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bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

stev posted:

Tataru should be a trust member in the next expac.

Tataru creates, she does not destroy

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redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
Finished EDF 5!!! I thought the bit about the EGG-SHAPED SHIPS!!!! was so loving funny. I love the goofy writing and quotes in these games.

Playing hitman 3 and it looks fantastic.

redreader fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jul 3, 2022

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

When is the last time you put a quarter / token on an arcade cabinet to show you had next?

For me, I was probably 16/17 years old and stepped up to a Killer Instinct cabinet at Fiesta Texas (theme park). Two older guys were playing and I proceeded to wipe the floor with them both a couple times each. I had been playing a ton of B Orchid at home on the SNES and was in top fighting shape. Felt good man.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Finished playing Draugen: At the end of the game the main character just goes "well, I'm going to embrace my insanity and go on wacky adventures with my imaginary girlfriend"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
FF14:

The level 20 THM quest is a bunch of bullshit
Don't set up a fight around me doing crowd control then have all the mobs resist my sodding sleep spells :argh:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



how do people know which quarter is which

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

how do people know which quarter is which

Look at this guy who doesn't have custom quarters with their face on the heads side

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

how do people know which quarter is which

You know how many you used and how many you put down, and you obnoxiously remind everyone all the time. It was probably 1990 when I last did it.

giogadi
Oct 27, 2009

neato burrito posted:

When is the last time you put a quarter / token on an arcade cabinet to show you had next?

For me, I was probably 16/17 years old and stepped up to a Killer Instinct cabinet at Fiesta Texas (theme park). Two older guys were playing and I proceeded to wipe the floor with them both a couple times each. I had been playing a ton of B Orchid at home on the SNES and was in top fighting shape. Felt good man.

Last time I did this was literally at the same arcade, to play DDR Max 2. I remember picking Matsuri Japan because I knew it at home, but the metal pads were way different from my foam pad at the house and I failed

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

I don't think I've ever put a quarter in an arcade machine. As a kid it was places with tokens and mostly ticket games and since its been point cards or just charging a door fee for machines set to free play.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
FF14:

I just finished a cool interlude in the MSQ where you're sent to a village and find out someone is colluding with the enemy and over the course of a few quests you're presernted with a few suspects, follow some red herrings until finally exposing the culprit (who turned out to be the racist dude I met earlier!). I know people have said that ARR is mostly a bunch of unconnected vignettes so if they means little stories like this with your Scion buds around as a framing device then I'm very down. Also er, I think I'm gonna have to fight Ifrit soon :ohdear: In other news the Gladiator's Guild finally got interesting cause it turns out the whole storyline is just messy Love Island drama and I live for messy Love Island drama. And Cocobusi is very much not ok :(

I won my first chocobo race :toot:

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


Managed to take out DeRosa in Bravely Default, but by god it was tedious. Ended up in a fight in the ocean afterwards and got my rear end handed to me in a random encounter. Maybe I'm underleveled? I put the game down to Easy because I just want to have fun and enjoy the story drat it.

Also I'm playing Conquest with the Hoshido Recruitment Mod and drat is this kind of weird. A lot of the meta completely gets rewritten and it's very much uncharted territory here.

Mr. Trampoline
May 16, 2010

Rarity posted:

FF14:

The level 20 THM quest is a bunch of bullshit
Don't set up a fight around me doing crowd control then have all the mobs resist my sodding sleep spells :argh:

Yeaaaaaah you can just take Sleep off your hot bars right now, it is useless

I could almost say the same thing for WHM's Repose but you will need it exactly one time for a quest at level 80

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I looked at all of my unplayed games again and decided to boot up void bastards. It's a ton more forgiving than normal roguelikes: you keep literally everything including items on death, so anything you earn or pick up (I think?) gets carried over, as well as all permanent upgrades. It's pretty fun so far!

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

how do people know which quarter is which

this is the part that always confused me as someone who did not have access to arcades while they were still a thing

Obligatum VII
May 5, 2014

Haunting you until no 8 arrives.

Looper posted:

as someone who easily gets stressed out and flustered playing online multiplayer, I'm glad ff14 keeps the training wheels on

to be clear, I have no issue with the dungeons being this way. Savage stuff is right there (and a real blast if you can find a consistent static that you gel with. Less so if you have to do PF, but some people seem to like that anyways and make it work). It's just kind of important, I think, to set expectations for why playing a healer seems to be so intensely boring in other content. Which is because it has to be by design. People can develop a lot of weird and misguided notions of how healers "should" be or how content should be designed based around only experiencing dungeon content as a healer.

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010

Walla posted:

Also I'm playing Conquest with the Hoshido Recruitment Mod and drat is this kind of weird. A lot of the meta completely gets rewritten and it's very much uncharted territory here.

How’s that play? Hoshido has so many weird/mediocre units compared to Conquest, it feels real easy to end up with a bunch of losers at endgame.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wasn't there a game that had two conflicting achievements? One for getting ALL the achievements and one for getting ALL the achievements EXCEPT for the All The Achievements Achievement? :allears:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The new remaster of The Stanley Parable has an achievement for not playing the game for 10 years and for a bit after release, the developer would post fake easter eggs on Twitter to tempt people to check and reset their countdown

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Stanley Parable still owns a lot, Ultra Deluxe was a great time

I'm playing Oblivion again and it also is still cool and good

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1543767354525396992?s=20&t=ZY7BWOpeySxy-3PwAFd1yw

Wake up, new Ouya just dropped

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jerusalem posted:

Wasn't there a game that had two conflicting achievements? One for getting ALL the achievements and one for getting ALL the achievements EXCEPT for the All The Achievements Achievement? :allears:

If there was, it was probably on Steam, I don’t think MS or Sony would approve that

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Wasn't there a game that had two conflicting achievements? One for getting ALL the achievements and one for getting ALL the achievements EXCEPT for the All The Achievements Achievement? :allears:

Wouldn’t you get both at the same time

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jay Rust posted:

Wouldn’t you get both at the same time

The way I wrote it creates a paradox so I must have remembered it wrong, but from memory it was something where one achievement would "unachieve" the other - maybe it was something like "Complete 99% of the game only" and "complete 100% of the game" or something like that?

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
Tataru is the best :3:

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Whizzing Wizard posted:

this is the part that always confused me as someone who did not have access to arcades while they were still a thing

You just notice how many are ahead of yours when you put yours up and keep track as the queue progresses and quarters get used up till yours is up next. There's usually like 3 or 4 max.

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


Last Celebration posted:

How’s that play? Hoshido has so many weird/mediocre units compared to Conquest, it feels real easy to end up with a bunch of losers at endgame.

Right now I'm about to do Chapter 10 and it almost plays like a different game. The levels and bases of several characters have been altered so it's just not a 1-1 swap. Sakura and her retainers replace Elise's group, Hinata and Oboro join in 8 and you get Hayato in 9. Oboro and Hinata have their levels lowered to 8 but their bases are untouched and they have D weapon ranks with iron Hoshidan weapons, so Hinata is actually slightly better than Hana at an equal level. Also Hinoka starts promoted with an enemy only Nagayari locked to her inventory. It's weird.

I doubt you could lock yourself into a losing situation because Silas still exists and Ryoma and Rajinto can still solo the game. poo poo, you get Scarlet instead of Gunter!

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


ColdPie posted:

You just notice how many are ahead of yours when you put yours up and keep track as the queue progresses and quarters get used up till yours is up next. There's usually like 3 or 4 max.

Plus, most kids are pretty decent about knowing who's next and letting them know.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Finished Apollo Justice. That was definitely an ending. Feels like there was absolutely no reason for things to happen the way they did.


Also the timeline poo poo is weird since there are things Phoenix can't solve in the past without knowing what they are in a present. Just some odd inconsistencies that worsened the experience IMO.

So much of the game didn't have to happen. If Zak had just given Phoenix the original paper then this could have all been avoided.

Honestly, so much of the game's story had me thinking "ok, so what?" like, why does this matter, and why does the jurist system only matter once I get to an arbitrary point where the game brings it up? The Judge ignores it when you mess up and just gives a guilty verdict and idk how else to put it other than just "meh." I know there were complaints about Apollo basically being second fiddle in his own game to Phoenix's machinations but worse than that IMO is that we don't even know what Phoenix is doing until the very end and what he ends up doing either doesn't make sense logically or felt like it was mystery for mystery's sake.



So yeah I guess my review on the plot itself is "meh/10" but Apollo is definitely good in spite of it. I have heard later games make better use of him so I look forward to that since I've got Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice on the 3DS from a recent sale. Idk how good either game is but I figure they were $5 each so probably worth it at that price.

Jay Rust posted:

idk I'm still gonna blame the devs for those

I'm thinking about the really awful steam achievements for Ys 1 and 2 now. Each achievement has unique custom artwork relevant to the achievement. Ys 1 and 2 has you bumping into enemies to fight them. You can also learn information about enemies this way. Ys 1 has an escort mission in it where you escort a jailed woman back to her home and Ys 2 has an escort mission where you guide a little boy back to his home. There are achievements tied to "measuring" both of them and an extra one for being invisible while "measuring" the woman. Way to go Ys 1 & 2 for managing to have the creepiest/worst achievements I can think of while being a game I actually like.



SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

neato burrito posted:

When is the last time you put a quarter / token on an arcade cabinet to show you had next?


Does setting a cup full of tokens on the killer queen setup to indicate "consider this free play as long as I'm here" count?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



lol the story mode of DNF Duel is real pointless. I guess maybe it would have more meaning to DNF players?

I just needed to do it to unlock a character, i guess the real DNF Duel begins now

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

lol the story mode of DNF Duel is real pointless. I guess maybe it would have more meaning to DNF players?

I just needed to do it to unlock a character, i guess the real DNF Duel begins now

What's the story mode? DNF has a bonkers story that more or less amounts to an incredibly powerful magical immortal lady is super angry about the destruction of Earth and is trying to bring it back through the deaths of other powerful immortals. The immortals are all attracted to the last remaining fragment of Earth, a large space rock containing the remains of New York City, and this space rock has generally drifted through the universe picking up hitchhiking immortals by accident, with its current location being the two interconnected worlds of Arad, a land of magic of swords and sorcery, and Empyrean, an empire of machinery.

e: There's more to it, like Arad's pugilistic empire, the holy church, the evil royal capital that's always starting poo poo, the northern mountain tribes, and the dark elves, while Empyrean's dealing with its mainland spats between the criminal outskirts that are run by the kartel, the royal empyrean city and its military, the various seafolk pirates attacking the Empyrean sea train, and the Empyrean navy that's been trying to fight off and defend their power plants from an immortal that keeps feeding on the generated power.

That's not even getting into the dragon king who used to be a tyrannical ruler over Empyrean and whose tower currently connects Arad to Empyrean, the giant whale whose body is home to a temple worshipping it and whose worshippers are dealing with an immortal psychic octopus who is basically clinging to the whale for dear life and going "why am I on a giant whale wtf I just want to be in the ocean where the gently caress am I," the numerous rifts in spacetime leading to parallel dimensions, the tower that is a rocket belonging to some survivors of Earth who are trying to stop the recreation of Earth because it'd cause a whole fuckton of issues involving the extinction of almost everyone else, the tower connecting Empyrean to New York that is managed by the immortal inventor who built a whole fuckton of robots, and the magical society of New York which is populated by gangs of undying mages from the Bronx, the various mages of Brooklyn and Central Park who were sent out to protect New York, and the massive population of furries that spawned as a result of all of the magic that infected New York after Earth exploded so now all the furries are running their own gangs in the streets, the forests leading into central park, the desert ruins outside, and even running the various casinos and hotels that are also dungeons for whatever reason (the reason is because it's cool)


I don't know if the plot has actually progressed from there since Dungeon Fighter had a tendency to just do stuff like "hey, all the plot from before doesn't matter now and is now in a parallel universe, let's reboot the plot"

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jul 4, 2022

Mzbundifund
Nov 5, 2011

I'm afraid so.
DNF = Duke Nukem Forever

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
duck nuckem

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

FirstAidKite posted:

Finished Apollo Justice. That was definitely an ending. Feels like there was absolutely no reason for things to happen the way they did.

I know there's a lot of bullshit in this series, but AJ's last case is some real bullshit.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

the story mode of DNF duel involves your chosen character fighting a series of other adventurers collecting "Will" and activating portals which are called Wonders and eventually you end up in the Gate which is like the center of the fragmented universe or something and a nice angel lady says thank you for the Will i'm not going to use it to do what i told you earlier, i'm going to summon "Him" which i can only assume refers to God or something, but she actually ends up summoning the Lost Warrior, who is apparently an NPC from a very old DFO quest, and has bullshit teleportation magic. he kills the angel, then you beat him and he disintegrates and the Will goes out and spreads through the Wonders and nothing more is explained, go beat people up with the boss character you just unlocked

the wonder has called upon new seeds

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
FF14:

Oh gently caress our ambush on the Amal'jaa went title up cause of that fucker Ungust and we got captured and THEY SUMMONED IFRIT AAAAAAAAAA :supaburn: and he put the whammy on me but my whammy outwhammied his whammy and then we fought and motherfucker I killed Ifrit with arrows to the face :black101: But now Thancred's all sad that he wasn't around to help which is A Concern and all those people Ifrit whammied are being murdered and that's not cool :smith:

OK except maybe Ungust. gently caress you, dude

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Kerrzhe posted:

the story mode of DNF duel involves your chosen character fighting a series of other adventurers collecting "Will" and activating portals which are called Wonders and eventually you end up in the Gate which is like the center of the fragmented universe or something and a nice angel lady says thank you for the Will i'm not going to use it to do what i told you earlier, i'm going to summon "Him" which i can only assume refers to God or something, but she actually ends up summoning the Lost Warrior, who is apparently an NPC from a very old DFO quest, and has bullshit teleportation magic. he kills the angel, then you beat him and he disintegrates and the Will goes out and spreads through the Wonders and nothing more is explained, go beat people up with the boss character you just unlocked

the wonder has called upon new seeds

Oh poo poo ok yeah I can explain that poo poo. First though, lemme ask this.

Was the angel named Hilder?

If so, yeah this is all what that means.

Hilder has been wanting to revive her home of New York through the manipulation of the dungeon fighters into killing the other apostles. She's also doing this to try and summon a specific apostle she digs and wants to hang out with and I think maybe doesn't need to kill but I don't remember, not sure, but their name is Cain. Lost Warrior is an aspect of another being called Carloso. Carloso basically is the reason the world is the way it is. Idk the specifics but essentially he is like a deity who was split up into several several several different versions of himself splintered and scattered across all of reality and its many parallel dimensions, universes, timelines, etc. Every time a fragment meets another fragment, it basically nukes the surrounding area with reality-bending magic that can do things like rip holes in spacetime, alter timelines, rearrange the world, just outright remake the place, and so on and so forth.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Oh poo poo ok yeah I can explain that poo poo. First though, lemme ask this.

Was the angel named Hilder?

If so, yeah this is all what that means.

no, her name is Nemyr.

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Kerrzhe posted:

no, her name is Nemyr.

Oh poo poo. In that case uhhh

She succeeded at what she wanted to do. She's a deity who has been chasing down the various splinters of Carloso and she did so by creating versions of herself in every timeline and universe in the form of the Knight class. Carloso is the will so the Lost Warrior is just another part of the will and beating him up probably just means he has been absorbed into the greater Carloso force.

I'm sure Nemyr will be fine. Nobody seems to stay dead for long in DFO before the creators decide to reboot the universe again or adding in another dimensional vortex to let in everyone's favorite dead characters.

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