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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Buddykins posted:

lol weed is not my drug of choice

look forward to having the blood pressure of someone 30 years older than you and overweight

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

jfc he’s that office drone

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Sherbert Hoover posted:

why does nyc always elect these absolute ghouls

for a city that constantly shits on the provincials they sure loving suck

its the beautiful gems underneath nyc

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

Sherbert Hoover posted:

why does nyc always elect these absolute ghouls

for a city that constantly shits on the provincials they sure loving suck

The dem primary was split multiple ways and I guess everyone was awful

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/100YearsAgoNews/status/1544442688464109568

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Wait the Philly police commissioners name is Danielle Outlaw??

hahahaha

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

they could have at least not have the brain damaged cop

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1319466774643970048

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Bobby Crimo III

Danielle Outlaw

Matty Calamari

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Yanggang ftw

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

Buddykins posted:

its the beautiful gems underneath nyc

this is what hes talking about btw

he heard it about 2 decades ago and his dumbass brain doesn't remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMar9ZTlqwc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/100YearsAgoNews/status/1544442688464109568

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/chump_dick/status/1544297831774662661

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

danielle outlaw sounds so loving badass

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


petit choux posted:

He landed his helicopter on her garden or something, IIRC

These euphemisms are getting really tenuous

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
R. Danielle Outlvaw

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/oldTrumpTweetz/status/1539689213188362240

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
There was an old joke I heard that I was pops into my head. I think it was framed as an anti-semitic joke when I first heard it, but separated from that it's still funny.

It was originally about a son asking a father for money but herein I retell it with the flavor of the day.

Joe Biden promises the voters $2,000, when it comes time to collect Joe Biden says $2,000? What do you need $1,400 for? What could you even buy for $600?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

did we ever learn what the heck is going on here

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

mika brzezinski was at the cocktail party with blood pouring out of her from a facelift, a thing that definitely happens

Well it would have if our courageous leader had not said "NO!"

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

he died doing what he loved best, wasting astronomical amounts of fuel to entertain militaristic imbeciles that believe global warming is a chinese hoax to hurt american businesses :patriot:

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

tenderjerk posted:

did we ever learn what the heck is going on here

william is nothing if not modest

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Thoatse posted:

he died doing what he loved best, wasting astronomical amounts of fuel to entertain militaristic imbeciles that believe global warming is a chinese hoax to hurt american businesses :patriot:

Noob Saibot
Jan 29, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Wait….is this a real book?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mass-shooting-at-fourth-of-july-parade-in-highland-park-il-suspect-in-custody.603795/page-13#post-89538009

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i think america should just be honest with itself and admit bin laden cucked 'em. all this machoism isn't fooling anyone. cringe-worthy divorced dad energy here.

lpzie

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

looks like it https://www.amazon.com/Came-Something-Awful-Accidentally-Donald/dp/1250189748/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=7799c6ab-9eda-44f1-9c6a-0960d2c48b17

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/1544458320114860033

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
had a nightmare where jeb! said warm kiss again

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sherbert Hoover posted:

william is nothing if not modest

for america and all the beautiful things

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

smarxist posted:

lol the last day of his presidency where she finished a walk off a plane and just yanked away from him as photos started like "this shits over"

That happened? I don't recall her ever being anything but totally owned like a slave. He slapped his thigh to make her come get in the car that one time. Like a DOG!

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, Hillary did it again.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

when he went to houston after a hurricane and they gave him a box to load into a pickup truck for a photo op and instead of putting it in the truck bed he handed it through the window to the driver

Lost to time like expired fish delites in the dumpster

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
oh sick my EEAAO 4k dvd is arriving today

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Good Citizen posted:

oh sick my EEAAO 4k dvd is arriving today

hell yeah mine just showed up

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

yeah dude was/is a goon i think. he did interviews w npr and poo poo when it came out

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tenderjerk posted:

did we ever learn what the heck is going on here

William may very well be the horniest man to ever be inside the White House, which is impressive

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trildo

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the lovely lovers who said some very untrue and nasty things about your president

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