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Astaldo
Jan 4, 2015

xXxGangsterNinjaAssassinxXx
At least they're making actual things.

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
So who do they have to pay to use the apes on the burgers?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is old news but this picture just makes me loving cringe. imagine making this poo poo your brand.


Follow-up story: Unfortunately the dyes used to print BORED APES on cardboard for the french fries is carcinogen. You might be suffering from slight cancer

edit:ngl those fries look p good

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Gutcruncher posted:

So who do they have to pay to use the apes on the burgers?

from an article on the opening:
"Back in March, Nguyen spent $267,000 USD to purchase Bored Ape #6184 and two more Mutant Apes after to receive access to the IP ownership rights and community granted to holders of the NFT.

Armed with the Bored Ape Yacht Club intellectual property, Andy Nguyen transformed the space to show how the marketing potential of the BAYC and NFTs can translate into the real world with his venture."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Get your fries, pale and soggy and covered in fly poo poo (like our customers)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Follow-up story: Unfortunately the dyes used to print BORED APES on cardboard for the french fries is carcinogen. You might be suffering from slight cancer

edit:ngl those fries look p good

Nicely Fried 'Taters

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

edit:ngl those fries look p good

go eat something, you're suffering from low blood sugar

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
With etherium being just under 1200, things look good for gamers as far as GPU mining is concerned right? Is there a certain price range where it becomes flat out unprofitable (or at the very least way too long for any decent ROI timeframe)? It would be very cool if the monster stayed dead but who knows.

And I guess similarly, it ETH ever goes proof of stake, that just means another GPU mining coin takes its place right?

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

SatansOnion posted:

a slight collapse

a mild disaster

just a tiny smidge of apocalypse, you can hardly even notice

'He was just barely decapitated. I'm sure he'll be fine by the morning!'

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I hate that while I think that NFTs as a whole are the dumbest loving thing, I do kind of get the BAYC thing too. (While still thinking it's the dumbest loving thing, and being over the moon its all going to collapse in on itself).

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Doobi.eth - home of the Frog Doge Collection

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
There were also health code violations at the Sir Mix-A-Lot restaurant, you won’t believe what they put on the glass

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Scratch Monkey posted:

A org called “Yuga Labs” claims they’re not nazis. “Yuga” is a term from Hindu cosmology that was picked up by modern neo-nazis via the nutty (even by nazi standards) fringe concept of “esoteric Hitlerism”. These ideas were created by a Franco-Grecian nazi who became convinced that Hitler had been an avatar of the god Vishnu and had ushered in the “Kali Yuga”, a phase of the never ending universal cycle of creation and destruction. The Kali Yuga is viewed as a sort of nazi equivalent of the Christian doctrine of tribulation. Once the current degenerate era (Yuga) ends the old world will be destroyed and the new, racially pure world be born from it’s ashes

But no they’re not nazis
It's sad and funny at the same time that the idea of Hitler being an avatar of Vishnu caught on in India, much like many Nazi ideas, because of the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" concept against the British, and Indians being so enamored at the idea that foreigners saw some self-serving value in Indian religions. There were actually groups of various Hindu sects that tried to preach and set up meeting centers in 1930s Germany, with some mild success until being forced to leave (though I wouldn't contribute it to Nazi occult beliefs as much as I would the novelty of it all, with the same draw for '60s and '70s Westerners to Indian religions). The bastardization of different Hindu beliefs into post-WW2 Judeo-Christian occult and paranormal "research" has created a slew of hand-picked bullshit that can't tell the difference from Nazi appropriation to actual Hindu-sect usage.


As an aside, (a non-important rant about white people adopting foreign ideas to promote books and theories)

It has always pissed me off that all the 20th-century-to-present shoehorning of cultural information has been conducted in a way that only seeks to cram it into the Judeo-Christian belief system. Even the alleged "spiritual" New Age mythos are so deeply-rooted into Christian belief as to appear as branches of Christian thought. Across the entire paranormal and occult sphere, everything from UFOs to governmental conspiracies always return to the idea that the Bible, specifically Revelation, is unarguably true. The entire framework of the occult to this point in English literary history is built on the Bible as fact.

The ideas, beliefs and accomplishments of non-Christian cultures are molded and cherry-picked so that they only support the Judeo-Christian system, often presented as a lucky coincidence of noble savagery gone right. For example, the entire Ancient Alien and/or Ante-diluvian narratives all stem from ideas that everything from large stone structures down to knowledge of farming was impossible for ancient peoples to figure out themselves. They needed a Christ-like savior or alien race to teach them how to cook or smelt metal. I've seen this idea taken to its logical white Christian conclusion of "welp, brown people were too dumb to build the pyramids because they are brown, so it must be white people who did it," such as promoted by asswipes like Robert Sepehr and others who reject any and all ideas that non-whites were capable of anything remotely intelligent (and also that the Out of Africa theory is all a lie because that would mean white people would be related to black people).

In the past few decades, when the idea of time cycles started rising in popularity thanks to the Mayan calendar paranoia, the yuga cycle was just one of several time cycles that were appropriated into the Christ-centric cosmology. To them, yuga cycles were willy-nilly (often short) time periods, and they could be switched on and off to fit into their narrative. Just like the Mayan calendar, everyone had some idea about what x-time cycle meant, and how it fit into the Judeo-Christian narrative.

They're all wrong, and they don't care. The Mahabharata's war was part of the inevitable end of the previous yuga (age), leading into the current kali yuga. The Mahabharata literally ends with the ushering-in of kali yuga, and whatever historicity for any part of the writing of that book, kali yuga started thousands of years ago. Each yuga goes for hundreds of thousands of years, with a full yuga cycle going for more than a million years. The four yugas (that make up one yuga cycle) are all "graded" in terms of how humans relate to their spiritual and material situations, with kali yuga being the alleged worst for everyone in a number of ways. Human works, type of worship, society, and more, all have different templates for each yuga. According to Hindu cosmology, there have been a near-infinite number of yuga cycles, and it's not really a big deal, especially now that were several thousand years into the current kali yuga, with over 400k years left until it ends.

It's interesting to me how the current popular theories and famous names in the paranormal/occult/conspiracy world all barely, and I mean barely touch on Eastern ideas or knowledge. It's all too foreign for them. They're glad to stick to Egyptian, Mesopotamian, or other Middle Eastern information (appropriating Islamic elements into the Christian view is becoming normal), but even a cursory Wikipedia reading about different Buddhist, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Persian, animistic, etc., thought from the East defeats their ability to reconcile their own worldviews into their narratives. Everything would fall apart for their cash cow theories if they did, which is also a reflection of the audience and the indoctrination it takes to be an audience member.

Mercury_Storm posted:

Before China banned cryptocurrencies it was being used to get around currency controls, mainly the $50,000 limit on taking money out of the country I believe. Before that the hot thing was to launder it through casinos in Macau where they were still legal.
I was in China during the so-called golden age of blockchain and crypto workshops, schemes, and scams there before the government stepped in. Practically everyone I knew or worked with was going to lectures, events, workshops, and meetings about this poo poo. Many were absolutely hyped on the idea that they could take a few RMB and turn it into fabulous riches if they pooled their money into some app or scheme some talking head was promoting. Obviously, the big/actual issue was that the rich were easily getting around the $50k-per-year limit, but the middle-class and everyman were getting railed by crypto ponzis left and right. Once it was all banned, the scammers returned to the tried-and-true fake stock market investor scams, fake banking scams, fake real estate scams, and any other ponzis that were guaranteed to work on the endless number of people with extra cash on hand (especially the grandparents with too much free time). It seems like many of the Chinese I knew had thrown in a sizable sum of money into random X-thing investors who "invested" the money into a "sure thing" and then "lost" all their money.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

EL BROMANCE posted:

I hate that while I think that NFTs as a whole are the dumbest loving thing, I do kind of get the BAYC thing too. (While still thinking it's the dumbest loving thing, and being over the moon its all going to collapse in on itself).

No you do not "gotta hand it to em"

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

abigserve posted:

Doobi.eth - home of the Frog Doge Collection

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Follow-up story: Unfortunately the dyes used to print BORED APES on cardboard for the french fries is carcinogen. You might be suffering from slight cancer

edit:ngl those fries look p good

The black specks are actually insects.

ChronoBasher
Jul 2, 2007

buglord posted:

With etherium being just under 1200, things look good for gamers as far as GPU mining is concerned right? Is there a certain price range where it becomes flat out unprofitable (or at the very least way too long for any decent ROI timeframe)? It would be very cool if the monster stayed dead but who knows.

And I guess similarly, it ETH ever goes proof of stake, that just means another GPU mining coin takes its place right?

This is heavily dependent on how much you pay for electricity, but yeah right now the profitability is poo poo. Below is a quick and dirty calc if you had 6 3080s with a cost of electricity of 0.1 kwh, which is about the average in the US:



On top of above you also have to factor in any cooling costs (esp. bad in summer) and taxes. People are def starting to shut down thier GPU rigs, as evident by the drop in network hash rate:

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003
Somehow missed the BrewDogs latest "punk" move is to tokenise peoples shares
https://twitter.com/BrewDogJames/status/1541340447053955073
This is a good idea somehow and they are gonna use one of the blockchains with "sustainability credentials"*

* they claim to be carbon negative due to other similar bookkeeping tricks, see https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013yfj with a UK based IP

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



knox_harrington posted:

No you do not "gotta hand it to em"

What if 'it' is a QR code designed to transfer away everything they've ever loved?

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Alan G posted:

Somehow missed the BrewDogs latest "punk" move is to tokenise peoples shares
https://twitter.com/BrewDogJames/status/1541340447053955073
This is a good idea somehow and they are gonna use one of the blockchains with "sustainability credentials"*

* they claim to be carbon negative due to other similar bookkeeping tricks, see https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013yfj with a UK based IP

Speaking as somebody in the brewing industry, if BrewDog does it you know it's a stupid loving idea.

relax-o-vision
Feb 21, 2007

Deptfordx posted:

'He was just barely decapitated. I'm sure he'll be fine by the morning!'

We were playing with machetes and I cut him in half pretty bad.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

An ROI of 10% or more is the new Punk Rock

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Step right up and triple your money GUARANTEED!

Yes you sir you look like a smart guy who knows how to invest better than feeeeeemales . And you also look like a Joe Rogan fan...how about I interest you in some overtly racist tokens of apes? What are you happy being poor and a cuck loser? Of course you aren't! Slurp this juice friend, it'll make you strong like Chad. Anyway, I must be going, here hold this, it's the bag with your slurp juices and nothing more.



this little vignette is what has really been happening in the NFT/Crypto space, and billionaires are funding it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Vashro posted:

from an article on the opening:
"Back in March, Nguyen spent $267,000 USD to purchase Bored Ape #6184 and two more Mutant Apes after to receive access to the IP ownership rights and community granted to holders of the NFT."

This is what over a quarter of a million dollars of (presumably real) money bought him



quote:

the opportunity to tokenize their equity holding in our business.

PUNK RAWK!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

They aped their apes! Don’t you get it you simian

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE FLING POO AT ATTENDEES OF APEFEST 2022????


THAT'S WHAT APES ARE INTO!!! FLINGING THEIR OWN poo poo!


THESE ARE SOME FAKE rear end APES FOR REAL!

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


man these people have been flinging their own poo poo continuously for two loving years

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Squiggle posted:

man these people have been flinging their own poo poo continuously for two loving years

As the saying goes, fling poo poo at a wall and see what sticks

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Open the thread for a beautiful ape

https://twitter.com/pixelizeog/status/1541202977498734595?s=21

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

um what the gently caress does that mean?

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003

Ups_rail posted:

um what the gently caress does that mean?

Thanks for asking. I was following along an suddenly thought I was having a stroke.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Ubersandwich posted:

Thanks for asking. I was following along an suddenly thought I was having a stroke.

He needed to own one of their special NFTs to get in to the festival but couldn't prove he owned one so they were going to invalidate his ticket. Instead of taking a short walk to the hotel and back to fix the situation he spent over $20k on another one.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Ups_rail posted:

um what the gently caress does that mean?

Some dude didn't have a thing that proved he owned an Ape, and instead of walking back to the hotel he just bought another Ape on the spot for like $20K-$25K.

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
1%er trust fund kiddie pays $20K in order to save a 10min walk back to the hotel to get the printout of the tickets that he forgot to bring. Taxpayers' PPP funds at work.

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003

Regrettable posted:

He needed to own one of their special NFTs to get in to the festival but couldn't prove he owned one so they were going to invalidate his ticket. Instead of taking a short walk to the hotel and back to fix the situation he spent over $20k on another one.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


LifeSunDeath posted:

Step right up and triple your money GUARANTEED!

Yes you sir you look like a smart guy who knows how to invest better than feeeeeemales . And you also look like a Joe Rogan fan...how about I interest you in some overtly racist tokens of apes? What are you happy being poor and a cuck loser? Of course you aren't! Slurp this juice friend, it'll make you strong like Chad. Anyway, I must be going, here hold this, it's the bag with your slurp juices and nothing more.



this little vignette is what has really been happening in the NFT/Crypto space, and billionaires are funding it.





The big ears, the nostrils, the grift. Yes, this makes much more sense now.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
isnt all this what people wanted? No federal reserve holding things back?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
all the people are asking for is 3 fair slurps and an ape.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



RocketMermaid posted:

Speaking as somebody in the brewing industry, if BrewDog does it you know it's a stupid loving idea.

To add - Speaking as someone from their home town that knows them vaguely, the are awful lying bastards that treat the staff like poo poo and most of what you read about them in the press is hype.
A bit like nfts I guess, but credit where is it due, some of the beer is decent (big deal)

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


I feel like no one has opened the thread for the beautiful ape. You're... missing out

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