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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

This is just a club sandwich where every layer is tomato sauce and melted cheese. And that's fine, because club sandwiches are loving awesome

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/HeathcliffBot/status/1544365576742731776?t=j8BpxtlRbhwieOzYKCkpDg&s=19

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

this is just good clean fun

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

yesssss

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

green knoll zone

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

:synpa:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



cow tools lol

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I still love how jackie's first response was to turn around and grab a piece of her husbands skull on the back of the car

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Third World Reagan posted:

I still love how jackie's first response was to turn around and grab a piece of her husbands skull on the back of the car
reports say she started licking it like the inside of a baggie

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


The first shooter got most of the rings.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

what dumb broad. if i was in her situation i would have grabbed the secret service agent's service pistol and no scopped george hw bush's rear end from 200 yards away

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

KoRMaK posted:

reports say she started licking it like the inside of a baggie

Arise Jackie O, Jonathan F. Kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt's gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or gently caress
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me
Masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up the sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Third World Reagan posted:

I still love how jackie's first response was to turn around and grab a piece of her husbands skull on the back of the car

"I can fix him" - Jackie O

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



da,m sorry to brake kayfabe but this is the best drat thread on the forums

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Third World Reagan posted:

I still love how jackie's first response was to turn around and grab a piece of her husbands skull on the back of the car

it really added dignity to the whole situation, the pictures of her trying to crawl off the back of the car

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

If Kennedy never died I might never have learned about LBJ's weird shower and huge hog.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

If Kennedy never died I might never have learned about LBJ's weird shower and huge hog.
i was looking at a great lake today and for the first time in my life felt what might be empathy for those dumb old dead mother fuckers that just figured they could pollute it. what kind of hubris could you, a human, have that you could think you could even affect the ph of such a grand body much less pollute it

im terrified that my brain did that

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Sure but think about all the crazy poo poo Kennedy could have gotten up to with 5 more years in office. He was already making his mistresses gently caress his brothers and was hopped up on feel good pills like 80% of the time.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



a recent surgey netted me a vicodin persperpction and let me tell ya, it was good to be back fellas. and thats just a percentage of Jhon's power

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

fermun posted:

"I can fix him" - Jackie O

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He gives good brain

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

fermun posted:

"I can fix him" - Jackie O

She wasn't O yet

Mantis42 posted:

green knoll zone

this needs love

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/samwaltjones/status/1544417362350206976?t=F8Abwqs85uhI_KGz6B4O9w&s=19

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


yun should, as an approximation, sorta rhyme with spoon.

like idk 民運 or something. Mean Yoon.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
https://twitter.com/samwaltjones/status/1544417362350206976?s=20&t=n2wgNhXipMewStbnVYVwEw

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
anyone seen this

https://twitter.com/samwaltjones/status/1544417362350206976?s=20&t=n2wgNhXipMewStbnVYVwEw

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

They trashed my apes, Odo!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Mantis42 posted:

green knoll zone

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
that dont seem right

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cuttlefush posted:

that dont seem right

No it is

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

don't forget comrade psaki

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/DJBranham/status/1544505929760215041?s=20&t=nN3j7ugz_1bbRoC7cEWEDQ

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/finessafudges/status/1544438139929956354?s=21&t=PSx4-elhmx3A0Y1CPak_-w

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/JakeKwon88/status/1544517590222905344?s=20&t=NvF70yqJCaYWsfXB5buGeg

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