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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Barca are apparently about to gazump Chelsea with a €60m bid for Raphina lol

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Vegetable posted:

Barca are apparently about to gazump Chelsea with a €60m bid for Raphina lol

At this point I'm pretty sure Barca just have a compulsive disorder

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Doctor Teeth posted:

manchester united trying to buy the current ajax squad and leeds trying to buy the red bull salzburg squad is an interesting strategy

I don't see any way Leeds miss out on the champions league this season

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

sticksy posted:

Felipe Melo

the correct-est answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roWIYP5bGM0

e: lmao that this video is age restricted

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

sticksy posted:

Now I’m gonna be thinking about Dirtiest All-Time XI.

But of an untraditional 3-5-2 formation and apologies for no code tags but I had a go:
Ollie Kahn was supposed to have been a bit dirty, non?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

tetsuo posted:

Ollie Kahn was supposed to have been a bit dirty, non?

yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPi0ZKe0Ybc

or this guy, who owns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXSVPTt1Jk

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

trem_two posted:

the correct-est answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roWIYP5bGM0

e: lmao that this video is age restricted

lol, there are some horror tackles in that video

(Yes, that is the title of my sex tape)

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Gotta be Khan or P. Schmeichel at #1 in the dirty XI

e: fuckin lmao there's no Souness

NinpoEspiritoSanto fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jul 2, 2022

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Spurs in for Lingard :allears:

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Muscat, Souness, Diouf, Ferguson, Barton?

The dirtiest one team five a side.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Any excuse to post this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_bZAdOKhk

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Total Meatlove posted:

Muscat, Souness, Dicks, Ferguson, Bremner?

The dirtiest one team five a side.

ftfy. Vinnie Jones is a sub.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Surely Brazilian Portuguese Pepe needs to be in that team.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just putting my sgt wilko hat on to say that Vinnie Jones at Leeds was actually well behaved for some reason and his disciplinary record was reasonable iirc. Nobody post the pic of him two footing the kid

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the solution seems obvious to me

https://twitter.com/JacobsBen/status/1543224540603580417?s=20&t=D70uV4Lbpt0zdfK6LmAJsg

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sassassin posted:

Every footballer should rinse their employer for everything they can get. Especially one of the best players in the world, at one of the richest clubs in the world.

Ding ding

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Looking forward to seeing the Sander Berge to Leeds rumors to pick up over the summer

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/skworldfootball/status/1543263363521646593

Miami MLSers get ready

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

I love alpha Ronaldo but him going back to Manchester United was an insanely stupid move, extremely beta and off brand

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

if he still wants to be paid £500k a week, that narrows down most of his options where a bald man won't ask him to run around a bit

maybe Eddie Howe has a plan

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

e: fuckin lmao there's no Souness

Yeah, good call. I was mostly going for players off the top of my head that I’d seen play/from last 25-30 years and Souness’s heyday as a leg-breaker was before I followed football.

This does prompt another good question, however - who would be the MANAGER of the Dirtiest XI…?

Souness? Mourinho? Simeone? Blackburn under Mark Hughes? Pulis? So many options.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Burnley under Dyche is certainly the dirtiest in modern times in the PL. Everyone was turbodirty in the 90s.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Bolton under Allardyce and Birmingham under Alex McLeish felt way worse to watch than worm eater at burnley

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Vinestalk posted:

Bolton under Allardyce and Birmingham under Alex McLeish felt way worse to watch than worm eater at burnley

I had thought about adding Allardycio due to his time at Bolton and Blackburn but my recollection must had been distorted by his more relatively cosmopolitan (for him) style of play his past few stints.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1543297944396464128

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

You missed the operative tweet.

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1543299080411021321

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

"I'm not sure we can do a deal for that price, I'll have to go run it by my manager"

- Joan Laporta, immediately before going into a room on his own for five minutes to look at pictures of asses on instagram

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006



Lmao, that fucker is gonna try to force him to take a massive pay cut

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

do it psg, give us the big ron/messi buddy cop movie weve been waiting for

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Vinestalk posted:

Bolton under Allardyce and Birmingham under Alex McLeish felt way worse to watch than worm eater at burnley

Mourinho’s Chelsea teams were pretty insanely dirty.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Fergie's United whenever Reyes was on the pitch?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Eau de MacGowan posted:

do it psg, give us the big ron/messi buddy cop movie weve been waiting for

I’d be very down for this provided they go out in the CL semis against Porto or Copenhagen or something

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sticksy posted:

Yeah, good call. I was mostly going for players off the top of my head that I’d seen play/from last 25-30 years and Souness’s heyday as a leg-breaker was before I followed football.

This does prompt another good question, however - who would be the MANAGER of the Dirtiest XI…?

Souness? Mourinho? Simeone? Blackburn under Mark Hughes? Pulis? So many options.

Di Canio

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Erling shooting a Messi - Ronaldo - Neymar - Mcrappe psg to death would also be funny enough

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

rear end cobra posted:

Erling shooting a Messi - Ronaldo - Neymar - Mcrappe psg to death would also be funny enough

Please don't try to elevate Neymar's underwhelming career by making him a martyr.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



blue footed boobie posted:

Mourinho’s Chelsea teams were pretty insanely dirty.

Carvalho was a niggly bastard. Dennis Wise deserves to be included in any dirty side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzgTZJnf2r8

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

pik_d posted:

City have signed a backup keeper because Zach Steffan wants to go and actually play somewhere

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1542795366029983745

Obviously City was over the limit on f's and had to make a move.

Also this guy looks like one of the Property Brothers.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jul 2, 2022

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Ko Itakura from Manchester City to A German Team is a Done Deal.

No I've never seen him play and now I never will. 5m euros is 5m euros though.


https://twitter.com/borussia_en/status/1543315481771360258

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

I thought he was going to troll all of England by being a badass tackler and he ended up not doing anything cool.

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Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.

Simiain posted:

As an Arsenal fan I am ready to be wound up.



It's starting already and I'm here for it

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