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Should there even be a poll here??? This poll is closed. |
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Apr 13, 2022 20:56
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Can't be CrossFit, he wasn't doing it with a giant rubber band attached to himself
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Apr 13, 2022 20:59
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Where do these people find all these giant parkour/trampoline/ninja megafacilities? I've never seen one in my life and they're in like one in ten schad videos
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Apr 13, 2022 21:01
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Manager Hoyden posted:Where do these people find all these giant parkour/trampoline/ninja megafacilities? I've never seen one in my life and they're in like one in ten schad videos Anyways, I've seen a few "big air" parks open in the last city I lived in. I remember it because the owner was fighting with the state over mask requirements.
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Apr 13, 2022 21:04
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TotalLossBrain posted:Look at this goon not living in any hip neighborhoods. Trampolines as far as the eye can see, I practically commute by trampolin. You joke, but such things exist... https://www.trendingcity.org/sidewalk-trampolines-copenhagen-1
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Apr 13, 2022 21:09
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Wasn't it this thread that had somebody joke that trampolines were named after somebody's mother? I can't find it but it was hilarious at the time
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Apr 13, 2022 21:15
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I bet the downtown life in that place bounced back quickly
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Apr 13, 2022 21:15
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Soul Dentist posted:Wasn't it this thread that had somebody joke that trampolines were named after somebody's mother? I can't find it but it was hilarious at the time yeah i got her on the rebound
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Apr 13, 2022 21:16
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TotalLossBrain posted:Look at this goon not living in any hip neighborhoods. Trampolines as far as the eye can see, I practically commute by trampolin. On a sunny day, there's no better way to travel around NYC.
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Apr 13, 2022 21:19
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https://i.imgur.com/x2finis.mp4
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Apr 13, 2022 21:27
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Soul Dentist posted:Wasn't it this thread that had somebody joke that trampolines were named after somebody's mother? I can't find it but it was hilarious at the time They used to be called jumpolines until your mom used it. That's probably the one you're remembering.
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Apr 13, 2022 21:27
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One time I was walking with my daughter after getting her cocoa at w trendy little cafe, and suddenly all these people started running past carrying bags of cement. I thought they were some sort of speedy masons, but then they looped back around and went into a building that was marked CrossFit. So they were paying a membership to run outside with cement
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Apr 13, 2022 21:37
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Delpino posted:They used to be called jumpolines until your mom used it. That's probably the one you're remembering. Yeah that's it. There was something about the delivery that tickled me
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Apr 13, 2022 21:44
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Schad is on whoever was mad enough at SA to DDoS it  
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Apr 14, 2022 00:05
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Velocity Raptor posted:I don't quite get it either, but I found this in the replies. I guess there's a perception that France tries to appeal to Russian interests? I think it's funny, but it's not schad. France isn't doing as much as they could because they need Russian oil. It's like when we invaded Iraq and they were opposed to it. They were absolutely right to oppose it but the real reason they cared was they were buying oil from Iraq. (I mean the government, not the French people, a poo poo ton of French people recognized it was a completely unjustified invasion from the start).
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Apr 14, 2022 00:33
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this whole "bridge" concept just seems to be causing problems. we may need to rethink
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Apr 14, 2022 01:19
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Brawnfire posted:One time I was walking with my daughter after getting her cocoa at w trendy little cafe, and suddenly all these people started running past carrying bags of cement. I thought they were some sort of speedy masons, but then they looped back around and went into a building that was marked CrossFit. I once cracked up during a job interview because a high school girl was flipping a tractor tire over the interviewer’s shoulder in the parking lot.
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Apr 14, 2022 01:31
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I once cracked up during a job interview because a high school girl was flipping a tractor tire over the interviewer’s shoulder in the parking lot. Why was the interviewer's shoulder in the parking lot?
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Apr 14, 2022 01:42
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Brawnfire posted:One time I was walking with my daughter after getting her cocoa at w trendy little cafe, and suddenly all these people started running past carrying bags of cement. I thought they were some sort of speedy masons, but then they looped back around and went into a building that was marked CrossFit.  Just convince a bunch of dumbass suburb badasses that cement work is a good workout, and they'll pay YOU for the privilege of becoming the ones sculpted out of stone
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Apr 14, 2022 01:44
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I too lost a hundred pounds by *let's see* mentoring a jungle child
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Apr 14, 2022 01:50
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https://i.imgur.com/MLWIQSl.mp4
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Apr 14, 2022 01:52
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He has the reflexes of a cat! Which is to say, as soon as something goes wrong he starts lounging and pretends nothing happened. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_raa8g2Bem31r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ra737mUNqq1qigfjt.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r99hijYhzz1zs633i.mp4
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Apr 14, 2022 01:57
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Soul Dentist posted:I too lost a hundred pounds by *let's see* mentoring a jungle child please don't mock one of the worst days of this man's life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4dkbsllgHc
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Apr 14, 2022 02:03
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What the everloving gently caress are the writers on strike again?
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Apr 14, 2022 02:12
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Parkour Schad is up there as one of the purest types of schad. There's no skateboard or bicycle or power tool to at least sort of explain how you ended up hurting yourself. Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you've completely forgotten that Parkour is a thing - an exercise form or whatever - that some French guys 'invented' and took the world by storm. You just forgot that it exists entirely. And then you watch a guy jump off the side of a building - apparently missing his intended landing? - and tumble into a dumpster.
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Apr 14, 2022 02:15
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https://i.imgur.com/j2YvaJX.mp4
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Apr 14, 2022 02:16
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cult_hero posted:You joke, but such things exist... "A simulated ‘bubble’ as such sits under the surface of the ground, unexpectedly shifting shape as people walk over it." What a brilliant idea for a never-ending source of schad (and lawsuits)!
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Apr 14, 2022 02:21
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Better for the OSHIT thread.
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Apr 14, 2022 02:35
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Watching on repeat, laughing hysterically as the man ragdolls over the edge. This isn't the first time I've seen this, it gets me every time. A real classic
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Apr 14, 2022 02:36
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this is a classic and you need to unmute it
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Apr 14, 2022 02:39
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I've never had the air knocked out of me around water, but that's gotta be pretty high up there on my list of things I don't want to experience.
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Apr 14, 2022 02:40
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You've only got the short version. Where did the lady go? All I see is an empty garage interior... *notices red circle* Oh! OK, nevermind, there she is 
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Apr 14, 2022 03:06
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Oh I know this one! It's the one where it looks like it's going to hit the bridge, but there's actually enough room! 
Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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Apr 14, 2022 03:17
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Skwirl posted:Back in 2019 or early 2020 I went to a Bernie Sanders rally and was in line behind some college freshmen and one of them was binging Simpsons on Disneyplus and he was so hyped about it and said something like "And the best part is there's so much of it, I'm only on season 9 out of like 30." I was honestly tempted to warn him. No freude in someone first experiencing Golden Era Simpsons in cropped-to-force-letterbox form  They did the same thing with Seinfeld. You wouldn't think it would be that big a deal, but it's surprisingly irritating to watch when everything is just a little too close and Kramer's head keeps bumping into the top of the frame.Hyperlynx posted:Oh I know this one! It's the one where it looks like it's going to hit the bridge, but there's actually actually enough room!  https://www.instagram.com/p/BRn1seclA_H/
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Apr 14, 2022 03:32
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Ror posted:please don't mock one of the worst days of this man's life  I am a horrible human being but I cannot stop laughing at this.
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Apr 14, 2022 04:07
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  Edit: It's the flag-ship of their Black Sea fleet.... 
Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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Apr 14, 2022 04:59
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Literally A Person posted:
For what it's worth that child's life wasn't wasted. It inspired Garbarino to finally take control of his own life and gain a ton of muscle and drop a ton of pounds with The Movement.
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Apr 14, 2022 05:07
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The Fattest PI posted:For what it's worth that child's life wasn't wasted. It inspired Garbarino to finally take control of his own life and gain a ton of muscle and drop a ton of pounds with The Movement. 
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Apr 14, 2022 05:29
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Well time to rewatch Nathan For You I guess.
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Apr 14, 2022 07:05
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Cable Guy posted:
 super schad on the people who posted on these very forums parroting putin's talking points
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