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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

hobbesmaster posted:

hey they won that one time, it could happen again!

The Washington Generals would have beat the Globetrotters once in approximately every twenty games, if not for the Globetrotters’ dirty tricks.

This contrasts with the Democrats, who couldn’t beat a fish in a footrace.

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Antonymous posted:

did their rules ever help a single thread come to a consensus. they seem intended for people to reach some kind of synthesis conclusion but I never saw it

those rules are intended to facilitate arbitrary mod actions by removing any need to come up with plausible explanations for punishments while providing an illusion of even-handedness, hth

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Appalled to see the Democratic party attempts to fundraise off the recent court decisions. It's naked grifting. They have power now and everyone knows they're going to get destroyed in upcoming elections. If they can't do anything now they're certainly not going to be able to in future, esp as they failed to pass voting reform. Implying otherwise while stumping for donations makes the scam too obvious.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
imagine still defending a political party that spent the month of heads-up time it was given before what is ostensibly one of their core policies being dismantled solely on churning out some boilerplate fundraising letters lmao forever

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cerebral Bore posted:

imagine still defending a political party that spent the month of heads-up time it was given before what is ostensibly one of their core policies being dismantled solely on churning out some boilerplate fundraising letters lmao forever

Hey now

Pelosi also endorsed and campaigned for the only pro-life House Dem a month ago too

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Chris James 2 posted:

Hey now

Pelosi also endorsed and campaigned for the only pro-life House Dem a month ago too

is there really just one now

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

PawParole posted:

I haven’t voted for Joe Biden since 2008

imagine thinking this is anything but a massive self-own

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cerebral Bore posted:

imagine still defending a political party that spent the month of heads-up time it was given before what is ostensibly one of their core policies being dismantled solely on churning out some boilerplate fundraising letters lmao forever

Politifact says that you are nine days shy of a month.

Twentynine Pinocchios on fire

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Cerebral Bore posted:

imagine still defending a political party that spent the month of heads-up time it was given before what is ostensibly one of their core policies being dismantled solely on churning out some boilerplate fundraising letters lmao forever

And preemptively blaming it on Bernie and Susan Sarandon

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

PostNouveau posted:

Gloria La Riva Crew checking in (just because Hawkins wasn't on my ballot)

I honestly don’t remember if I voted for La Riva or for Hawkins. I think Hawkins. But I did not, under any circumstances, vote for Joe Biden.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Libs on Twitter sure do love showing up in replies of any person offering something that Biden could easily do if he wanted to (he doesn't), and saying "why bother, gop will just reverse it next time. trying for good thing is pointless."

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
libs on twitter: yeah well who controls the institution that struck down roe v wade :smug:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“It’s nonpartisan.” :smaug:

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Nocturtle posted:

Appalled to see the Democratic party attempts to fundraise off the recent court decisions. It's naked grifting. They have power now and everyone knows they're going to get destroyed in upcoming elections. If they can't do anything now they're certainly not going to be able to in future, esp as they failed to pass voting reform. Implying otherwise while stumping for donations makes the scam too obvious.

Venomous posted:

it must be emphasised that this is, of course, the Democrats' entire raison d'être in the 21st century: grifting the proletariat

they're capitalists, what do you expect them to do, good things???

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Libs on Twitter sure do love showing up in replies of any person offering something that Biden could easily do if he wanted to (he doesn't), and saying "why bother, gop will just reverse it next time. trying for good thing is pointless."

if we overturn the filibuster to do good thing, it could be used to do bad thing and we can't let that happen

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
https://mobile.twitter.com/socialismtrain/status/1540555932710719490

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Srice posted:

if we overturn the filibuster to do good thing, it could be used to do bad thing and we can't let that happen

filibuster is the "hold me back bro" of Congress

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Also if you think gop will just reverse everything, it sounds like you know the Dems are going to get destroyed!

But then why bother begging us to vote? Ugh libs suck

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Also if you think gop will just reverse everything, it sounds like you know the Dems are going to get destroyed!

But then why bother begging us to vote? Ugh libs suck

we don't want your vote sexist tankie

it's the sexist tankies fault we lost

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Because losing is what they want and do best. And once again it's because of the dastardly republicans and the lack of voters, not their own fecklessness.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

moot the hopple posted:

Because losing is what they want and do best. And once again it's because of the dastardly republicans and the lack of voters, not their own fecklessness.

lol they're not blaming republicans they're blaming imaginary people in their head who didn't time travel to vote in michigan in 2016 by fixing hillary's garbage campaign, a failed primary candidate, and louise from thelma and louise

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i voted for biden once and id do it again

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





jarofpiss posted:

i voted for biden once and id do it again

mods???

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

never have i ever voted for joseph robinette biden jr.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i mean, i'd be really loving embarrassed to be a democrat, but this thread has demonstrated that some motherfuckers straight up do not possess a central nervous system.

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

papa horny michael posted:

The Twitter people who voted Biden in safely blue states such as new york like Eli valley are particularly funny

its funny how mad he gets when you bring it up, too

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Pobrecito posted:

its funny how mad he gets when you bring it up, too

everyone who voted for trump is personally responsible for everything trump did including murder 200000 people with covid did but as far as biden goes i don't know if u heard this sweetie but voting is like taking a bus

Forseti
May 26, 2001
To the lovenasium!

Johnny Cache Hit posted:

mods please give me a novelty sixer citing as many of these rules as you can copy paste into the box tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:lmao: your rap sheet owns

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Turns out if you want people to vote for you as the Harm Reduction party, you should actually reduce harm.

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
https://twitter.com/glowmetric/status/1540707529587453954?s=21&t=_Wflo6V5pFEhz5L379-pNA

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Forseti posted:

:lmao: your rap sheet owns



I should have added rules VI.9 and IV.2.0 but I didn't think of them quickly enough :(

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
It's really funny that the democrats can't even be bothered to try and repeal DOMA

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

30.5 Days posted:

It's really funny that the democrats can't even be bothered to try and repeal DOMA

what’s doma?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

mawarannahr posted:

what’s doma?

I don't know, what's The Defense of Marriage Act, signed into law by Bill Clinton in 1996 and ultimately ruled unconstitutional in 2015 with you?

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

spacemang_spliff posted:

I should have added rules VI.9 and IV.2.0 but I didn't think of them quickly enough :(

again! again!

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

Zvahl posted:

we don't want your vote sexist tankie

it's the sexist tankies fault we lost

stupid sexy tankies

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

docbeard posted:

I don't know, what's The Defense of Marriage Act, signed into law by Bill Clinton in 1996 and ultimately ruled unconstitutional in 2015 with you?

:neckbeard:

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

mawarannahr posted:

what’s doma?

Doma DEEEEEZ NUTZ

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/ValerioCNN/stat...ingawful.com%2F

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
who could have predicted that the president who makes a point of never doing anything isn't going to do anything

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