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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1542867086631895040?s=20&t=AEHJgFCQLJDlFgkw6MGEFg

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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

AxGrap posted:

Yeah okay let's all get blisters and die.. idiot

Sounds like someone is in the sole of big sock

gregday
May 23, 2003

kaleedity posted:

lmao i didn't realize they dropped the high school degree req for enlisting in the army two days ago

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1542530926273609728?s=20

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

kaleedity posted:

lmao i didn't realize they dropped the high school degree req for enlisting in the army two days ago

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1542530926273609728

gently caress

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1542546750619123716

classic trumpy

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

when my wife and daughter A were in Baltimore they kept seeing police helicopters, like all the time, and my daughter wondered if maybe instead of paying for helicopters they could clean up the garbage and the abandoned cars

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Greg Legg posted:

did you get paxlovid?

What's that

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/LukeCleary/status/1542713196636540932

One spray got the Proud Boys and the cops

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

she did, in fact, bring Diet Pepsi on at least two occasions

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

cool that whenever an advertised all ages drag show gets cancelled people can show up for a free pepper spray the proud boys event

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Love to have security concerns when there are at least 4 armed cops just hanging out at the entrance doing nothing

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

it is!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bethamphetamine posted:

Love to have security concerns when there are at least 4 armed cops just hanging out at the entrance doing nothing

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1542525374235643904

and by 'we' I mean somebody other than me in the Senate

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


neat how the cops would have let them force their way in if they hadn't been stopped by the pepper spray

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


petit choux posted:

Yeah, gently caress you

Yup, and water everywhere will be so acidic nothing will be able to live here ever again. A few billion years to turn an uninhabitable planet into one you can walk around on, and a few dozen to revert it to uninhabitable, forever.

BTW, this knowledge is going to make a lot of people go loving crazy and start doing loving crazy poo poo, on a bigger scale than we've ever seen.

Nah, something will evolve and change the environment by sucking in co2 and doing something with it. See: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxidation_Event

Conditions caused bacteria to evolve that produced oxygen, and that made too much oxygen for anaerobic bacteria and archaea, killing the anaerobes. This is basically the origin of multicellular life. Something like this will probably happen again.

And the oceans will never be too acidic for extremophiles and probably won't have an effect on thermophiles living near sea floor vents.

So there will always be weird little guys fuckin around down there

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
At least edit the op to include the stuff from crazy clouds thread they're the only one who actually makes any effort

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



happy bobby bonilla day

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/d00ming/status/1542721870318907393?t=_DAxSzxtPWG2osPVQOxGug&s=19

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Why don't we hear from the situation any more?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1542845109376516097

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bethamphetamine posted:

Love to have security concerns when there are at least 4 armed cops just hanging out at the entrance doing nothing

https://twitter.com/LukeCleary/status/1542714044196352001

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


emfive posted:

when my wife and daughter A were in Baltimore they kept seeing police helicopters, like all the time, and my daughter wondered if maybe instead of paying for helicopters they could clean up the garbage and the abandoned cars

Yeah they run those things nonstop. They also have surveillance planes flying around with high-powered cameras taking photos of everyone outside all the time so that they can arrest them later. And every candidate for the government pledges to give the cops more money despite the cops being absolutely useless morons and police budgets not addressing the root causes of crime. One of the mayoral candidates had a plank that they were going to crack down on squeegee kids to address crime lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/McGeeReports/status/1542878908592291842?s=20&t=BMp-ph3xPvKg_A_Hd48Vxg

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1542773436216385536?t=GwF-hKjNYCcN08S1KjGTwA&s=19

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
trumpp

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



a lot of people don't seem to have noticed that we've been in the "organized fascist gangs meting out street violence to disfavored groups" period for some time now

in december 2020 the proud boys were in DC ganging up on people who were wearing covid masks just three blocks from my apartment

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hatebag posted:

Yeah they run those things nonstop. They also have surveillance planes flying around with high-powered cameras taking photos of everyone outside all the time so that they can arrest them later. And every candidate for the government pledges to give the cops more money despite the cops being absolutely useless morons and police budgets not addressing the root causes of crime. One of the mayoral candidates had a plank that they were going to crack down on squeegee kids to address crime lmao

brought to you by the maryland department of self-fulfilling prophecies

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/rico_rants/status/1542876124308557826

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Hatebag posted:

Yeah they run those things nonstop. They also have surveillance planes flying around with high-powered cameras taking photos of everyone outside all the time so that they can arrest them later. And every candidate for the government pledges to give the cops more money despite the cops being absolutely useless morons and police budgets not addressing the root causes of crime. One of the mayoral candidates had a plank that they were going to crack down on squeegee kids to address crime lmao

One of the PA governor candidates, Bill McSwain, had a commercial where he gets in a helicopter and flies over Philadelphia and the part of the city where most of the black people live has "VIOLENT CRIME" superimposed over it.

Anyway he was less insane than the guy who won the nomination, makes you think

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

guidos look weird with facial hair.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

rip to a real one

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1542716977831108609

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

tacodaemon posted:

a lot of people don't seem to have noticed that we've been in the "organized fascist gangs meting out street violence to disfavored groups" period for some time now

Yeah, arming up is at this point a very reasonable thing to do. This is so asymmetrical. One side votes the other side will loving kill you given the right opportunity.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

I hope this dovetails beautifully with "teachers now allowed to carry guns"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

the only satisfaction i'm gonna get between here and the concentration camp is watching these useless loving assholes get destroyed

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

I know "that's a rough [age]" gets tossed around too much but holy poo poo this is a rough 48

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

lmao def some of these auditors gonna get shot

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