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Quiet Feet posted:Only $770,000 and you could be the local eccentric artist and/or supervillain living in a bank! well that's better than north of austin, you can get a really lovely small suburban home about an hour outside the city for 700k now. totally not sustainable but here we are again marching lockstep into a recession.
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A Good Time posted:Not the house itself but
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:what the gently caress is up with this combined foyer/living room situation. this house has the DIY feel of a self-designed smaller house but with all the rich people amenities like giant rooms and commercial grade cooking gear in a wet bar or some poo poo. a wood fired oven and some kind of carpeted exercise spa
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Jun 6, 2022 18:38
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Quiet Feet posted:Only $770,000 and you could be the local eccentric artist and/or supervillain living in a bank! What does it say about me that I would live in a supervillain bank? I do own a paintbrush, but I don't have that many coffee cups, though, so I might not be qualified.
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Quiet Feet posted:Only $770,000 and you could be the local eccentric artist and/or supervillain living in a bank! It has a "designed to confuse and ward off ghosts" energy.
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Jun 6, 2022 22:46
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Quiet Feet posted:Only $770,000 and you could be the local eccentric artist and/or supervillain living in a bank! "We'll put a nice table in the central area for people to enjoy. Also this table will be covered in stuff and surrounded by smaller tables covered with stuff. This is relaxing."
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Jun 7, 2022 16:07
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I'm pretty sure it's an antique store.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:28
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yes, that is definitely a commercial space in the large open area with a residential space attached https://fiddlehead4corners.wordpress.com/ Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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not my find, speaks for itself https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2141-Madrid-Dr-Sparks-NV-89436/7342439_zpid/ recently constructed shipping container duplex for under 400k in a metro area? between that and the somewhat awkward wall mounted AC, im guessing someone learned a tough lesson about the thermal properties of living in a steel box house in the summer  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/515-N-Middle-St-Cape-Girardeau-MO-63701/2064096729_zpid/ lotta weird triangle spaces and windows in this house for no real reason. reject gridlike orthogony, cool, i get it  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/965-E-Eagle-Lake-Dr-Kalamazoo-MI-49009/74168488_zpid/ when you aim for frank lloyd wright but end up getting m c escher. love the weird little glassblock clerestory windows. also tags you never want to see in a real estate listing: "Unique Catwalk Area"  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/501-Miner-Farm-Rd-Chazy-NY-12921/29939880_zpid/ and a couple miscellaneous 90s time capsules to round things out https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/970-9th-St-Lawrenceburg-TN-38464/41757238_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8300-Disputed-Rd-Lasalle-ON-N9H-0H9/2067882163_zpid/
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Jun 8, 2022 03:37
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:not my find, speaks for itself Steve's ripped yo 
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Trabant posted:Steve's ripped yo Midas has been doing a little touching on his own time, it seems
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Jun 8, 2022 05:10
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...what is the nude golden-groined gentleman leaning on?
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Tree Bucket posted:...what is the nude golden-groined gentleman leaning on?
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Steve's Palace seems like the kind of place you're guaranteed to leave with an STI or STD, even if all you did was set foot in the place.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Steve's Palace seems like the kind of place you're guaranteed to leave with an STI or STD, even if all you did was set foot in the place. Steve Transmitted Illness
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https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1539662057339232257 https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1539662416652701697
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Jun 23, 2022 17:50
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is that an old Supra? looks rad.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:05
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How isn't this a reality tv show by now? "Jaylen, you picked the short straw and get to spend the night in the cell! Who do you pick to torment you, sexily?"
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Jun 23, 2022 18:07
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It used to be a thing in smaller towns where the official sheriff's residence would have one or two cells in it instead of having a local jail but that doesn't quite jibe with the rest of the house.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:16
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it looks like they spent a ton of money building it, but it's not selling for a ton of money. it was a passion project, which is very very creepy.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1539662057339232257 Weird sex stuff has happened in this home.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:22
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Sure, but what about the jail cells?
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Jun 23, 2022 18:24
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LifeSunDeath posted:it looks like they spent a ton of money building it, but it's not selling for a ton of money. it was a passion project, which is very very creepy. It's in a very small town in Ohio. No one's going to spend a lot of money to live there.
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By popular demand posted:Sure, but what about the jail cells? Zil posted:Weird sex stuff has happened in this home.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:32
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ultrafilter posted:It's in a very small town in Ohio. No one's going to spend a lot of money to live there. I mean I could see a cult trying to start something in that home.
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Zil posted:Weird sex stuff has happened in this home. The restaurant area is for the morning after the giant orgy. Like Waffle House, but somehow MORE bodily fluids.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:42
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there's just no good use for a literal jail in your house other than depraved poo poo. even the aesthetic isn't any good, it's too brutal. I'll say it, it's ugly af.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:44
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I'm usually all for depravity but the petit bourgeois are so uncreative.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:47
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tired of all these McPrison homes.
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Jun 23, 2022 18:48
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Where are all the indy, artisinal gaols?
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Jun 23, 2022 18:49
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Farm to table penal colonies.
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I saw that house in another thread, and someone did some research (boy, I'm good at attributions!), and said the history was mansion --> courthouse/jail/sheriff's house (all one) -->Bed & Breakfast. Thus, huge, jail cells, and restaurant seats. Sorry to spoil the fun. Seriously, what can you do with jail cells besides wine cellars and perverts?
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Jun 23, 2022 20:09
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Daycare?
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LifeSunDeath posted:is that an old Supra? looks rad. It's a foxbody Ford Mustang.
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:I saw that house in another thread, and someone did some research (boy, I'm good at attributions!), and said the history was mansion --> courthouse/jail/sheriff's house (all one) -->Bed & Breakfast. Thus, huge, jail cells, and restaurant seats. Sorry to spoil the fun. dog kennel?
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evobatman posted:It's a foxbody Ford Mustang. damnit. I thought it was one of these: 
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Shamelessly taken from the AUSGBS thread. Who wants a combination toilet, and shower, and kitchen all in what looks like a former loungeroom with a fireplace?
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I've seen senior care facilities in houses with similar setups. Shits weird. Probably still better than the people in Cali who put tiny houses in their backyard with no plumbing and the power is just a cable run from the actual house renting for 1k or more.
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iwentdoodie posted:Shits weird. Just how do you defecate in a not strange manner in a translucent box next to the kitchen?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Shamelessly taken from the AUSGBS thread. Who wants a combination toilet, and shower, and kitchen all in what looks like a former loungeroom with a fireplace? It seems like a common thing in big cities with older houses where a lovely landlord will chop them up in such a way to try to cram as many people as possible into a property.
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