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Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
The capitalist compromise would be to give the buyer the option to buy it or burn it and donate to appropriate charities on the same page. Choice is what the people want maybe.

edit: i do not condone this idea btw
editedit: except just burn it and donate to charity part

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
As a compromise between those who want to purchase it for good reasons and those who want to purchase it for bad reasons we should burn the nazi uniform but also make sure a Nazi is wearing it at the time.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

People at work have been talking about minions and it makes me want to die

Thanks for listening to my story

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Breetai posted:

As a compromise between those who want to purchase it for good reasons and those who want to purchase it for bad reasons we should burn the nazi uniform but also make sure a Minion is wearing it at the time.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

steinrokkan posted:

People at work have been talking about minions and it makes me want to die

Thanks for listening to my story

I would love to dropkick a minion.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Angry Salami posted:

I can understand the sort of person who wants a real Nazi uniform. They're a horrible shithead, but I understand them.

Who's shelling out money so they can be the guy who owns Hitler's fork?!

But I could gently caress around in all sorts of ways with Hitler's fork. It's way more useful than a Nazi uniform.

Especially if the money goes to a guy that looted it, or his family, or someone else that bought it to do dumb things with.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Personally I want hitler's canoe

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Brawnfire posted:

Personally I want hitler's canoe

That's a paddlin'.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ghost emoji posted:

I would love to dropkick a minion.

They are pretty much football shaped, aren't they?

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1544025147694321667

:911:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Zamujasa posted:

if i had endless money i'd buy the jacket just so that i could record it being tossed into a nice big bonfire, then i'd resell the ashes. it's what it deserves

If I had endless money I would steal the jacket and then send them a picture of me burning the money I didn’t pay them

I would also burn the jacket

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

christmas boots posted:

If I had endless money I would steal the jacket and then send them a picture of me burning the money I didn’t pay them

I would also burn the jacket

Shoot the guy who has it, burn the jacket, spend infinite money on legal fees :hmmyes:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
gently caress, Marry, Kill:

Nazi
Nazi Jacket
Infinite Money

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


christmas boots posted:

gently caress, Marry, Kill:

Nazi
Nazi Jacket
Infinite Money

Are the Nazis from Illinois?

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Barudak posted:

Ive been that person.

Its... fun. Fun fun fun.

Hey I know this was many pages back but im gonna need the story behind this, tia~

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
This is just a silly one but I drove past a funeral home yesterday that had a sign saying
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
DRIVE SAFELY
and thought that was kind of bad for business.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

run on sentience posted:

This is just a silly one but I drove past a funeral home yesterday that had a sign saying
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
DRIVE SAFELY
and thought that was kind of bad for business.
Good for business really. Dying is a zero sum game. Would you rather have a holiday rush or a nice constant trickle? Cause the people are gonna die either way.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Also dead people don’t buy funerals. Someone’s gotta stay alive to fork over the money.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Also dead people don’t buy funerals. Someone’s gotta stay alive to fork over the money.

happy people buy funerals, depressed people buy urns

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

run on sentience posted:

This is just a silly one but I drove past a funeral home yesterday that had a sign saying
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
DRIVE SAFELY
and thought that was kind of bad for business.

Reverse psychology

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Brawnfire posted:

Personally I want hitler's canoe

The Russians burned it along with the rest of his body

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Phy posted:

The Russians burned it along with the rest of his body

Huh, and I thought you couldnt have your kayak and heat it.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

Oh...

Oh no.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



No loving way is that real. No one is that dumb.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


lol

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
Lol

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I'll take "anagrams that never occurred to me" for $500, Alex.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
On the one hand, I don't think the Bad Reading is at all obvious or intuitive.

On the other hand... I think the correct reading is even less intuitive, so people will stare at it trying to figure out what it's even supposed to say, and if they don't spot the bottom text they will probably arrive at the Bad Reading before the correct one.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I definitely didn’t read it that way before you guys said anything but I sure can’t I unsee it now!

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Zil posted:

No loving way is that real. No one is that dumb.

I assure you not only is everyone involved that ignorant, but probably white, too!

run on sentience posted:

This is just a silly one but I drove past a funeral home yesterday that had a sign saying
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
DRIVE SAFELY
and thought that was kind of bad for business.

AN OPEN CASKET?
DIE GRACEFULLY




BURMA SHAVE

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

the holy poopacy posted:

On the one hand, I don't think the Bad Reading is at all obvious or intuitive.

On the other hand... I think the correct reading is even less intuitive, so people will stare at it trying to figure out what it's even supposed to say, and if they don't spot the bottom text they will probably arrive at the Bad Reading before the correct one.

i read ginger immediately but then remembered what thread i was in

i can't unsee either now, frankly

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mactheknife posted:

i read ginger immediately but then remembered what thread i was in

i can't unsee either now, frankly

I had to squint at it and figured it was meant to say ginger just before noticing the readable version at the bottom.

But English is left to right and top to bottom. If the first letter you see is 'n' you're pretty much riding that train to the destination.

It's an astonishingly bad logo.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Now the letters are floating around, arranging themselves into enraged slurs that aren't even anagrams, the letters shift form to abuse the reader

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

*Elrond nods* I know these runes. These are ancient glyphs of ignorance, the writing of the lost racists of old. They can only be seen in the light reflected off a caucasian face

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Brawnfire posted:

*Elrond nods* I know these runes. These are ancient glyphs of ignorance, the writing of the lost racists of old. They can only be seen in the light reflected off a caucasian face

You think Gandalf the White couldnt see them immediately?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh good, I prefer fart free water

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