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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Futanari Damacy posted:

Forget wing eating contests, I want to see how many jars of capers someone can eat!

over my lifetime, some hundreds i have to figure. big jars too. and that's just so far

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



It's suprisingly hard for me to find the worst caper-riddled burgers, most look decidedly not-disgusting (if you agree that a caper is allowed near a burger) but I did find this goober being super-into his turkey burger


E:
apparently this image is of a fairly well known person, they just look like some knucklehead to me

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Why is it dripping like that

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Futanari Damacy posted:

Why is it dripping like that

That’s her zipper

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Futanari Damacy posted:

Why is it dripping like that

You can't contain the dog-juice!!!!!


I believe that is a zipper on the dress

Unless you mean :thejoke:
e:fb

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Happy Indepencence Day, US goons! Please remember to eat as many hot dogs as you can in the shortest time possible because this is what the founding fathers wanted





the dude on the right lol



bonus: a couple a dawgs



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm tired of regular hot dog eating contests. Gimme one where the dogs are revealed and it's a pile of the weird-rear end creations that go in this thread, and I'll be impressed

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


Welp, she ain't winning the beauty contest but I s'ppse everyone's got something

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

I'm tired of Nathan's hot dogs being ruined by their political donations.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Breaking Glass posted:

I'm tired of Nathan's hot dogs being ruined by their political donations.

Time to support Nathen's hot dogs instead

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Breaking Glass posted:

I'm tired of Nathan's hot dogs being ruined by their political donations.

I thought they were ruined by just not being very good

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

The Bloop posted:

I thought they were ruined by just not being very good

Both can be true!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Come get u some

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I like with it seems like there could be some sort of passive aggressive laziness going on. It seems not only did the person who make it not give a gently caress, they wanted to make sure people knew they didn't give a gently caress. Like with probably the exact same amount of effort could of at least got those sausages going all the way across the bun.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's not a cooked hot dog, that's a hot dog with a traumatic injury

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Just in time for your :911: cooking plans

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

That's not a cooked hot dog, that's a hot dog with a traumatic injury

Dick caught in George Foreman grill, please send help

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Mmm, warmed catsup.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I want a wedge of the giant beef burger

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
People who spell it "catsup" are the same as the people who pronounce the T in "often" except like 10x dumber

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

The Bloop posted:

Dick caught in George Foreman grill, please send help

https://youtu.be/XaOsX-vwKLw

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Crepe, cheese whiz and dog.

Sure, okay, why not?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I would eat it but it's doesn't seem like the best use of any of those ingredients

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

I'm not making the claim that there isn't a dog in there, but I also have no reason to believe otherwise

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Devils Affricate posted:

I'm not making the claim that there isn't a dog in there, but I also have no reason to believe otherwise

The no dog surprise.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
THat made me sad

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Devils Affricate posted:

I'm not making the claim that there isn't a dog in there, but I also have no reason to believe otherwise

not sure either but those are the classic Brazilian hot dog toppings so I'd like to imagine there's a dog or two in there

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

not sure either but those are the classic Brazilian hot dog toppings so I'd like to imagine there's a dog or two in there

A dog cut into neat slices then deep fried.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Literally A Person posted:

The no dog surprise.

Kids rush to the Christmas tree, their parents pointing to a specific wrapped gift.

They tear it open in a frenzy, exposing an animal carrier.

They yell in delight and open the door, only to see a quesadilla. Cold and congealed.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

pro starcraft loser posted:

Kids rush to the Christmas tree, their parents pointing to a specific wrapped gift.

They tear it open in a frenzy, exposing an animal carrier.

They yell in delight and open the door, only to see a quesadilla. Cold and congealed.

pfft pwned

:lol:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1535293386323894273
Well? Dig on in

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

I'd say this could be straight from one of my middle school lunches, except the fries actually look decent

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Devils Affricate posted:

I'd say this could be straight from one of my middle school lunches, except the fries actually look decent

god ive been craving those foil wrapped prison burgers for a minute

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/SportScran/status/1543641044037820417?t=zfnp4K2QdNSbxqOO9189_A&s=19

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

DoombatINC posted:

god ive been craving those foil wrapped prison burgers for a minute

chain gas stations usually have them

they got that $15 ballpark taste for $1

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Apr 6, 2011

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Fried chicken sandwich with improved bread ratio? Count me in dawg

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Soul Dentist posted:

Fried chicken sandwich with improved bread ratio? Count me in dawg

Yep, looks like a drat fine. Would order that in a second.

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