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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




America is going great

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



that poo poo is actually hilarious
https://twitter.com/lets_go_wild/status/1544417545255632902

would they prefer guilotienes?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1544529818913579011

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
it was a pretty spicy 4th in minneapolis
https://twitter.com/david_schuman/status/1544502968933826566

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Jet Jaguar posted:

Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1544529818913579011

C'mon, that wasn't that ba... :stare:

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Dipshits didn’t even wait till night. You can see poo poo with that much light out.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

Jet Jaguar posted:

Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1544529818913579011

lol how are we supposed to trust idiots like this with guns

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

lol how are we supposed to trust idiots like this with guns

You really, really shouldn't.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

It's was a loving wild 4th in Minnesota.

Here's a longer version of that video https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/vs2a3j/downtown_last_night/

https://www.kare11.com/embeds/video/responsive/89-46ddcf2b-6594-49ce-902b-d6af2a8a9fe5
https://www.kare11.com/article/news...74-84b23399caaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPfJwfvLNQ

Somebody burned down their boat:


An 18 year old died from fireworks injuries. https://www.fox9.com/news/brooklyn-park-fireworks-accident-turns-fatal

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



KoRMaK posted:

that poo poo is actually hilarious
https://twitter.com/lets_go_wild/status/1544417545255632902

would they prefer guilotienes?

Oh poo poo I didn't know the context, that's loving incredible.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Rad as hell

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

How in the hell did they get the lead line through a pipe that clogged in the first place? :psyduck:

tiny boat

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Dark lol that Fox cant make a big deal about bunch of kids shooting fireworks at rich people because a chud shot real ammo at people the same day. Any other day this would have been in their news cycle with "leftists have declared war on common people!!!"-type headline

edit:sorry for semi-political take, I thought Im in the trump thread

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Alchemist posted:

Dark lol that Fox cant make a big deal about bunch of kids shooting fireworks at rich people because a chud shot real ammo at people the same day. Any other day this would have been in their news cycle with "leftists have declared war on common people!!!"-type headline

You underestimate the number of days on which America has mass shootings.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Jet Jaguar posted:

Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1544529818913579011

Took me a second viewing to realise why this was so mad. The first firework hit the massive pile of fireworks they had cleverly put a few feet away next to a car. Because cars are famously inflammable.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Bertha the Toaster posted:

Took me a second viewing to realise why this was so mad. The first firework hit the massive pile of fireworks they had cleverly put a few feet away next to a car. Because cars are famously inflammable.

Inflammable is one of favourite words because of the ambiguity it now creates

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009
:cripes:

Its not like I don't know either.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Apologies for Comic Sans

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Perestroika posted:

Apologies for Comic Sans



lol at the earbuds in there. Multiple things went wrong here.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Bring back manufacturing jobs!

Manufacturing jobs:

https://i.imgur.com/NmNNP9C.mp4

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Erwin posted:

They did WHAT?


Oh yeah let me just pop this out quick so we can really get in there with a scoop. While we’re at it let’s run it through one of those golf ball cleaners with the handle that goes up and down to get the gunk off.

They popped out my eyes when I was an infant to fix my cross eye issue. I was under anesthesia but my parents watched.

Erwin
Feb 17, 2006

Arivia posted:

my parents watched

They did WHAT?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Erwin posted:

They did WHAT?

Yeah that's a definite :eyepop:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Is it common for coroners to just be like: "Let's just pop these bad boys out and see what we can find behind them" during an autopsy?

They take your brain out so even if they don’t pop the eye out they have access to the back of it

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
PSA: wear your gear

https://i.imgur.com/mnZJQSh.mp4

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Scratch Monkey posted:

They take your brain out so even if they don’t pop the eye out they have access to the back of it

Right, you wouldn't want some useless brain getting into the canopic jars accidentally.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

SimonSays posted:

Right, you wouldn't want some useless brain getting into the canopic jars accidentally.

Not useless, perfectly normal. Her name was Abby.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

raggedphoto posted:

I was chatting with an older rancher years back and he was telling me that he started going blind at random moments which was bad for many reasons but he flew a duster and didn't want to lose his pilot's license. Doctors popped out one his eyes and found lots of hay stuck behind his eyes, cleaned them out and he was good to go after.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I worked in ophthalmology for like a decade and while the rancher with the hay sounds pretty suspect, I will absolutely confirm that you can totally get foreign objects stuck around your eyes with no ill effects. May I remind you of the woman who had 27 contact lenses under her eyelid for years? https://www.aop.org.uk/ot/science-and-vision/research/2017/07/14/uk-surgeon-finds-27-missing-contact-lenses-in-womans-eye

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
So is the hair behind my eyeball touching the brain? This is getting more concerning with each post

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

SimonSays posted:

Right, you wouldn't want some useless brain getting into the canopic jars accidentally.

As long as they leave the heart so I can correctly address each of the forty-two Assessors of Maat and have it weighed against a feather I'll be fine with it.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

The Alchemist posted:

So is the hair behind my eyeball touching the brain? This is getting more concerning with each post

I wouldn't worry until the intrusive thoughts about hair start to interfere with your daily life

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
That feel when you realize that the bags under your eyes arent old age and lovely lifestyle, it's actually contact lenses and other crap you have lost

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I don't "lose" contacts. I "save" them.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
mods please rename me as Eyeball Chipmunk

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Jet Jaguar posted:

Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1544529818913579011

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Mad Magazine had it's moments, and Al Jaffee was responsible for like third of those

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Getting the eye to come out of the socket is done with anesthesia.

I have a 'lazy eye' that was going to be corrected by numbing the adductor muscles; when they relax with the eyelids retracted, it just kinda...eases out; the plan was to put a fold in the one outer adductor muscle to even up the tension.

I was ten years old, and they finally nixed it because, apparently, the issue can self-correct...which would result in the eye swinging the other way after surgery, and they weren't sure that that could be corrected. So I still have it.

It's actually a great way for me to know when I'm getting too tired to drive: my left eye rolls up & to the right.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Did they check the back of your eye for gamer gunk? Sometimes a simple air duster takes care of it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some questions for me to hound my optometrist dad with.

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Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

By popular demand posted:

Some questions for me to hound my optometrist dad with.

Well if the question is "Which is better, 1, or 2?" that's fine, but ophthalmologists do the eyeball retractions

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