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knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

It'd be wild if Nashville plowed through ORL and RBNY and if SKC beats Sacramento in the open cup. Would be a cool final to see NSH and SKC after their game last week in the main conference.

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

just sitting out here dreaming about a nashville vs kansas city cup final

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Counterpoint: gently caress KC

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

Reports say that the 2023 All-Star Game will be held at Audi Field.

Confirmed. Nothing about the opponent though (wouldn't be surprised if they keep going with LigaMX All-Stars).

Also, Minnesota gave Adrian Heath a contract extension for some reason.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

knuthgrush posted:

It'd be wild if Nashville plowed through ORL and RBNY and if SKC beats Sacramento in the open cup. Would be a cool final to see NSH and SKC after their game last week in the main conference.

Or much better would be Sacramento and NY making it to the final, with Sacramento winning so RBNY keep up their tradition of never winning a cup.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

binge crotching posted:

Or much better would be Sacramento and NY making it to the final, with Sacramento winning so RBNY keep up their tradition of never winning a cup.

Yes but skc instead of sac

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
N: Cincinnati have won their 7th match this season, their most ever.

V: Pat Noonan is shoe-in for the Sigi Schmid Award, right?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe wait until they're assured to not get a 4th straight Wooden Spoon first.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/tombogert/status/1540709056880381958

the not a DP part is interesting

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Congratulations Galaxy, you're no longer the retirement home team in LA

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

They're probably just going to cover his multiple golf memberships. A team charter up to Pebble 3 days a week probably costs more than a DP salary anyway.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


imagining bale and chiellini away at saprissa and doing a small lol to myself

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

G-Hawk posted:

the not a DP part is interesting

It is, sounds like more accounting shenanigans like Miami was doing.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/tombogert/status/1540709425559764992

TAM makes sense.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

LAFC suddenly look like MLS cup favorites (in so much as there is one with the playoff format). They're top of the league, Chileni is old as poo poo but I can't see him hurting, and I don't think Bale is totally washed. Curious to see if anyone else adds anything substantial this summer.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

gently caress Chivas, but that is a great signing if it's only a TAM deal.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

whypick1 posted:

Congratulations Galaxy, you're no longer the retirement home team in LA

:pusheen:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

G-Hawk posted:

LAFC suddenly look like MLS cup favorites (in so much as there is one with the playoff format). They're top of the league, Chileni is old as poo poo but I can't see him hurting, and I don't think Bale is totally washed. Curious to see if anyone else adds anything substantial this summer.

Which will make it all the more delicious when the Rapids kick them out of the playoffs again. :twisted:

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


whypick1 posted:

Congratulations Galaxy, you're no longer the retirement home team in LA

Hate LAFC but we gave our third DP slot to Douglas Costa, who has spent the majority of this season not playing at all while collecting 5 a million dollar a year salary lol

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




A Philly trainer got a red card after fighting with a NYC player


That's new


https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/philadelphia-union-trainer-paul-rushing-sent-off-after-altercation-with-nycfc-pl


Rushing pushed Acevado away from the injured Union dude, Castellanos had to get his two cents in, Rushing wanted a piece of Castellanos and fight

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jun 27, 2022

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/MichaelSingh94/status/1541521850710253571
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

whypick1 posted:

Maybe wait until they're assured to not get a 4th straight Wooden Spoon first.

:toxx: If FC Cincinnati are awarded the Wooden Spoon for the 2022 season based purely on on-the-field conduct (i.e. no points deductions for disciplinary reasons), I will resign as an IK for the gambling subforum. :toxx:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
MLS teams without a hat trick:

Austin (2nd season)
Charlotte (1st season)
Portland (12th season)

One of these things is not like the other...

(And for those of you wondering: Chivas 2, Miami 1.0 6, Tampa 5)

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jun 30, 2022

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


The first TImbers hatty is gonna be awarded to Owen Goal.

This was fun
https://twitter.com/desplesda/status/1542370378160697344

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Some more MLS-LigaMX friendlies got added:

FC Cincinnati vs. Chivas of Guadalajara - Sept. 21 - TQL Stadium, Cincinnati, OH
Nashville SC vs. Club América - Sept. 21 - GEODIS Park, Nashville, TN
Real Salt Lake vs. Atlas FC - Sept. 22 - Rio Tinto Stadium, Sandy, UT

That selection of MLS teams seems awfully random so I'm going to assume it's solely because they had no mid-week match and an available stadium.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


:stare:

https://twitter.com/MichaelSingh94/status/1544400527689138177

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Let no one say that TFC's front office don't know their audience.

I don't THINK Criscito will be enough of a boost to their defense (which seems like the actual problem) for them to turn the season around but it sure is fun to watch them try.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1544441842351104000?t=XA6PkUfKrshcOPow7sl4-g&s=19

Who gives a poo poo about defence when we're scoring 4-5 a game :getin:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

uh, about that…

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Drunk Canuck posted:

Who gives a poo poo about defence when we're scoring 4-5 a game :getin:

You may want to sit down for this.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

he's going to set up goals, it's Jesus's job to score them

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Jesse Lingard has been approached by a couple MLS teams.

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/soccer-transfers/story/4695325/jesse-lingard-approached-by-mls-clubs-for-ground-breaking-deals-sources

One's gotta be LAFC.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Drunk Canuck posted:

Who gives a poo poo about defence when we're scoring 4-5 a game :getin:

You're not scoring 4-5 goals a game any time soon

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
https://twitter.com/capcitysc/status/1544726392289509376?s=21&t=xe4aqC3vzpcLrQbj6eSxCA

Austin signing this guy looks to mean that Cecilio is gone forever. Also moves Fagundez off the right side and back to where he was at the start of the year.

This is assuming he plays, no clue how long it takes a dude to start producing and playing after a transfer like this.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
He's already used to losing to Seattle, should fit in nicely :haw:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Can’t wait to see Insigne looking like the Michelin man on his debut. That mfer is gonna be wider than he is tall by the time he retires. Which to be fair won’t take a lot!!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I know this is 99.999999% bullshit because of the source, but I really want to see this happen for all the lols:

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1545358940258566147

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'd like to inform this thread that the Striker Texas, a soccer news website that I've been subscribed to since its founding, is going national. They've expanded first to southern California, and more areas are coming soon.

JerryRudd
Apr 17, 2002

Power of the Pornstache

Edward Mass posted:

I'd like to inform this thread that the Striker Texas, a soccer news website that I've been subscribed to since its founding, is going national. They've expanded first to southern California, and more areas are coming soon.

I like Striker a lot, a guy in the local Spurs (Tottenham, not SA) supporter group talked them up a bunch. Glad to see they are doing well enough to expand.

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

whypick1 posted:

I know this is 99.999999% bullshit because of the source, but I really want to see this happen for all the lols:

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1545358940258566147

What a waste of money that would be. gently caress off rooney

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