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PITY BONER posted:Grimes' lyrics about Elon when they broke up while she was pregnant with their second child: These lyrics are painful to read and not because Elon is a poo poo person.
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Regrettable posted:These lyrics are painful to read and not because Elon is a poo poo person. I've never heard them but to be fair, lots of song lyrics look like crap just written out.
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Jun 23, 2022 04:27
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Why does he always have the goofiest dipshit expressions? That's just his inbred face after attempting to correct it with copious amounts of plastic surgery.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Why does he always have the goofiest dipshit expressions? dude's carefully studying Trump videos to capture his stage persona A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 23, 2022 |
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Jun 23, 2022 04:43
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Lmao that face
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Jun 23, 2022 06:45
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my own penis' musk
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Vim Fuego posted:my own penis' musk Oh loving god, musk isn't bring out a candle as well is he???
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Jun 23, 2022 07:20
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This is peak performance::format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71004394/1395183190.0.jpg)
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Jun 23, 2022 19:29
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Musk always looks like he's pouting over the rest of the world not kissing his rear end enough.
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Jun 23, 2022 19:31
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Bogus Adventure posted:This is peak performance: He's morphing into Rudy Giuliani
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Jun 23, 2022 19:33
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Why does he always have the goofiest dipshit expressions? Botox and other fillers prevent different facial muscles from moving, leading to weird expressions and/or lack of expression, depending on where they are injected. He is absolutely loaded to the gills on fillers, which all wear off after a period time, and if you look at images of him over the past half decade or so you can see how his resting facial expressions, face shape, and skin smoothness fluctuate as he finds his groove with injectables.
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Jun 23, 2022 19:40
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Bogus Adventure posted:This is peak performance: All that money spent just to look like an evil clone of Justin McElroy
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Jun 23, 2022 19:46
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RandomPauI posted:All that money spent just to look like an evil clone of Justin McElroy lol Here's some DALL-E fun 
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Jun 23, 2022 19:47
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1539646351595782144?s=20&t=tueR6EISDQmgrrJbsGMGbw Is he trying to replicate the Raised by Wolves timeline?
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Jun 23, 2022 20:04
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RandomPauI posted:All that money spent just to look like an evil clone of Justin McElroy Now I can't unsee it
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Jun 23, 2022 21:05
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1539646351595782144?s=20&t=tueR6EISDQmgrrJbsGMGbw How’s the tunnel to nowhere going? How about that cyber truck? Both of these things are simply iterations of something that their respective companies already do, yet they are delayed and unfinished. Meanwhile, they want people to believe they’ve got a full on humanoid robot ready to pop in a few months? Lmao
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Jun 23, 2022 22:35
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SpartanIvy posted:Now I can't unsee it Elon’s posting is cringe equivalent to Travis McElroy losing his mind over Among Us. https://youtu.be/BoRZpjap3tI
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That DICK! posted:mario underground theme: tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis.
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Bogus Adventure posted:This is peak performance: Every single photo of Elon's face makes him appear to be concentrating really hard on dumping in his pants.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:39
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You can pinpoint the exact moment he squeezes out a fresh turd. That signature raised eyebrow 
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Yaldabaoth posted:An evil person would be someone like Cobra Commander from GI Joe, a person who commits evil acts because they're fully aware their actions are evil and they love doing evil things just for the hell of it. No such person exists in real life because all humans think they're good people and their actions are good and they come up with moral justifications for them. Hahah oh man you’re naive. I’ve done evil poo poo just to do it. It’s called being a teenager
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Jun 24, 2022 00:47
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dall-e kinda sucks because "anvil falls on elon musk" doesn't return what it should
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Hardawn posted:You can pinpoint the exact moment he squeezes out a fresh turd. That signature raised eyebrow That's the moment when he becomes highly regarded from the standpoint of presidential. 
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Brother Tadger posted:How’s the tunnel to nowhere going? How about that cyber truck? Both of these things are simply iterations of something that their respective companies already do, yet they are delayed and unfinished. Those other projects are delayed precisely because Elon thinks of some genius idea a 13-year-old might think is cool and then redirects all his best employees to that for a year or two. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 24, 2022 |
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Jun 24, 2022 03:07
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what his urethra smell like?
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flubber nuts posted:what his urethra smell like? Emeralds and failure
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flubber nuts posted:what his urethra smell like? My poop. Don't ask me why.
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flubber nuts posted:what his urethra smell like? hold on let me just go get a big ol whiff... one second
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Bogus Adventure posted:My poop. How many horses has he "gifted" to you?
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steinrokkan posted:How many horses has he "gifted" to you? None. Fucker says that they're in the mail.
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[edit] ah sorry wrong thread. I wonder what juicy edgelord take Musk will have on women not having agency in half of America soon. BigglesSWE fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jun 24, 2022 |
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BigglesSWE posted:[edit] ah sorry wrong thread. He's been nonstop posting about how Americans dont have enough kids....what do you think?
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after signing the "sue your neighbor who had a miscarriage" law, the governor of texas tweeted that elon moved to texas specifically because he is pro-life. elon replied that he likes to stay out of politics (lol) but didn't deny it.
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Bogus Adventure posted:This is peak performance: He looks like the misshapen villain that thinks being in high society means he is accepted as a peer.
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EVIL Gibson posted:He looks like the misshapen villain that thinks being in high society means he is accepted as a peer. Ah, you mean like this?  Bonus lol 
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That DICK! posted:mario underground theme: tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis.
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bump https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1544818589512994818 he loves having kids but not having them around.
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Do the kids get to ride the pony
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Can't wait for the shitbeard wars of succession.
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