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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Why is Paul acting like this is a shocking new revelation?

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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




grittyreboot posted:

Why is Paul acting like this is a shocking new revelation?

Wait he did WHAT

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/kimthegayass/status/1540649721387155459?s=21

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/hosoterratoma/status/1540394776998350848

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1540789336165076993

https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1540711490667171843

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


This is my favorite Hinckley "one last mission" meme so far.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Pawn to snoot boop.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
You can't boop a cat's snoot because the cat will dodge the boop. You have to hold out your finger and let the cat boop itself.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Ragnar34 posted:

You can't boop a cat's snoot because the cat will dodge the boop. You have to hold out your finger and let the cat boop itself.

You can pull it off but you're rolling the dice on getting your finger back with all the blood still in it.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


This is very funny, but surely one president too late?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He'll be back

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

This is very funny, but surely one president too late?

no, the space between biden and reagan's policies isn't too wide.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/Spinachbrah/status/1540072873066434561?s=20&t=9w3-P07DOs2Nr-CuNiKPTg

FarmersOnly doesn't seem like such a lovely dating site now, does it???

(You have to open the tweet, sadly. The crop cuts out the funny bit)

When she says she's got 23 acres

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/anniierau/status/1540348177055977480?s=21&t=WmvCWstoCKqqF0rnKPpmLQ

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1540697834877603840?s=20&t=NAUnRJjcbsoUgczE5G6ZOw

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MissAHaddow/status/1540817182006837248?s=20&t=VzPi7AP-sy1udBzjY6rcEg

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/Spinachbrah/status/1540072873066434561?s=20&t=9w3-P07DOs2Nr-CuNiKPTg

FarmersOnly doesn't seem like such a lovely dating site now, does it???

(You have to open the tweet, sadly. The crop cuts out the funny bit)

https://twitter.com/ssssludge/status/1540877375038275585

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

I liked this one in the replies:

https://twitter.com/BoredBarbarian/status/1540375312457924609?t=OShtP-3W3eh3uWBL4iHCWA&s=19

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

This is very funny, but surely one president too late?

Ehhhh....

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TarabearTara/status/1540769074849796097?s=20&t=sTTWkXpssc9dUvUk6Pk4BQ

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Can't remember if I already posted this itt but I get a giggle out of it whenever it crosses my feed lately

https://twitter.com/joshgnosis/status/1540583310233313280?t=hd0NLUSsg_fWEV_B5rUQmA&s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/anniierau/status/1540348749880250368

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/AshAtalla/status/1540819249077403648

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

She just said she's linda skeens!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Speaking of Glastonbury Olivia Rodrigo and Lily Allen had a special message for everyone. :kiddo:

https://twitter.com/bencpye/status/1540849571282051072?s=20&t=sTTWkXpssc9dUvUk6Pk4BQ

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i cannot stress enough how heartwarming the look on lily allens face was during that speech

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

GO linda

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Imagine going to your state fair with the best cookies you've ever made and you see Linda Skeens there and you're like "well I guess I'm competing for 2nd, that's ok" but then she enters three different cookies and just rocks everyone.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

I’ve seen a lot of cheering for Hinckley and promotion of his tweets etc lately and I don’t get it. He failed to kill Reagan anyway, but also he became obsessed with Jodie Foster as a 12-year-old sex slave. Why the hell is he not reviled by everyone

If you can't see the funny part of a guy who tried to kill the president calling for peace, I don't know what to tell you. Good thing you figured out that everyone who thinks this is funny also condones 12 year sex slaves. We tried to hide it, but you were just too clever for us.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/metasynthie/status/1541118965405159426?t=F_esjc3BhN5Jd5QNXgio8w&s=19

It is truly insane thinking that if you have 8 kids none of them will leave the church.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

You can see this in action by the way church membership among young people is skyrocketing.




Plummeting you say?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

4+ kids? In this economy?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/javroar/status/1540554871715557376?s=21&t=EIzA50LxJ8IDEohRP-CP0g

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Quiverfull is some weird poo poo.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

apatheticman posted:

Quiverfull is some fash poo poo.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1540369984399978497

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Hyperlynx posted:

This is very funny, but surely one president too late?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hyperlynx posted:

This is very funny, but surely one president too late?

It really depends on what you are hoping to accomplish. A failed assassination makes you a shoe-in for re-election. Gets you sympathy with all the "undecided" voters. A successful one probably gives your party a bump in the next election, for the same reason.

So you definitely don't want anyone to do in the politicians from a party you hate.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Killing Licoln worked out pretty well for the Cofederacy.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Tunicate posted:

Killing Licoln worked out pretty well for the Cofederacy.

I'd like to buy an N

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Facebook Aunt posted:



So you definitely don't want anyone to do in the politicians from a party you hate.

No to mention that the assassination of a right wing American politician/supreme court justice would galvanise the MAGA set and likely start an even worse insurrection. If not outright civil war/night of long knives attempt.

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