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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown








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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

is this a playstation 5?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Red Baron posted:

if you’re gonna be banning people during a recession they should get a coupon for $5 off their next account if they open and run a thread in an impoverished subforum for three years

very true!!

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

re:gas station chat.

Thank you workers and former workers all for chiming in I was also curious on that

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib

he could at least have sat in the front

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Living rent free... in deez nutz :smug:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

Heartstopper is a British TV show about gay teenage boys


https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1543225330575474688

they should stomp these lovely olds to death

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Also wondering if your legally allowed to re-sell gasoline? like is their a license like liquor and guns?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

Also wondering if your legally allowed to re-sell gasoline? like is their a license like liquor and guns?

nah man you can just sell it at a stand like lemonade

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Virgil Vox posted:

Also wondering if your legally allowed to re-sell gasoline? like is their a license like liquor and guns?

huh, I actually have no idea. we have licenses posted for food and poo poo, but nothing specifically for gas (but I imagine that might be held by our corporate parent)

you’d have to get a hell of a deal or sell to massive morons to make any appreciable money though, and storing gas is a loving nightmare

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005



just an absolute pig brain jfc

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Yea I love and deeply respect that stuff, but my interest is in things that look worse than that.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Single digit engagement posters live rent-free in my head on my own terms, capiche?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Man Musk posted:

Single digit engagement posters live rent-free in my head on my own terms, capiche?

say it on twitter and maybe i will give u some credibility

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

smarxist posted:

they should stomp these lovely olds to death

that situation totally calls for the Quentin Crisp tactic of suggesting they run on home before one of the dancing kids figures out that they're gay

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
the thing that makes poo poo like bodegas way better than corner stores though is that they DON’T sell gas. the best part of the gas station life is the lottery poo poo. people have some truly insane theories and systems and I love to hear about it.

also if you work an overnight shift guaranteed at 3 AM someone waltzes in and hits you with their pet conspiracy theory that makes flat earth seem tame.

once a woman told me that fracking was a cover for the government installing a totally separate system of sewers and pipes to poison our water with fluoride. NOT the stuff that was already in the water, that was the GOOD fluoride, this was the BAD kind and it also was the cause of earthquakes

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

waoh this guy does good gradients with his airbrush

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Donald “Axl” Trump - “November Pain” (2020, Interscope)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
when trump is dancing to YMCA and pantomiming jerking off two dudes at once, which village person do you think he imagines himself as?

I think it’s the cop, but construction worker is a close second

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

trump would love this

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Red Baron posted:

when trump is dancing to YMCA and pantomiming jerking off two dudes at once, which village person do you think he imagines himself as?

I think it’s the cop, but construction worker is a close second

yeah I think it was construction worker bc the cop was the wrong race

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcozEOWgxI

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/lifeofedgar/status/1542973806406316032?s=21&t=kAKTOGHYVYkVW_jlJ-TWGg

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1543307237791305728

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Joe Rogan could give many posters here and many presidents a run for their money in the category of smoothest brain

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

burgers protruding, shameful!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
gently caress all the bodega haters, the thing that makes them amazing is they are all weird as gently caress and have their own vibes and they do not give a poo poo about the law. Every bodega in NYC has their own secret password for the cheap out of state cigarettes and it owns. I went to my regular bodega for a few years before they clued me in on their password. "Candy" lol. I already knew it cause nobody is subtle, and I smoked roll your own so I never had to use it.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1543291990493650945

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/OfficeHrsLive/status/1543311166432165888

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


19 o'clock posted:

great another vlog poster

I'm not a dog

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Red Baron posted:

Joe Rogan could give many posters here and many presidents a run for their money in the category of smoothest brain

my brain is a perfect sphere

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
7-11, pfft they have no soul

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1543217226215563266

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

AxGrap posted:

gently caress all the bodega haters, the thing that makes them amazing is they are all weird as gently caress and have their own vibes and they do not give a poo poo about the law. Every bodega in NYC has their own secret password for the cheap out of state cigarettes and it owns. I went to my regular bodega for a few years before they clued me in on their password. "Candy" lol. I already knew it cause nobody is subtle, and I smoked roll your own so I never had to use it.

have you ever eaten a jamaican meat pie from a bodega

what about bodega cats is that a thing

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

RealityWarCriminal posted:

jack pobosociec was in the military and his job was handing the piss samples

and he was caught embezzling

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

https://twitter.com/KariLake/status/1542997116720594944?s=20&t=HbSCgFuLdyQmSotIPfnkQA

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

kraft macaroni and cum

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