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Soylent Pudding posted:Chapter 7: Washing your rear end We both know that chapter was removed by the editors before publication
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Soylent Pudding posted:Chapter 7: Washing your rear end I used an out of bounds glitch to skip that whole chapter.
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Jun 30, 2022 18:41
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I wonder how many times someone using that list used the phrase "Gotta catth them all"? I'm also assuming they are marking down when they sleep with a girl so they can figure out the easiest girls and be able to high five a bro.
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Jun 30, 2022 18:42
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I also assume long-term relationships were discouraged because you’d block your bros from getting that girl Really just burn down the whole frat system
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Jun 30, 2022 18:44
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While we're assuming I'm also gonna guess there are columns in that table with headers like 'sucks dick good' or 'does anal' or, because this is a frat after all, 'gets drunk fast and is easier to manipulate'. Who knows, maybe the worst people ever did limit their creepo spreadsheet to favourite colours and nice date ideas but again, this is a frat lmao
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Jun 30, 2022 18:50
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I don't think I've ever encountered anything remotely positive about fraternities or sororities, I'm not sure why they exist?
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Jun 30, 2022 18:54
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Gives failsons and your high school bullies something to do inbetween classes
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Jun 30, 2022 18:55
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they also give each other all the useless jobs that fill every office in the country
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Jun 30, 2022 19:03
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The best thing you can say about the greek system is that it functions as a sort of premade social life. Going off to college is alienating and here's a group of people ready to get to know you, ensure you have a good time when you're not in class, and help you transition to independent living. It can be better than having all your social ties cut at once and getting thrown in the deep end in a bunch of different ways at once when you aren't even quite an adult yet. Of course they turn out to have all the problems of every kind of exclusive group identity humanity has ever created.
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Jun 30, 2022 19:10
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Aside from all the glaringly horrifying things about this guy's Stalking for Dummies book, like, why is remembering another adult's favorite color so important for dates that you need to start a creep bible about it? I don't think I've known the favorite color of anyone I've ever dated. I don't know if I even have a favorite color.
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Jun 30, 2022 19:14
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Liking a single hue exclusively above all others is weird. I have favorite colors, but there's tons of them and often they function in palettes together.
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Jun 30, 2022 19:50
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the best color is that beautiful yellow that you get when someone quotes your dumb poo poo it's why i don't use dark mode; purple's just not the same
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Jun 30, 2022 20:10
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Foo Diddley posted:the best color is that beautiful yellow that you get when someone quotes your dumb poo poo Purple's royal. 
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Jun 30, 2022 20:13
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Mustang posted:I don't think I've ever encountered anything remotely positive about fraternities or sororities, I'm not sure why they exist? If you weren't an Eagle Scout, it's basically another opportunity to participate in something you'll mention to every person you meet for the rest of your life.
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Jun 30, 2022 20:22
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Foo Diddley posted:the best color is that beautiful yellow that you get when someone quotes your dumb poo poo idiot the purple is better
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Jun 30, 2022 20:25
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for asking my wife's friend who has been staying with us for 6 months to sleep in a bedroom instead of our couch? Way more going on here than just the couch/bedroom thing, holy moly  quote:My wife’s friend moved to our city to go to culinary school. It did not pan out and they are just staying at our house now. I’m not sure what the plan is exactly anymore. They do not pay rent. They do not want to stay in the room because it is the room of my youngest daughter, who is at sleep away camp for 2 weeks. quote:I think there are a lot of assumptions that they are a bad house guest. Generally speaking, they are fine. They take out the trash and aren’t messy, don’t leave things around the house. By and large, I barely notice them. I avoid engaging with them because, as I’ve said, we do not get along. But as far as house guests go, they are fine enough. So it never really bothered me, until now. This is the first time I’ve felt displaced in my own home. And they asked me to speak up if I ever felt uncomfortable, so I did. And they flipped out quote:They are transgender (or non-binary, I forgot which) (born female). But it’s because they recognise there are biases against both men and women, and swap genders to accommodate whichever advantage they would like.  quote:No, though I get why everyone is going there. It’s hard to explain without telling a very long story. Basically we all belong to a pretty tight knit community. We’ve all known each other for a very long time, and back when my wife’s friend’s husband used to have a good job and be more well off, they would fly my wife out (before her and i met) to the country they were living in, open their home up, etc. my wife’s friend’s husband is not living in our state, and likely won’t. Their whole relationship is a very long story as well.  quote:The she shed has been planned for a while. I’m building it for my wife now. We’ve had no discussions of moving out, though I’ll plan to have that talk here soon.  Your wife's mentally ill fake trans friend is never leaving.... have fun being the third wheel in your own marriage, loser! Wonder if said friend moving in has something to do with their "husband", either with finances or the trans situation 
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Jun 30, 2022 20:26
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Purple's royal. OPAONI posted:idiot the purple is better is this gonna be like a greenpos/amberpos thing
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Jun 30, 2022 20:27
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Foo Diddley posted:is this gonna be like a greenpos/amberpos thing In that different people will use different setups and the world will keep on revolving and orbiting? Probably.
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Jun 30, 2022 20:29
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Way more going on here than just the couch/bedroom thing, holy moly I saw the comment about the shack he's building, but not the other stuff. Definitely a whole lot of going on
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Jun 30, 2022 20:32
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Pham Nuwen posted:If you weren't an Eagle Scout, it's basically another opportunity to participate in something you'll mention to every person you meet for the rest of your life. Funnily enough, I am an Eagle Scout..... rarely comes up in conversation though.
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Jun 30, 2022 20:34
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haveblue posted:Fratboy used Neg! It wasn't very effective... lol I forgot all about that PUA bullshit. Is negging still a thing in real life?
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Jun 30, 2022 20:38
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AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough?quote:My wife and I have been married for almost a year. Throughout our marriage an ongoing issue has been that my mom and my wife do not get along. For months my mom has been posting about my wife online. Soon after all of this began my wife went no contact which I reluctantly supported. Numerous times I attempted to persuade my wife into joining a three way call that way her and my mom could hash things out. Each time she refused stating she was not emotionally ready or comfortable to talk with my mom and that we should look into marriage counseling. Damage had been done in our marriage due to my mom on numerous occasions trying to persuade me to move on in my life so I did go no contact recently as well.
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Jun 30, 2022 20:41
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough? quote:“I am sorry you feel that my actions hurt you”. This is always how my mom has apologized and it is sincere. 
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Jun 30, 2022 20:42
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Absurd Alhazred posted:And none of them told you what a hosed up idea this is? I had skipped most of the post, but uuuuuugggh sharing it makes it 1000x worse. Like, I have a hard time with names and faces and I have trouble remembering stuff from small talk, even when I want to remember. I've absolutely taken notes like Janet: Tall, shoulder length blond hair, green glasses Old friend of Bridgit's Really likes star wars But that's me, a faceblind ADHD person taking personal private notes to supplement my memory about acquaintances. People in that zone where you've met them a couple times at parties, you're expected to remember their names and basic stuff, but you're not friends directly. I'm not sharing a loving dossier of stalked info with a bunch of other people. Jesus Christ that's messed up.
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Jun 30, 2022 20:43
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My dad used to apologize that way. "I'm sorry you feel that way" or some poo poo
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Jun 30, 2022 20:50
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough? Looks like gaslighting and manipulation run in the family
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Jun 30, 2022 20:51
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Uncle Enzo posted:I'm not sharing a loving dossier of stalked info with a bunch of other people. Jesus Christ that's messed up. What do you mean you don't like being in a group Hoe-A-Dex ? We're just trying to impress you so you'll sleep with us !
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Jun 30, 2022 20:56
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough? Why do these fucks always bring up the "truth" "The truth of the matter" "I speak my truths" Man gently caress that
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Mustang posted:Funnily enough, I am an Eagle Scout..... rarely comes up in conversation though.  well done
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holtemon posted:lol I forgot all about that PUA bullshit. Is negging still a thing in real life? Demonstrably, if you've been following the thread
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Jun 30, 2022 21:05
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This is how the terrible people in my family try to get around apologizing.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Demonstrably, if you've been following the thread A lot of the organized PUA world has been subsumed into the umbrella alt-right now. They don't have to pretend they don't have terrible views on women deep down any more
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Jun 30, 2022 21:08
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quantumwell posted:What do you mean you don't like being in a group Hoe-A-Dex ? We're just trying to impress you so you'll sleep with us ! My "I don't use the gently caress-a-dex for sex" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
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Jun 30, 2022 21:30
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough? quote:I’ve seen the things my mom has openly posted publicly about my wife and they are out of line and lies. But my mom still says her words are twisted which I believe. Wait, what?
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Unkempt posted:Wait, what? I think he’s saying what she posted is accurate, but what she says in person are twisted
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for telling my wife she wasn’t trying hard enough? How? How does he write these 2 sentences and not realize they are contradictory? How does his brain not  ?Edit: CharlestheHammer posted:I think he’s saying what she posted is accurate, but what she says in person are twisted My read is he knows what she is posting online are flat out lies but when confronted his mom says her words in her posts are being twisted to make her look like she is lying by his wife. Somehow he believes both to be true. Edit 2: Foo Diddley posted:the best color is that beautiful yellow that you get when someone quotes your dumb poo poo You're welcome for the dopamine hit. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jun 30, 2022 |
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AITA for asking my roomate to stop speaking Arabic?quote:I (F24) have two roommates, let’s call them Sarah and Jane. Sarah is a Muslim (and I mean very Muslim) and she often speaks Arabic in our apartment when she’s on the phone with her family. Now, this obviously isn’t ideal, but I make do since we’re trying to keep it civil. What isn't "ideal" about Sarah speaking Arabic with her folks, OP? What does speaking Arabic have to do with her being "very Muslim"? I think the racism and Islamophobia didn't start with your parents coming up from Georgia.
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Reminds me of the Obama thing Muslim? As all hell
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for asking my roomate to stop speaking Arabic? OP posted:Personally, I find her extreme cultural and religious engagement uncomfortable, but I don’t tell her what to do. This is literally the one time I asked her to compromise, and she blew up at me (lol pun not intended) about it. no, no, OP isn't racist at all
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I explained to her how it makes them uncomfortable, but she got super offended and called them all sorts of “racist” and “Islamophobic” and what not. Maybe she should try to explain why it makes them uncomfortable without resorting to racism.
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