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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
maybe we don't deserve culture... maybe people need to go back to when the only culture you were exposed to from birth to death was like mantovani, englebert humperdinck and heino, and you just wore a beige suit because you knew nothing else and put a picture of chartres cathedral up on your wall and spent every evening silently with your hands flat on the table in front of you until bedtime.

edit: as a snype i should say this is in reference to the webcomics co-opting posts and more generally the quality of NFT art that is deemed acceptable to the marks

Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jun 29, 2022

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
So I guess bad things happen if this goes under $20k? There seems to be some insistence that the price remain above this threshold

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Futanari Damacy posted:

So I guess bad things happen if this goes under $20k? There seems to be some insistence that the price remain above this threshold

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Futanari Damacy posted:

So I guess bad things happen if this goes under $20k? There seems to be some insistence that the price remain above this threshold

Mining becomes unprofitable in many places.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

That's a very bouncy cat corpse.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Futanari Damacy posted:

So I guess bad things happen if this goes under $20k? There seems to be some insistence that the price remain above this threshold

It's been below that point so the triggers that occur at sub-$20k have already happened. I think they're pushing back at $20k because it's a psychological threshold. If it breaks through there and stays below then it could trigger another round of big sell offs and prevent more sucker money from flowing in.

I strongly suspect that the "smart" money (ie, the ones that were actually scamming instead of the ones thinking they were scamming) is already out, or at least out as much as they can be.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Futanari Damacy posted:

So I guess bad things happen if this goes under $20k? There seems to be some insistence that the price remain above this threshold

Cost of running mining servers becomes unprofitable at that low a price. Electricity is expensive. It's why you see news about graphic card prices dropping and miners closing.

There could also be prices where a ton of people start selling off their coins, but I'm not sure how people discover buy and sell orders. I didn't think the exchanges were that transparent about this stuff. Also the largest exchanges are blatant scams, so I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't allow low sell orders to go through. They already do a ton of wash trades.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Random Stranger posted:

I strongly suspect that the "smart" money (ie, the ones that were actually scamming instead of the ones thinking they were scamming) is already out, or at least out as much as they can be.

yeah it has to be, that's why GPU prices dropped back down to near MSRP the second the crash started up. business people have tons of metrics and people who aren't stupid looking at this poo poo and going "yep, this ponzi is gonna crash in the next quarter, so we gotta pivot our investment elsewhere."

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

LifeSunDeath posted:

yeah it has to be, that's why GPU prices dropped back down to near MSRP the second the crash started up. business people have tons of metrics and people who aren't stupid looking at this poo poo and going "yep, this ponzi is gonna crash in the next quarter, so we gotta pivot our investment elsewhere."

I'm still thinking of my Dad calling me back in February and telling me he has a tremendous job opportunity in embedded programming. I ask him for details and he says his good friend just accepted a new job with no salary, all stock compensation at a firm that was developing bitcoin mining rigs and that they were looking for a skilled C programmer to write the controllers for it. I told him it sounded stupid and his friend was going to lose his shirt and he said "he wouldn't be doing it if the economics didn't make sense". Wonder how he's doing now.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

Matt Furie got it way worse

Neito posted:

Yeah, that's fair. Pepe still infurates me any time I see it, through no fault of Mr. Furie.

on the other hand he did go all-in on NFTs

https://www.rarepepes.fun/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Beached Whale posted:

"he wouldn't be doing it if the economics didn't make sense"

classic bagholder mentality.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

LifeSunDeath posted:

classic bagholder mentality.

The idea of a zero-salary, all-stock-compensation arrangement sounds like lunacy to me. Is it designed to appeal to the wannabe Elons? Like a cargo cult thing?

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

repiv posted:

on the other hand he did go all-in on NFTs

https://www.rarepepes.fun/

Yeah furie is a full on crypto nft bro, you should not feel remotely sorry for him

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

LifeSunDeath posted:

yeah it has to be, that's why GPU prices dropped back down to near MSRP the second the crash started up. business people have tons of metrics and people who aren't stupid looking at this poo poo and going "yep, this ponzi is gonna crash in the next quarter, so we gotta pivot our investment elsewhere."

Eh, plenty of business people are dumb idiots too. A bunch of the big bitcoin mining firms decided to hold their coins rather than sell during the fall when the price was 50-$60k, taking out loans against their coins to pay the bills. Then a bunch of them had to sell last month (and presumably, this month) at $20k.

Hell, the bitcoin hashrate still hasn't dropped, indicating that many of the miners are running at a loss, gambling that the price will go back up again.

Ethereum hashrate is dropping though, and of course we've all seen the cards for sale.

HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jun 29, 2022

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Random Stranger posted:

Because buying and selling without a central authority turned out to be a really stupid idea. Who would have guessed?

More importantly, it works as long as nobody cashes out. People holding on to crypto in the hope that it'll go back up means those exchanges can keep spinning the plates. And not allowing them to sell for real dollars is another way to prolong this.

This very much makes me think of the casino model. where as long as they give you more chips back they're not really losing anything because you're not taking any of it to dollars and they're still holding all of your dollars.

Also a retail Bitcoin mining firm CEO and cfo just walked away. Clearly nothing wrong here. https://decrypt.co/104039/compass-mining-ceo-and-cfo-resign-citing-multiple-setbacks-and-disappointments

vvv beat you barely lol.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Cost of running mining servers becomes unprofitable at that low a price. Electricity is expensive. It's why you see news about graphic card prices dropping and miners closing.

There could also be prices where a ton of people start selling off their coins, but I'm not sure how people discover buy and sell orders. I didn't think the exchanges were that transparent about this stuff. Also the largest exchanges are blatant scams, so I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't allow low sell orders to go through. They already do a ton of wash trades.

One of the big mining conglomerates, compass, lost 2 out of 37 facilities due to unpaid bills shortly before the CEO and CFO resigned this week.

Supposedly miners have had to pay out more than they are making since the price dipped below $30,000 last month. The lower the price gets the more bitcoin is going to have to be sold by these idiots to cover bills so any downturn should eventually accelerate. Compass already sells hosting plans and hardware that lose money at <$25,000BTC.

Eikre
May 2, 2009

notwithoutmyanus posted:

This very much makes me think of the casino model. where as long as they give you more chips back they're not really losing anything because you're not taking any of it to dollars and they're still holding all of your dollars.

Precisely, and Tether is quite nearly literally a casino chip. As far as the exchange is concerned, the ownership of an actual cryptocoin is just a hand of Jackass Hold 'Em.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Well acccccctually there's cars that are perfectly fine running on ethanol or petrol and your own car can do it IF it has the injector overhead and ECU tune to do it, as well as the ethanol hardening required - and even run on a mixture if flex fuel sensors are involved, thence some cars are fully able to do that from the factory even. If your car is not set up to run ethanol, it just wont because mostly the ECU wont throw in enough ethanol for it to run and the cold start loop wont be set correctly so it likely wont even start. Ethanol is very much a real fuel for ICE and even desireable for allowing the engine to run more advanced timing and hence more power. More so for a forced induction motor

If you want it as a :iiaca:, it's more of a turbo engine using standard RON fuel rather than premium. The damage in that case does add up until a catastrophic failure

Though my garage did tell me that some parts dislike the ethanol. Apparently it's bad for some of the rubbers or leathers and my current car had some engine part replaced by factory mandate because fuels with too much Ethanol apparently had a chance to make it stutter?

Ultimately though I suck at cars and I just wanted to use the emote. :sweatdrop:

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
we all know that running your car on kerosene gives the best hectarage

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Has anyone done some kind of “Calvin peeing on things” NFT collection? Just to try and hit all the “awful bootleg merch” checkpoints

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Gutcruncher posted:

Has anyone done some kind of “Calvin peeing on things” NFT collection? Just to try and hit all the “awful bootleg merch” checkpoints

Come on, you know irony is dead: https://launchmynft.io/collections/GLm6BfSU6Bam219L3fokuW2hMvD4PGTcVgV25fUq9VNk/iS2G6cIOHoeZY6FoZLTX

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Man look at that line bounce! A truly stable currency.

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

TVs Ian posted:

https://twitter.com/nftwhalealert/status/1542125573916721152?s=21&t=3AfhMTFHVnQ0IBe-u_cOiw

I had no idea this was a thing, and quite frankly I wish I was still unaware.

For the record my avatar is NOT an NFT. God dammit, if those got big I'd have to change it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Nooooooo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
BTC is gearing up for another 1 - 2k dump.
- Hovering around a wall (20k)
- No gains at all from the previous pump
- Smaller and smaller amounts of trading.

HODL doesn’t work on anybody but bag holders. Much like the other several times BTC has tanked, all the conditions are the same.

frameset
Apr 13, 2008

FlapYoJacks posted:

BTC is gearing up for another 1 - 2k dump.
- Hovering around a wall (20k)
- No gains at all from the previous pump
- Smaller and smaller amounts of trading.

HODL doesn’t work on anybody but bag holders. Much like the other several times BTC has tanked, all the conditions are the same.

Don't be teasing me like this.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
pffffffff but have you considered if I put bird guts and tea leafs in a bleander, and use the mix to paint a ghosttitty graph , the number could go up?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The idea of a zero-salary, all-stock-compensation arrangement sounds like lunacy to me. Is it designed to appeal to the wannabe Elons? Like a cargo cult thing?

Pretty much. A common problem for new companies is that they don't have the cash flow to pay for top talent. So usually they'll try to make it up in other ways. Most famously the early dot com stuff (before venture capital went balls deep on the tech industry) did that a LOT. Sometimes you ended up with a shitload of shares of Pets.com, but sometimes you were one of the guys who got a fuckload of pre-IPO Google or Amazon. Those people became rich beyond their wildest dreams of avarice and are basically the roll models for all these crypto tech bros. That's the whole appeal - get in way early on the ground floor and get yourself catapulted clear past the middle class, over the merely "rich", and into the stratosphere of people who fly on private jets.

Two things to note: I don't think any of the early tech companies did 100% stock compensation because, you know, people have to eat. It's just that they payed them less than they could get by going to an established tech company. $BIG_SALARY at Microsoft or $MEDIUM_SALARY+STOCKS at Google in 1998? I dunno, I'm sure that SOMEONE did full stock compensation as the tech bubble really got going around 2000, but I doubt those are the sort of companies that ever made it.

The other - and I may be wrong about this - is that I'm pretty sure the modern day firehose of VC capital means that even startups can pay their computer touchers more or less market rates, which in turn means that most of the really juicy stock options are held back for the investors. Stock options are still a thing, but at lest in my understanding where they are today is nothing like what the situation was in the late 90s.

edit: that's also why crypto appeals so much not only to poor people desperate to escape the bottom 50% of our economy, but also to crypto bros who have decent middle class jobs. They were born too late to be the Joe Software Engineer who got pre-IPO google, and that opportunity doesn't really exist any more in the same way. Hence Crypto, the thing that they are telling themselves they're in on the ground floor of and that if it takes off they can ride to similar riches.

Cyrano4747 fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 29, 2022

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Also a lot of techno libertarians got big mad about "undeserving" people like cooks and support staff hitting it big so they adjusted the stock compensation plans to allow the founders to gently caress over early employees by diluting shares, which led to employees demanding decent salaries to offset that risk.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





bitcoin trying very hard to dog paddle above 20K now. right now at 19972

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Cyrano4747 posted:

The other - and I may be wrong about this - is that I'm pretty sure the modern day firehose of VC capital means that even startups can pay their computer touchers more or less market rates, which in turn means that most of the really juicy stock options are held back for the investors. Stock options are still a thing, but at lest in my understanding where they are today is nothing like what the situation was in the late 90s.
AFAIK you're getting a premium working at a startup because VCs have been (this situation is changing now though) splashing cash all around to poach people from FAANG who have stable jobs and career paths that are paid for by a largely sustainable business. You might have to bribe a C level exec or director level executive position with an equity stake but with the way VCs have been throwing money at anything that moves, they can afford to retain risk and keep equity for themselves in hopes of a bigger payday at IPO. At least, that's if you want to get top talent, and the availability of remote work opens things up a lot since you may not need to pay SV prices for someone in Montana.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
Bitcoin's downwards tumble doesn't just own libertarian tech bros, it also owns rear end in a top hat countries that threaten world stability:

https://www.reuters.com/technology/crypto-crash-threatens-north-koreas-stolen-funds-it-ramps-up-weapons-tests-2022-06-28/

quote:

SEOUL, June 29 (Reuters) - The nosedive in cryptocurrency markets has wiped out millions of dollars in funds stolen by North Korean hackers, four digital investigators say, threatening a key source of funding for the sanctions-stricken country and its weapons programmes.

North Korea has poured resources into stealing cryptocurrencies in recent years, making it a potent hacking threat and leading to one of the largest cryptocurrency heists on record in March, in which almost $615 million was stolen, according to the U.S. Treasury.

The sudden plunge in crypto values, which started in May amid a broader economic slowdown, complicates Pyongyang's ability to cash in on that and other heists, and may affect how it plans to fund its weapons programmes, two South Korean government sources said. The sources declined to be named because of the sensitivity of the matter.

It comes as North Korea tests a record number of missiles - which the Korea Institute for Defense Analyses in Seoul estimates have cost as much as $620 million so far this year - and prepares to resume nuclear testing amid an economic crisis.

Old, unlaundered North Korean crypto holdings monitored by the New York-based blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis, which include funds stolen in 49 hacks from 2017 to 2021, have decreased in value from $170 million to $65 million since the beginning of the year, the company told Reuters.

One of North Korea’s cryptocurrency caches from a 2021 heist, which had been worth tens of millions of dollars, has lost 80% to 85% of its value in the last few weeks and is now worth less than $10 million, said Nick Carlsen, an analyst with TRM Labs, another U.S.-based blockchain analysis firm.

A person who answered the phone at the North Korean embassy in London said he could not comment on the crash because allegations of cryptocurrency hacking are "totally fake news."

"We didn't do anything," said the person, who would only identify himself as an embassy diplomat. North Korea's foreign ministry has called such allegations U.S. propaganda.

:sickos:

Also, I got an NFT promo today when I opened twitter. I guess they have to gamify NFTs and turn them into gacha machines or else the appeal of flashy middle school-esque artwork wears off?

https://twitter.com/LastKnownMarket/status/1514275988481314816

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cyrano4747 posted:

Pretty much. A common problem for new companies is that they don't have the cash flow to pay for top talent. So usually they'll try to make it up in other ways. Most famously the early dot com stuff (before venture capital went balls deep on the tech industry) did that a LOT. Sometimes you ended up with a shitload of shares of Pets.com, but sometimes you were one of the guys who got a fuckload of pre-IPO Google or Amazon. Those people became rich beyond their wildest dreams of avarice and are basically the roll models for all these crypto tech bros. That's the whole appeal - get in way early on the ground floor and get yourself catapulted clear past the middle class, over the merely "rich", and into the stratosphere of people who fly on private jets.

Two things to note: I don't think any of the early tech companies did 100% stock compensation because, you know, people have to eat. It's just that they payed them less than they could get by going to an established tech company. $BIG_SALARY at Microsoft or $MEDIUM_SALARY+STOCKS at Google in 1998? I dunno, I'm sure that SOMEONE did full stock compensation as the tech bubble really got going around 2000, but I doubt those are the sort of companies that ever made it.

The other - and I may be wrong about this - is that I'm pretty sure the modern day firehose of VC capital means that even startups can pay their computer touchers more or less market rates, which in turn means that most of the really juicy stock options are held back for the investors. Stock options are still a thing, but at lest in my understanding where they are today is nothing like what the situation was in the late 90s.

edit: that's also why crypto appeals so much not only to poor people desperate to escape the bottom 50% of our economy, but also to crypto bros who have decent middle class jobs. They were born too late to be the Joe Software Engineer who got pre-IPO google, and that opportunity doesn't really exist any more in the same way. Hence Crypto, the thing that they are telling themselves they're in on the ground floor of and that if it takes off they can ride to similar riches.

Crypto is trying to ghost kitchen it's way into success, but drat if these aren't mass produced Sysco Apes.

SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

Startups are wild. Ten tears ago an old friend of mine sold his cloud computing startup to Cisco for enough money for him to retire at 30. Last year, another friend took a job at a biotech startup. Headed by a high energy visionary CEO, that company was constantly hiring and hosting galas for foreign dignitaries and poo poo. Then one Monday they had an all hands meeting and told everyone their money was running out with no new investors or buyouts in sight. So to limp the company along they downsized the lab and fired 80% of the staff, including new hires and C-levels they JUST hired on (she was one of the dozen or so retained). By the time she left for other work the future of the company was still uncertain and they were beginning to stop paying vendors because they had no money.

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


At next year's Apefest

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

halokiller posted:

At next year's Apefest



loving LOL! DOH!

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

SettingSun posted:

Startups are wild. Ten tears ago an old friend of mine sold his cloud computing startup to Cisco for enough money for him to retire at 30. Last year, another friend took a job at a biotech startup. Headed by a high energy visionary CEO, that company was constantly hiring and hosting galas for foreign dignitaries and poo poo. Then one Monday they had an all hands meeting and told everyone their money was running out with no new investors or buyouts in sight. So to limp the company along they downsized the lab and fired 80% of the staff, including new hires and C-levels they JUST hired on (she was one of the dozen or so retained). By the time she left for other work the future of the company was still uncertain and they were beginning to stop paying vendors because they had no money.

We just had a client who is a startup (we're a recruiting firm) who was constantly bragging about their top rankings in funding valuations and how much investor money they've secured from big names year after year. We found them some good employees, and then they stiffed us on the bill (~$60k) because it turns out they hadn't yet received any of the investor funding they supposedly have secured over the past 6 months, so they're just not going to pay us. This was AFTER we badgered them about the overdue bills for weeks and they only responded after we threatened legal action.

We sent it to a collection agency, who they are also now ducking. It'll probably go to court. Fuckers.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Went down the ole rabbit hole wondering about the guy that paid 69 million for the beeple nft, and I ended up at a "crypto academy" that he seems to have interests in. One of their YouTube videos caught my eye as it had less views (403, lol) than something my kid uploaded trying to mod minecraft.
I started making an edit, but gently caress, it's only 4 minutes long. It has some nice hard coded subs for insta-memes

He'll probably be fine whatever happens, unlike the story I read today about people escaping Ukraine and desperately putting all their money in crypto to avoid getting robbed. That is loving bleak. Can't wait until this poo poo dies and burns for good

truebeliever.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v6fBYhafNA

YerDa Zabam fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jun 29, 2022

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3hands
Feb 23, 2018

What’s the best creative way to profit off of crypto with protection from big daddy fiat? Tesla puts? I’m ready to gamble a bit just so I can brag someday about profiting off of this con collapsing. Also I can’t stand Musk.

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