[TROMPly] Nobody's gotten to the bottom of 9/11, unfortunately. And they should have

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

hey zuck. there is a tendency of the rate of profit to fall. you bitch.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:24

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

neutral milf hotel posted:

this is really good

that cable access show was run by the same two guys who made Heavy Metal Parking Lot (which also takes place in Prince George's County, Maryland, where Forestville is)

the guy playing his throat is named Al Breon

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:25

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

id rather die than go to work so I can emthapize with Jorp

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1542979981277806592

wow what a tough guy

he deleted the tweet to get his account back

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:27

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

anyone in here saying tayne and feckles and crazy cloud are also deadnaming people and should reflect on that

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:27

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Lpzie posted:

I like the power of "more and more people are saying" it's surprisingly potent

strong men are coming up to me with tears in their eyes, and they're saying, SIR! -> whatever actual thing I have to say

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:27

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1542979981277806592

wow what a tough guy

well JP and i have that in common, we both would rather he die

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:29

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

My ex had a jordan peterson book and a nate silver book on her shelf

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:30

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

A Gin Palace posted:

Choosing your pasta region is much like choosing your faction in world of warcraft. You must choose carefully,

yep this is emfive's daughter all right

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:30

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

did anyone fall for the Disney horny question yet....

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:31

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/usa_comrade/status/1542854764219727872?s=21&t=5lybyG2mwv1GfuFyIbLNMg

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:31

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/usa_comrade/status/1542854764219727872?s=21&t=5lybyG2mwv1GfuFyIbLNMg

that boy's face is too low on his head lmao

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:33

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

FizFashizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/usa_comrade/status/1542854764219727872?s=21&t=5lybyG2mwv1GfuFyIbLNMg

head like a melon on a toothpick

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:33

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Spergin Morlock posted:

she's in her 40s

In half fish years half human years? Idk this gets a little sketchy

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:33

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1542947010524971009
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1542947519356870658

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:33

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Kermit be nice to Elliot Page

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:35

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/appleinsider/status/1542889475780526087

welp, just when you think you don't have any cracks or pings left to give

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:35

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

Bought some new sandals that are not as good as Rudy's $80 sandals. I Hope this does not hurt my posting maturity...

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:35

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1542983658344259586

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:36

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1542887723467431939

there just not any alive people to give this thing to

give limbaugh a second or something you senile piece of mummified poo poo

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:36

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

AxGrap posted:

SHES 16!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:36

3hands: Feb 23, 2018

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1542979981277806592

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:38

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

As a behavioural scientist and researcher of this movement, I have been monitoring Romana Didulo, a conspiracy influencer based in British Columbia, who has proclaimed herself �Queen of Canada,� �commander-in-chief,� �Head of State and Government� and �president and national Indigenous chief of the Kingdom of Canada.�

Recently, Didulo has promoted herself to �Queen of the World.�

She tours Canada in an RV, accompanied by an entourage. They hold �meet and greets� where Didulo speaks formally. These are recorded and posted on multiple channels on Telegram, an encrypted messaging app.

Didulo has nearly 66,000 followers, known as �I AMs.� They are currently raising funds to purchase a new $65,000 RV for their queen.

Didulo is a sovereign citizen of a different variety. She espouses a dogma comprised of a mixture of QAnon conspiracy theories, pseudo-legal sovereign-citizen beliefs and new age spirituality.

A $65,000 RV is nothing. They can get bonkers expensive.

quote:

She tells her followers of her supernatural abilities. She claims she can become invisible by �cloaking� herself. This power is not unusual for beings of her race, she says. She is not of this Earth. She is a member of a highly advanced, alien race � an Arcturian, an alien being with special celestial powers.

They possess �med beds.� Med beds, according to Didulo, are advanced healing chambers that cure medical ailments, regrow limbs and organs, reverse aging and can even make one immortal.

She promises full access to these beds, complete with their miracles, to all of her followers. Telegram posts suggest that many of her followers are fervently awaiting her promised technology, possibly delaying legitimate medical care.

You have med bed technology, but your RV is $65k? lol

quote:

Didulo�s speeches are filled with fantastical stories, including how she became the reigning monarch of Canada. She claims the Chinese military had clandestinely invaded secret, underground tunnels that criss-cross Canada. With great difficulty, she commanded her forces and cleared the tunnels of the Chinese communists.

She also claims to have access to the billions of dollars stored at the Vatican. She claims to be a �shape shifter� who can assume any physical appearance she chooses. The �U.S. commander-in-chief� has assigned Didulo to end the war in Ukraine by acting as the �mediator� between United States and Russia. She claimed recently that Russian President Vladimir Putin, a close friend, had personally gifted her an autographed watch.

It�s tempting to take Didulo lightly, but she is not an innocuous figure. She has strong influence over her many followers.

Oh, she has policy? Let's hear it

quote:

Most recently, she has �decreed� that in Canada, all utilities are free, taxes are optional and all debts have been wiped clean.

gently caress you Joe Biden.

quote:

Didulo believes that anyone who received the COVID-19 vaccine has had their DNA restructured and is slowly, but inevitably, turning into a controllable robot. She does, however, offer a cure that requires listening daily to sounds at certain designated frequencies.

In 2021, she was detained for allegedly encouraging her followers to �shoot to kill� anyone involved in vaccinating young people against COVID-19, adding that the �traders� � or traitors � will face a military tribunal punishable by �fire squad or hanging.�

Yeah, yeah. We've all heard about Pontypool. It was Canadian. Tell me more about how healthcare and utilities are a human right crazy lady.

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Didulo seems to have a vindictive streak. She brags about being a dictator. Anyone complaining that her decrees are ineffective will be banned from her Telegram pages. Ex-followers report that she has threatened to shoot them or �hang them �from military helicopters� and hover them �above a volcano or commercial crocodile farms��

She commonly refers to herself in the third person, often proclaiming her importance. She says she renamed the city of Victoria �Queen Romana City� and Prince Edward Island to �Province of Queen Romana.�

Didulo is deceiving her followers. Nothing she suggests is legal.

In reality, they are trying to use gas, electricity, water and to refrain from repaying the money they�ve borrowed from banks. As they see it, they are entitled to money and utilities. They want gas without paying for it. They want to stop paying the mortgage company, but still hold onto their homes.

All they have to do is believe that the real leader of Canada and the world is a shape-shifting alien, a starseed from Arcturia.

okay. If it works, sign me up.

Bethamphetamine has issued a correction as of 22:42 on Jul 1, 2022

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:39

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1542983658344259586

prohibited

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:39

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Ben Nerevarine posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

God drat that looks funny as poo poo

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:41

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1542983658344259586

lmao can someone get this old man off twitter

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:41

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1542983658344259586

My man Chuck just up here posting corn pussy.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:41

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1542979981277806592

wow what a tough guy

Does he cry in this one?

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:42

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Bearjew posted:

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Mods are asleep pollinate your ears

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:42

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/yfayewang/status/1542973482488565763

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:43

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CaptainBeefart posted:

Does he cry in this one?

In the thirty seconds I watched there were 30030 camera cuts so we have to assume he did

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:43

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Buddykins posted:

My ex had a jordan peterson book and a nate silver book on her shelf

Before my brother moved out of my parents place I saw he kept a Peterson book in the bathroom. This dude has never cleaned his room and had the messiest one I'd ever seen in person lol.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 22:43