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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Well, that was fun. Later nerds.

edit: what a perfect snipe to close out sticker probes.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


I have never not been GIZZARDS, you coward.

EdibleBodyParts
Dec 27, 2005
Body Parts...that are edible
Aww the worst time to do laundry instead of constantly browsing. I would have loved

PARTY PAK CHEESE CHUNKS

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Atticus_1354 posted:

Why is that plate mounted in a random location on the tailgate?

It's not the official plate it's a temporary one. They're don't seem to be any rules in most states where you stick those as long as they're visible. Official metal plates have a spot, but temporary plates apparently don't.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

ok last call for sticker probes. I'll do three more and then I want one for myself

And now I can be $1.19

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kheldarn posted:

And now I can be $1.19

Oh the probes are over, now it's a ban.

gp2k
Apr 22, 2008
World's finest military

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My buddy Tweeted this and I think it's a funny picture. https://twitter.com/bfsandrew/status/1541906546984161284?s=21&t=hGVxQgWz7mrO9EZDgnLhPQ

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


Stack was a Navy man, he's heard all about Cotton-Eye Joe

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gp2k posted:

World's finest military




That cat probably less cruel than the troops

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

gp2k posted:

World's finest military



I support our cats :911:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

EdibleBodyParts posted:

Aww the worst time to do laundry instead of constantly browsing. I would have loved

PARTY PAK CHEESE CHUNKS
PAK CHEWY.... unf.............

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'd like to file a complaint with management.

I got a 6er for tagging myself but as you can clearly see I did not, in fact, tag myself.

Please reinstate my plat status as restitution so I can directly contact moderation staff on further events of unjust moderation.

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022

gp2k posted:

World's finest military



this will probably be back a bit in the thread, but let me tell you, my middle school boyfriend was super into the military barbie dolls and when he wasnt looking i would set them into gay poses because only guys in the military amirite. I recognize now it was that between time from elementary to middle where you still bought figurines to actually play with, but in cooler super realistic ways with rations and poo poo. He also was reading The Things They Carried at the time so maybe it all ties in together.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
that cat has seen some things

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Zetsubou-san posted:

that cat has seen some things

He's knows a fight is about to happen thanks to idiot on the left flagging the gently caress out of asshat on the right lol.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


Oh my god they killed him

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh my god that strawberry is huge

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Jesus Christ, talking fruit

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

sebmojo posted:

Jesus Christ, talking fruit

That's the loving avocado's unborn child they're just tossing around there too.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Large Testicles posted:

That's the loving avocado's unborn child they're just tossing around there too.

Excuse me that seed is actually an entire avocado under the law

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Large Testicles posted:

That's the loving avocado's unborn child they're just tossing around there too.

And relative to their size they're essentially throwing around an adult-sized dead fetus.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Funny Pictures: Jesus Christ, talking fruit

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

No, the Jesus Christ Talking Fruit are this lot:

https://twitter.com/ItsChloeNow/status/1535758939022843911

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Veggie tales has some bangers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A

Shame the people who created/own/run it suck

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Oh hey, it's Morrissey.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'm just trying to get to bainbury cross, man

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/9S2NFJl.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
Not to bring up a past topic but-

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

great big cardboard tube posted:

Veggie tales has some bangers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A

Shame the people who created/own/run it suck

Honestly, the dude that created Veggie Tales isn't bad
https://religionnews.com/2021/02/24/phil-vischer-veggietales-holy-post-big-idea-jethani-metaxas-evangelical-ken-ham-bobtomato/

During last summer’s protests against racial injustice, sparked by the death of George Floyd, Vischer released a video that unpacked the history of racism in the United States. The video begins with Vischer asking, “Why are people so angry” and then tries to answer that question in about 17 minutes, packed with data from a talk on race in America that his brother gave at the Okoboji Bible Conference.

“The average Black household has one-tenth the wealth of the average white household,” Vischer said in the video. “This didn’t happen by accident. It happened by policy.”



"At one point Vischer poked fun at the presence of Christian author and radio show host Eric Metaxas and MyPillow pitchman Mike Lindell at the event.

“Never has so much potentially toxic masculinity been mixed with the hugging on pillows,” Vischer told listeners."

Not gonna say he's the greatest, but being the best human he can be as an evangelical Christian.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea he seems to be a genuinely solid guy who just had a silly idea to make bible stories for kids. Isn't there some story of how part of the 'style guide' to Veggie Tales is that the vegetables, not being humans with souls, are never allowed to be shown being saved and going to heaven personally and only in the context of playing a character? That's such a funny bit of anal retentiveness for a kid's show I simply must respect as a jew.

"Now kids just to be clear, your friend Larry the Tomato is NOT going to heaven, tomatoes were not saved by Christ and lack souls. Anyway here's a song."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mel Gibson's Mad Max / Passion of the Christ cross-over looking dire

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


spent a while trying to tap the spoilered line of text at the bottom of this

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

spent a while trying to tap the spoilered line of text at the bottom of this

What did it say?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It says organburner is a hell of a good poster

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

An avocado would be able to beat two strawberries in a fight tho

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Silly Newbie posted:

Honestly, the dude that created Veggie Tales isn't bad
https://religionnews.com/2021/02/24/phil-vischer-veggietales-holy-post-big-idea-jethani-metaxas-evangelical-ken-ham-bobtomato/

During last summer’s protests against racial injustice, sparked by the death of George Floyd, Vischer released a video that unpacked the history of racism in the United States. The video begins with Vischer asking, “Why are people so angry” and then tries to answer that question in about 17 minutes, packed with data from a talk on race in America that his brother gave at the Okoboji Bible Conference.

“The average Black household has one-tenth the wealth of the average white household,” Vischer said in the video. “This didn’t happen by accident. It happened by policy.”



"At one point Vischer poked fun at the presence of Christian author and radio show host Eric Metaxas and MyPillow pitchman Mike Lindell at the event.

“Never has so much potentially toxic masculinity been mixed with the hugging on pillows,” Vischer told listeners."

Not gonna say he's the greatest, but being the best human he can be as an evangelical Christian.

Yeah this is a really big thing in the evangelical end of American Christianity right now and the tldr is that the people there who aren’t shitheads are having a very literal come to Jesus moment about the fact that their churches have a lot of toxic assholes, especially at the top.

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