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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Hot Karl Marx posted:

well? what were your answers?

my mother dying slowly and taking her last breath in front of me, a 1972 cherry red camaro, and dostoyevsky, camus, bulgakov, hemingway, kurosawa, and kubrick. He loved all of them apparently


oof madone






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Haha, yeah, a fart race. Who will fart first

what if you farted while you were getting a cooler hand job

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

here are my suggestions for teenagers of 2022


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuudYlKpyJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw3mlykbAfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR07d29r_JU

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lmao at the guy visiting from the Libertarian convention

"I haven't been around this many women since a baby shower!"

"Your campaign is a psy-op!!!!"

"Why can't we treat human life the same way we treat alien life?!"


Also Lake saying he's polling at 0% then he screams "1 PERCENT!!"

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

my mother dying slowly and taking her last breath in front of me, a 1972 cherry red camaro, and dostoyevsky, camus, bulgakov, hemingway, kurosawa, and kubrick. He loved all of them apparently


oof madone

no cooler hand job? what are you even doing with your life

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Buddykins posted:

the owner sat me down and asked questions like "what was your toughest situation in your life" and "if you could have your personality as a car what would it be" and "if you invited 6 guests to dinner at the ritz, who would they be?"

Your mom, Chevy metro, trump trydup tennxj, hdhdn, ahhhfgmp, hsjjhfp.

I hate interviews I think that's a big reason I've been at the same place 11 years now. Didn't even get an interview when I started, I was temp.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Buddykins posted:

luckily i know alot of the same people they know - even the server i shadowed; his best friend is the guy that taught me everything i know about craft bartending years ago. no matter what industry, it all goes back to who you know


this is my snipe gently caress you

Just gonna throw it out there that the fact that you know everyone in the industry is a really terrible horrible thing when you're known for being a walkin freezer thirst fiend adulterer, bub.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dustcat posted:

no cooler hand job? what are you even doing with your life


Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Sylvester holy poo poo

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

they're bullshit questions anyway the owner doesn't care about your answers (at least not before being presented with them). its just to see how you react to them.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
whats the song he has thats you make me feel mighty real or something like that

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Virgil Vox posted:

they're bullshit questions anyway the owner doesn't care about your answers (at least not before being presented with them). its just to see how you react to them.

yeah thats what i got about it too

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


If Mickey Mantle can get his dick sucked under the bleachers at Yankee Stadium, I'm not going to yell at Buddykins for getting a handjob in the walk-in. It's fine

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
make it 4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYlxH5HAXg

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

I love what I do I just dont want doubles or only one day off

so dont do those? then they will say but thou must, and then you say gently caress you i can get a job anywhere.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

dont ask me im no cocksucker lmao

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

don't get your dick sucked in a public place imo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

RealityWarCriminal posted:

so dont do those? then they will say but thou must, and then you say gently caress you i can get a job anywhere.

thats the plan

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

whats the song he has thats you make me feel mighty real or something like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6cPE2BHic

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Mickey Mantle used to go beaver hunting (his term) under the bleachers at Yankee stadium. Jim bouton revealed this in a book and was blackballed from Yankees old timers day for years because of it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jon Irenicus posted:

don't get your dick sucked in a public place imo

You're no Mickey Mantle

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Jon Irenicus posted:

don't get your dick sucked in a public place imo

thats why back alleys and bathroom stalls exist duh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

whats the song he has thats you make me feel mighty real or something like that

but buddykins what if you accidentally listened to this instead


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQfWJNWe3I

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
tep

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trumo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


RealityWarCriminal posted:

Mickey Mantle used to go beaver hunting (his term) under the bleachers at Yankee stadium. Jim bouton revealed this in a book and was blackballed from Yankees old timers day for years because of it.


Every single baseball player prior to maybe 1995 was a straight up loving degenerate

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trumno

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

yes! Thank you TD :cheersbird: had a good friend of mine show me this years ago and i havent heard it im awhile

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trup

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
tup

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trrrrrm

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I had this idea once but I never knew anyone would try it irl


https://twitter.com/visualbasic97/status/1542997187264593922

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
dumps

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
BIG PISS

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trupm

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
tru?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Every single sports player a straight up loving degenerate

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
trunt

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

A Bakers Cousin posted:

thats why back alleys and bathroom stalls exist duh

closest thing i did sexually in a public spot was cocaine off a hostess' rear end in a bathroom stall at a bar across the street from where we worked.

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