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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Raccoons with Jobs

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





The raccoon sits on the seat, its leg too short to reach the clutch, beating its legs trying to turn the engine over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Stinkbert

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Feelis like this might've been posted before but I don't remember for sure. I think they're getting way too smart.

https://i.imgur.com/kiiywDw.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

mobby_6kl posted:

Feelis like this might've been posted before but I don't remember for sure. I think they're getting way too smart.

https://i.imgur.com/kiiywDw.mp4

I personally have not seen that. I’ve only seen one where a dude put a wooden ramp into a dumpster to help a raccoon escape. Maybe this is the same raccoon. It learned.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bored posted:

I personally have not seen that. I’ve only seen one where a dude put a wooden ramp into a dumpster to help a raccoon escape. Maybe this is the same raccoon. It learned.

Yeah you're reight, in that clip the guy gave it the escape ramp.

Here, have a snack

https://i.imgur.com/IxCitLt.mp4

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvyCo48g4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYUazWVbjWc

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

These are both wonderful videos.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Bored posted:

These are both wonderful videos.

Sly Cooper is based on a true story.

mystes
May 31, 2006

There aren't enough raccoon youtubers

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I feel bad for the poor guy but :lol: at that launch

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

“Ten point oh’s all around except from the Russian judge.”

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
German judge only gave it a nein

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The missus is having a good morning.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

MrYenko posted:

The missus is having a good morning.



If you don't mind me asking, what state do I need to live in to marry a raccoon?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Robviously posted:

If you don't mind me asking, what state do I need to live in to marry a raccoon?

Rabid.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

lol

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWlH66GrgCg

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Put the cookie down! Now!

https://i.imgur.com/RvSdG7N.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/0aO9BwP.mp4

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way


please tell me that's normal bandito behavior and not because they have some disease

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I'm sittin' on a rock of the bay
Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh
I'm just sittin' on a rock of the bay
Wastin' time

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

hiddenriverninja posted:

please tell me that's normal bandito behavior and not because they have some disease

He might have some irritation but I don't see signs of bad mange or anything like that. Boy's just itchy.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

hiddenriverninja posted:

please tell me that's normal bandito behavior and not because they have some disease

I'm not a raccoon doctor unfortunately but I thought it might be just a bit itchy or cleaning itself like animals do

https://i.imgur.com/XrHcoxe.mp4

Development
Jun 2, 2016

if anyone here is into cycling, a bike shop in toronto has their cycling kit on sale again - features a racoon holding a wrench but it's not cheap

https://jakroo.com/store-front?storeId=BkB2zOqt5

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Development posted:

if anyone here is into cycling, a bike shop in toronto has their cycling kit on sale again - features a racoon holding a wrench but it's not cheap

https://jakroo.com/store-front?storeId=BkB2zOqt5

Not into cycling or in Toronto but that's a cute logo. I'd want it on a shirt like Polo RL.


https://i.imgur.com/vlIQ45d.mp4

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

hiddenriverninja posted:

please tell me that's normal bandito behavior and not because they have some disease

My coati does it and she's perfectly healthy

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is fast food good for raccoons?

https://i.imgur.com/7VIZhvv.mp4

Probably better than the garbage they're usually eating imo.

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

Is fast food good for raccoons?

https://i.imgur.com/7VIZhvv.mp4

Probably better than the garbage they're usually eating imo.

dude's like "wait, you forgot your change!"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/ymNwyy6.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

mobby_6kl posted:

Is fast food good for raccoons?

https://i.imgur.com/7VIZhvv.mp4

Probably better than the garbage they're usually eating imo.

Look how polite those banditos are :3:

Had to share this since I follow their page on FB because RACOON CANDY :woop:

https://www.pd.net/products/rebecca-the-first-raccoon-image-candy?fbclid=IwAR1nxqndHdNflStw1lm1mmPtgIMzsoUhezxaeKOBfK2vbEczs0x8PX-nwRw

Airflamer
Jan 21, 2012

wow that story was super amazingly awesome, im not even joking right now

Grimey Drawer
Could someone share that picture that looks like this one but it has the cops in the background?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
I keep waiting for Wreckcoons to be released. :colbert:

Any time I click on my bookmark for this thread, I keep thinking "Today's the day!", And it's not. :smith:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Bina posted:

I keep waiting for Wreckcoons to be released. :colbert:

Any time I click on my bookmark for this thread, I keep thinking "Today's the day!", And it's not. :smith:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oh, that's just so mean!

Development
Jun 2, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/evclynwang/status/1544515703645999104?s=20&t=qj1Y4b-oR-vPjKM-i0VuBQ

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Raccacoonie!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Wreckcoons

https://i.imgur.com/pLteWs8.mp4

...almost reached release

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
9th July 2015... never forget...



































Would have posted this a few days ago but uh.... I forgot...

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