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AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

That DICK! posted:

you probably couldnt go to it because you were too scared. that's fine. but don't bring that poo poo in here.

oh i thought you were talking about the new movie for some reason

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:17

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 20:31

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Sadie Sink confirmed for goon

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:36

Usu Kai Ken: Oct 2, 2021

Cubone posted:

haha
I'm so happy right now

when this happened in the comics they didn't explain it either

people were having, I swear to god, it was almost this exact same conversation
"the scarlet witch? didn't she used to, like, knock filing cabinets over onto the x-men?"

lol that actually rules

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:36

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Street Fighter is basically a live-action G.I. Joe that just happens to have M. Bison instead of Cobra Commander. It's great.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:38

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Joe Smith or whoever made a GI Joe movie that was about robots and Michael Bay made a transformers movie about wise-cracking soldiers with sci-fi tech.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:41

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

stephenthinkpad posted:

I am watching SNW in random episode order. Digging the human cast and Spock so far, they seem real characters and the over world is pretty live in.

That white alien crew member is however look very ugly and fake.

I got to say, an uber luxurious ship really enhance the viewing experience.

BTW, is this Spock the same Spock in TNC or this is an alternate timeline?

SNW is prime timeline. It's set like 6-8 years before TOS.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:49

billymumphrey: Mar 2, 2022

Sunk Dunk posted:

Of course I peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants it's the coolest!

Why am I not surprised you're lovingly quoting a movie about a middle aged man who hangs out with grade-schoolers...

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:56

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

With the MK vs SF movie, I think the behind the scenes stuff is the most interesting part of the SF movie.. JCVD doing mountains of coke and banging Kylie and thai ladyboys (I assume), while the incredibly wholesome and sad aspect that Raul Julia doing it as something for his kids before he dies :sigh:

MK has some pretty cool action scenes I recall, I was always more of a fan of the street fighter games but I had to admit the MK one was the better movie (for a preteen dork)

# ? Jul 3, 2022 05:58

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

That DICK! posted:

you probably couldnt go to it because you were too scared. that's fine. but don't bring that poo poo in here.

colonelwest posted:

One day when I was a young child my father took me to see Mortal Combat. But early in the movie when Scorpion showed up, I got very frightened and peed myself. My father walked me out of the theater horribly ashamed of me and the giant wet spot on my pants. When we got into the car, he told me that I would never be a real man and he wished he had a better son.

To this day I still immediately and violently void my bladder whenever I see even a single clip from that movie.

these are the kinds of top quality posts that keeps our audience coming back for more

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:02

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Ezra Miller (old) crime update :siren:

I didn't see this posted from thursday but lmao

The Article posted:

Few pop culture stories are more baffling than Ezra Miller�s current reign of apparent terror, which spans continents and threatens multiple billion-dollar film franchises. Following recent reports of alleged brainwashing and a farm full of guns (!!!), a new Variety piece explores additional accusations that occurred across Europe over the past two years.

The outlet published comments for the first time from the woman who Miller choked in a viral video from Iceland. Variety first spoke to this woman (who chose to remain anonymous) back in 2020, and she recently decided to go public with her comments.

She said that in the moments before the video, she had spoken with Miller about scars they�d gotten in a fight and joked, �[Just] so you know, I could take you in a fight,� before telling them to meet her in the smoking section in two minutes. �I think it�s just fun and games�but then it wasn�t. All of a sudden, [they�re] on top of me, choking me, still screaming in my face if I want to fight.�

When others attempted to intervene, Miller reportedly spit in their faces (disgusting regardless, but particularly troubling during the early days of COVID). A bartender who kicked Miller out that day said they had previously been a regular and was frequently asked to stop �lighting incense or candles� or �bringing in their own Bluetooth speaker and playing it super loud to overpower our music.�

Variety also spoke with a woman named Nadia, who had a consensual sexual encounter with Miller in 2020 and maintained a friendly texting relationship with them afterwards. Nadia says Miller surprised her with a visit in Berlin in February 2022, and their encounter quickly turned aggressive when she asked them not to smoke in her apartment.

The situation escalated and, in all honesty, reads like a conservative�s anti-�woke� fever dream. When Nadia asked them to leave, she said Miller called her �transphobic� and a �Nazi� and argued about which of them had more relatives die in the Holocaust.

Nadia said Miller also accused her of �triggering� them as a rape survivor and then accused her of assault. After she finally managed to expel Miller from the apartment, she said Miller accused Nadia of stealing their passport and money because they�d left their jacket behind.

Upsetting Miller stories are cropping up faster than anyone can wrap their heads around. (Rumors of a bar fight with Austin Butler are not true, according to TMZ.) A source told Variety Miller will be �privately [focusing] on their health and healing over the coming months,� so hopefully these incidents die down before someone else gets hurt or countries have to start closing their borders.

the fact that they just go places and start burning incense and setup a bluetooth speaker to crank their own tunes, just the cherry on the top of all this.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Iceland, Hawaii and now Japan. If you meet Ezra on an island, there's nowhere to run

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:27

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Ezra is going full street fighter. Can�t wait for them to tussle with a mutant in Brazil

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:29

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Ezra Miller played a very weird sex pervert in City Island (2009) in case anybody wants to watch a supervillain origin story.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:33

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Thanks but I think this is funnier if I just never see a thing with them in it

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:36

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Aren't there charges for their arrest? E.g. maybe concentrating on healing isn't the most important thing right now

# ? Jul 3, 2022 06:44

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Ezra Miller rules

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:06

Usu Kai Ken: Oct 2, 2021

I wonder if they have CTE or something if they were regularly getting in fights to the point of having noticeable scars even back in 2020

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:12

Eight-Six: Oct 26, 2007

MK had the johnny cage split-into-dick-punch, absolute crowd pleaser. still mark out if I see it happen

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:14

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Mortal Kombat announcer guy voice: Ezra Miller

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:16

colonelwest: Jun 30, 2018

�It�s Millerin Time!�

*Proceeds to beat up a random woman and then call her a transphobe

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:30

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Ezra Miller knocking out non-binary kids and extricating them using a Fulton Extraction to take them back to Mother Base where they will be trained to do supercrime.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:35

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

The Anime Liker posted:

Ezra Miller knocking out non-binary kids and extricating them using a Fulton Extraction to take them back to Mother Base where they will be trained to do supercrime.

Lmao god that was such an awesome game mechanic and one thing I wish was common in real life.

*attaches fulton device to a car I like* ~fwooooop~ mine now!

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:45

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

if ezra miller is a supervillain they're like the completely unhinged 70's cartoon type where they do stuff that makes no sense just to menace people
bringing incense candles and bluetooth speakers into the club and playing your own music to counter the club's music is the most hosed up and wizard-like behavior I've heard all week. I wouldn't even know what to say if somebody was doing that at my job where we don't play music or have patrons

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:56

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Regrettable posted:

SF sucks poo poo anytime Raul Julia isn't on-screen.

Gumball Rally was the same way. Not even Busey was fun.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 07:58

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ezra miller pulling into a gas station:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20&t=11s

# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:00

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

wait why did he drive up to the gas station then

# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:01

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Cubone posted:

ezra miller pulling into a gas station:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20&t=11s

im loving dying

you did it Cubone, you broke me

# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:20

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

priznat posted:

Lmao god that was such an awesome game mechanic and one thing I wish was common in real life.

*attaches fulton device to a car I like* ~fwooooop~ mine now!

*attaches fulton to balls* Alright, we're in for some fun here! Let's GOOOOOOOHHHH GOD, THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED! HELP! HEEEE^E^{^E}^{^{^L}}^{^{^{^L}}}^{^{^{^{^L}}}}^{^{^{^{^{^L}}}}}^{^{^{^{^{^{^L}}}}}}

# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:32

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Cubone posted:

if ezra miller is a supervillain they're like the completely unhinged 70's cartoon type where they do stuff that makes no sense just to menace people
bringing incense candles and bluetooth speakers into the club and playing your own music to counter the club's music is the most hosed up and wizard-like behavior I've heard all week. I wouldn't even know what to say if somebody was doing that at my job where we don't play music or have patrons

What you do? You beat them, thats what. Coming into my house playing your music, phah!, preposterous insult

E. NO AUTHORITIES ONLY FISTS. THE RULE OF FISTING

ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Jul 3, 2022

# ? Jul 3, 2022 08:34

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

AHH F/UGH posted:

wait why did he drive up to the gas station then

To politely ask for directions, he's the master of magnetism, not the master of mapnetism.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 09:49

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1541525134275760129

# ? Jul 3, 2022 11:44

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1541525134275760129

Oof I wanted to, I hated the first transformers, just not my cup of tea. And it looks like a fuckin masterpiece compared to the dogshit sequels.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 12:41

stephenthinkpad: Jan 2, 2020

Eza Miller posted:

argued about which of them had more relatives die in the Holocaust.

# ? Jul 3, 2022 13:25

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Oof I wanted to, I hated the first transformers, just not my cup of tea. And it looks like a fuckin masterpiece compared to the dogshit sequels.

I went to see it when it came out with a few friends and two of them walked out, I don�t think I�ve ever seen them leave any other film

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:05

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I went to see it when it came out with a few friends and two of them walked out, I don�t think I�ve ever seen them ~~leave any other film~~ again

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:17

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Imagine watching movies in this day and age. So cringe

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:19

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

I don't feel good laughing at a serial abuser of a person but goddam Ezra doing some loving power plays.

Traveling to a foreign country, crashing your one night stand's apartment, and yelling about the holocaust. No shame no regrets.

I'm deffo picturing them playing their own tracks at the club too. Their rendition of Hanukkah Oh Hanukah with Dan Fogler kinda slaps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t95J0aZ1Fug

e: this thing was initially released on a Harry Potter-themed christmas album and it's even more amazing in context. It's a ton of no-name background actors doing terrible maudlin christmas songs and then out of nowhere you get Dan Fogler belting out this jewish tenacious D rear end ballad.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jul 3, 2022

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:23

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

they�re actually a weirdo Nonce OP

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:27

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

they�re actually a weirdo Nonce OP

I hope that's Miller not Dan Fogler, I need that dude to be one of the few wholesome celebs

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:31

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 20:31

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

Quantum of Phallus posted:

they�re actually a weirdo Nonce OP

Yeah, what's with people making these "I know (celeb) is a horribly lovely person who's abused people physically/sexually/both, BUT" kinda posts lately ITT

At this point I'm just waiting for someone to pop in with some half-assed defense of R. Kelly

# ? Jul 3, 2022 14:32

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