriver to the gulf or the enormous hydro generators going silent forever?

Lol the Colorado river hasn't reached the gulf in years

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
hail satan

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Stereotype posted:

hail satan

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

as a millenial i will die within hours of doordash going offline

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I bet we could hit 66.6c in my lifetime.

hail Satan.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Hail Satan

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

hail satan

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"You only need water to live" I say in my pitch black house, turning on the tap and watching how literally no water comes out

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

hail satan


free rime

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
burn it all down
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1539800471241736194

Alamani57
Dec 15, 2010

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I was thinking about the earlier talk of farmers being at risk of attack in like, a famine scenario or whatever, and there's gotta be a ton of precedent and sources we can look at to see what happens, right?

I'm just going to warn you that you do not want to read specifics about famine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Chinese_Famine_of_1876%961879

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I love how every article has quotes like this now:

quote:

“It’s easy to look at these figures and forget the immense misery they represent. People who can’t afford air conditioning and people who work outdoors have only one option, to suffer,” said Texas A&M climate scientist Andrew Dessler, who was in College Station, where the temperature tied a record at 102 degrees (38.9 degrees Celsius) Thursday. “Those of us with air conditioning may not physically suffer, but we are prisoners of the indoors.”

“These temperatures are occurring with only 2 degrees Fahrenheit (1.1 degrees Celsius) of global warming and we are on track for 4 degrees Fahrenheit (2.2 degrees Celsius) more warming over this century,” Dessler said. “I literally cannot imagine how bad that will be.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1540140269810638848

That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god
hail satan

Alamani57
Dec 15, 2010

I'm such a loving IDIOT how could I forget to HAIL SATAN

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

more like fail satan

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

it would? oh my god!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I had a great credit score and then BAM biodiversity loss

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Alamani57 posted:

I'm such a loving IDIOT how could I forget to HAIL SATAN

Hail hail all the lucky ones

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/EvilEcology/status/1410682177419825153

platzapS has issued a correction as of 02:30 on Jun 24, 2022

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Egg Moron posted:

I had a great credit score and then BAM biodiversity loss

Fuckin communist pinko endangered species

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


What areas of the USA are most likely to have drinking water shortages beyond like,

1) California
2) The southwest
3) Everyone dependent on the ogallala aquifer
4) West Texas?
5) Freaking Florida lol

Was reading an article about a town needing to build a pipe to Michigan because they are soon out of drinking water. Fortunately, they're only 50 miles away, but still, lol

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

500excf type r posted:

Hail hail all the lucky ones

It's the lake of fire for us, isn't it.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Still not misanthropic enough to think a nuclear exchange happens. It almost did once before save for the good conscience of a lower level grunt tasked exclusively with pressing the actual button. Someone down the chain will have some good sense, and it'll probably always be the button-pusher cause who the gently caress wants to be that guy

Just an FYI on how this works now, the button pusher has no idea what silos are actually active, and which are tests. They randomly send orders to fire one, and you dont know if that was a test tube or if you're going to end the world.

edit: hail satan

Blockade has issued a correction as of 02:38 on Jun 24, 2022

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I'm shorting the environment

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

This is amazing work. As a student of the climate I can say that I’ve seen hundreds of stories like this, and have shown little to no emotion. The stories were just windows to a future I’ve never believed in, weather and temperatures I never knew or would ever know. But this story made me stop and evaluate. Putting Credit Scores in focus made me actually look at what is really happening. Putting something that everyone is familiar with in a situation that no one knows, and to make people feel those emotions well, that takes amazing talent. Thank you.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

I’m ready for the cults to start and I can’t wait to start smoking again

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

welcome back. everyone who counts missed you :cheers:

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


:bisonyes:

welcome back

Encrypted
Feb 25, 2016


:devil:

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
rime, before you get started this time remember that it is okay to think that overpopulation exists as a concept





When you get specific about it is when there are problems

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
specifically the mods get mad if you mention that the developed world is the problem. Because they're apart of it.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


banned for making me introspect malthusianishly

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Need Rubby to make like a

"Nuke The Whales"
(I mean rich ppl, like at a casino)

poster.

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
gotta nuke something

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



lol welcome back

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Six! Six Six!

The number of the beast

Hell

And Fire

Were sworn to be released

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
Biosphere prolapse

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


silicone thrills posted:

Need Rubby to make like a

"Nuke The Whales"
(I mean rich ppl, like at a casino)

poster.

i am pro economic activity reduction :smug:

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