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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



There was a thunderstorm a few weeks back and the next morning I found a 20 in the pocket of my jeans. I'm hearing thunder right now so I got a good feeling about tomorrow!

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
*slaughters chicken and examines its entrails*

The omens look favourable. Buy the dip!

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Booyah- posted:

yeah, the techno-anarchist view of bitcoin as the currency of a post-calamity society makes no sense. it's basically the same as firearm preppers who actually believe in zombies

More like firearm preppers where the guns are made of marzipan.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Someone who knows guns name a gun that's notoriously lovely, breaks easily, and fires specialised ammo that it's practically impossible to home manufacture.

What is the f35 of guns

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

greazeball posted:

There was a thunderstorm a few weeks back and the next morning I found a 20 in the pocket of my jeans. I'm hearing thunder right now so I got a good feeling about tomorrow!
I watched that show as a kid.

Astaldo
Jan 4, 2015

xXxGangsterNinjaAssassinxXx

Splicer posted:

Someone who knows guns name a gun that's notoriously lovely, breaks easily, and fires specialised ammo that it's practically impossible to home manufacture.

What is the f35 of guns

Chinese guns according to Christopher Nolan.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Splicer posted:

Someone who knows guns name a gun that's notoriously lovely, breaks easily, and fires specialised ammo that it's practically impossible to home manufacture.

What is the f35 of guns

There's a few too many of these that gun enthusiasts have lovingly catalogued. The Zip Gun comes to mind. The Heckler and Koch G11 is also fun.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lazyfire posted:

I just saw that, too. He's (let's be honest, it's a guy) serious.

Another professional chart maker showed up in the replies and the amount of imaginary trend bullshit these guys will entertain is nearing infinite.
https://twitter.com/CryptoBall_01/status/1542280674173919233

So his best case scenario to rally the troops is "This may be just like in February when the price stagnated before it eventually fell to another record low anyway"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Hillary 2024 posted:

Gotta include the image for that



what's the glass of piss for

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


greazeball posted:

There was a thunderstorm a few weeks back and the next morning I found a 20 in the pocket of my jeans. I'm hearing thunder right now so I got a good feeling about tomorrow!
I'm hovering over the buy button, with money I'm supposed to spend on food for the kids. Can you clarify whether you think this means 20 is the correct buy in point? I need my tendies ser 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🙏🏻

(apologies to anyone who strokes out from having to read the above)

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

I hope crypto doesn't go further down, ive got my retirement in btc.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Splicer posted:

Someone who knows guns name a gun that's notoriously lovely, breaks easily, and fires specialised ammo that it's practically impossible to home manufacture.

What is the f35 of guns

everyone seems to hate the new 6.8 SIG

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a few too many of these that gun enthusiasts have lovingly catalogued. The Zip Gun comes to mind. The Heckler and Koch G11 is also fun.
H&K engineers discovering how to make bullets come out of the Antikythera mechanism at least has some value as a feat of mechanical engineering.

What you're looking for is the Serbu GB-22, a gun intended to be cheap enough to manufacture that it can be sold at gun buybacks at a profit. Much like buttcoin, the inventor of this miraculous and totally not illegal money making method has graciously passed up the opportunity to get rich of this himself(not because this would be fraud or anything, he's just that generous) and is offering to sell you, the discerning investor, the blueprints needed to manufacture your own on his website.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

everyone seems to hate the new 6.8 SIG

Isn't it impossible to get the 'proper' ammunition for it, with only depowered rounds available to civilians?

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Darren Aronofsky needs to remake Pi but instead of a guy going crazy and drilling a hole in his head trying to find patterns in the stock market it’s the crypto market.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

y'all dippin'?

scopes
Jun 5, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

what's the glass of piss for

That's the favorite drink he's treating himself to after completing his commemorative sadness plaque

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

davecrazy posted:

Darren Aronofsky needs to remake Pi but instead of a guy going crazy and drilling a hole in his head trying to find patterns in the stock market it’s the crypto market.

One: Mathematics is the language of nfts.
Two: Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
Three: If you slurp enough apes, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.

Press Return.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Kinda lol given even xkcd summed up engineer brain on the stock market; 'the stock market is made of numbers, I'm good with numbers, therefore I- hey where did all my money go'

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

happyhippy posted:

One: Mathematics is the language of nfts.
Two: Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
Three: If you slurp enough apes, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.

Press Return.

APE 101 Syllabus
Course Objectives:

>Slurp Juice (3x/day)
>Buying the dip
>HODL MODE

You will be required to present your viral tweets pertaining to squirting and NFTs at the end of the semester.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Thing that came to prominence only a year ago has sunk to lowest level in a year! We better get the top financial analysists on this one to figure it out!

We're at the end of the month and that's as good of reason as any for crypto to crash and burn today or tomorrow. Fingers crossed for some fireworks!

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jun 30, 2022

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

LifeSunDeath posted:

is that why this is happening:


Crypto bullshit aside, this is solid advice.

Following BTC tracker now, and, well, I don't want to jinx it.

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

LifeSunDeath posted:


y'all dippin'?
I made this a while back for buying the dip.

E: this was like the $40k or $30k dip. Good thing I bought in hard!

carticket fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jun 30, 2022

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
buy the dipshit

The Pirate Captain
Jun 6, 2006

Avast ye lubbers, lest ye be scuppered!
Today’s the big day for Nugen. Unfortunately, the neighbors will never speak to OP again out of embarrassment when nothing happens. I hope I’m wrong!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Surely now is the time to remortgage my home and buy the dip. Leverage the dip.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

carticket posted:

I made this a while back for buying the dip.

E: this was like the $40k or $30k dip. Good thing I bought in hard!

LOL hell yes

ikanreed posted:

Surely now is the time to remortgage my home and buy the dip. Leverage the dip.

Gonna make an honest dip out of the. Settle down and make some little dips.

Zathril
Nov 12, 2011
Back below 19k!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zathril posted:

Back below 19k!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

kender
Dec 15, 2000
Forum Veteran

Zathril posted:

Back below 19k!

Giving the printer an hour before I celebrate even cheaper GPUs.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

what's the glass of piss for

It's sterile and he likes the taste

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a few too many of these that gun enthusiasts have lovingly catalogued. The Zip Gun comes to mind. The Heckler and Koch G11 is also fun.

The Zip 22 fires one of the most common cartridges available.

Two out of three ain't bad though, i guess.

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!
Buy your blue chip nft's now!

https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2...795342864384250

https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/...968046838579201

Edit: Found the real blue chip nft
https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/...242169643859969

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
💎 🙌 💎 🙌

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
My Apes are LOCKED AND LOADED and ready to blast off to the mooooooooon....

wait....

I'm getting a call....

what????

THE APES ARE GONE?????

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I feel like you could have your NFTs link to pictures of blue colored casino chips and sucker a ton of crypto idiots.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Ablative posted:

The Zip 22 fires one of the most common cartridges available.

Two out of three ain't bad though, i guess.

If you want the trifecta of bad, unreliable, and unobtainable ammo you really need to be looking at antique guns. Early autoloaders in dead calibers. Something like the Mannlicher 1894.

There are really poo poo modern guns of course (hello Colt 2000) but for the most part calibers have standardized and most of the people getting weird with ammo are either companies they know what they’re doing and make reliable guns (see: HK and 4.6x30mm) or they’re crazy wild catters that are using tried and true platforms because they’re easy to get parts made for them. See: bizarro special snowflake Remington 700s on hand loader forums.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

LifeSunDeath posted:

My Apes are LOCKED AND LOADED and ready to blast off to the mooooooooon....

wait....

I'm getting a call....

what????

THE APES ARE GONE?????

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/w7ApuaJrtck

Astaldo
Jan 4, 2015

xXxGangsterNinjaAssassinxXx
Thing going down means reverse triangle or something soon right?

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Astaldo posted:

Thing going down means reverse triangle or something soon right?

"Hacks" "Bugs" and "Hardware Failure" will block people from selling their currency on an exchange as it collapses in value.

Or hackers will "make off with everything" and the exchange will close.

There are over 500 exchanges tracked with coin market cap.

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