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Beached Whale posted:Leading NFT market analyst with valuable insight into the cryptosphere Check out this genius tweet https://twitter.com/NFT_GOD/status/1544321759486349313?s=20&t=PENnGpJXQaN1QkQ9vaeVaw
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THF13 posted:From their statement, which obviously could be bullshit and requires court approval, actual USD held by Voyager looks like it will be returned in full. Anyone who was holding crypto is only getting back some tiny piece of whatever Voyager has left, and getting worthless shares in Voyager, worthless Voyager tokens, and almost certainly worthless proceeds from whatever 3AC is able to pay back. Worth noting in all this is that the FDIC omnibus account that Voyager had wasn't actually broken out into different buckets for their customers and that they gave people using their debit accounts USDC instead of tracking how much cash they deposited. They have $350 million in the bank, $110 million in free cash to pay bills during the reorganization and $1.6 billion in crypto on their platform. You know the large investors are getting paid first, so who knows what will be left by the time they get to the people with a few thousand dollars/USDC in Voyager?
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LMAO WHAT?!?!?! holy poo poo is just keeps getting better:  NEVER STOP EDGING, CUMMING WILL RUIN THE GRIFT!!!!
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Is that uh...how bankruptcy normally works?
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Squiggle posted:Is that uh...how bankruptcy normally works? No. But what if they're not the ones representing celsius in court? That's their buddies from different firms who totally aren't going to kick back exorbitant legal fees to the new board members/their buddies. The billable hours for crypto bullshit already has to be nuts, and that can easily be padded. And the grift goes on.
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Squiggle posted:Is that uh...how bankruptcy normally works? the whole point of crypto schemes is to do finance-ish things while ignoring all history about how those things actually work, why would their bankruptcy be any different
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LifeSunDeath posted:LMAO WHAT?!?!?! It’s… it’s just the same monkeys… They’re just the same as BAYC, only drawn worse! WHY IS THIS EXCITI- 
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Lumbermouth posted:It’s… it’s just the same monkeys… Wouldn't YOU like to know?
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This reminds me of that time someone locked down their anime fanfic or whatever behind our paywall here and some folks mightily melted down about it. 
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Chimpers are charging crazy rates right now because of the "lore" that you can read here https://lore.chimpers.xyz/ It's even worse than whatever teenage girls create for their vampire romantic fiction. Except this is what is building buzz and anticipation among NFT bros.
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Welcome... to ZomboCoin. This is ZomboCoin! Welcome! This is ZomboCoin - welcome, to ZomboCoin! You can do anything with ZomboCoin! Anything at all! The only limit... is yourself. Welcome - to ZomboCoin. Welcome, to ZomboCoin! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome to ZomboCoin! THIS IS ZOMBOCOIN! Welcome!!! Yes... this... is ZomboCoin. This is ZomboCoin and welcome to you who have come to ZomboCoin! Anything is possible at ZomboCoin! You can do anything with ZomboCoin! The infinite is possible with ZomboCoin! The unattainable is unknown with ZomboCoin! Welcome to ZomboCoin! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome - to ZomboCoin! Welcome... to ZomboCoin.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This reminds me of that time someone locked down their anime fanfic or whatever behind our paywall here and some folks mightily melted down about it. that was some dumb Lets Play series and the rage about it across the internet was fuckin amazing
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But shorting is betting on the price to fall, how incompetent where they to lose everything on a crash that they were betting to happen? 
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Mozi posted:Welcome... to ZomboCoin. This is ZomboCoin! Welcome! This is ZomboCoin - welcome, to ZomboCoin! You can do anything with ZomboCoin! Anything at all! The only limit... is yourself. Welcome - to ZomboCoin. Welcome, to ZomboCoin! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome to ZomboCoin! THIS IS ZOMBOCOIN! Welcome!!! Yes... this... is ZomboCoin. This is ZomboCoin and welcome to you who have come to ZomboCoin! Anything is possible at ZomboCoin! You can do anything with ZomboCoin! The infinite is possible with ZomboCoin! The unattainable is unknown with ZomboCoin! Welcome to ZomboCoin! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome! This is ZomboCoin! Welcome - to ZomboCoin! Welcome... to ZomboCoin. Holy poo poo...it still exists. https://zombo.com/
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Beached Whale posted:Leading NFT market analyst with valuable insight into the cryptosphere Normally I'd say something witty like "reading this broke my brain", but that wouldn't be true. What did break my brain is reading all the responses from dipshits who are basically agreeing with them
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Vernii posted:But shorting is betting on the price to fall, how incompetent where they to lose everything on a crash that they were betting to happen? there were intermittent upswings during the collapse, so i assume they were leveraged bigly and got margin called on the dead cat bounces
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Blotto_Otter posted:so by "closed" we mean "not actually closed, trading is still happening the entire time before and after, the market is very much 'open' still, but a new tickmark appeared on the X-axis of my chart, such that it feels like I'm staring at stock market charts, which makes me feel like a big boy". we don't actually mean closed, we mean Beached Whale posted:Apple is pretty much the Goblintown of computers Hey, let's not insult Goblintown. At least they aren't hiring for child labor, even if they produce nothing to the world. I know how this goes. When the crypto exchange I was working for went under, this was the kind of people they appointed as CEO's whose goal was basically dismantle the company.
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Squiggle posted:Is that uh...how bankruptcy normally works? it is common when the old board is going to get sued to hell and back, so they want to appoint the people in charge of doing that
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Durzel posted:You have to admire the sheer gall at saying that it's more important to make up a load of bullshit about what your JPG project is going to do, than it is to actually deliver any of it. Sydney Bottocks posted:Normally I'd say something witty like "reading this broke my brain", but that wouldn't be true. What did break my brain is reading all the responses from dipshits who are basically agreeing with them I'd like to introduce you to a little-known indie project called Star Citizen.
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notwithoutmyanus posted:When the crypto exchange I was working for went under, if only they'd listened to your
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notwithoutmyanus posted:I know how this goes. When the crypto exchange I was working for went under, this was the kind of people they appointed as CEO's whose goal was basically dismantle the company. these are the people who get appointed when previous management completely hosed the company and want to make sure that the report that says they didn't do anything wrong has the stamp of approval of an "independent" they don't get appointed until you're already measuring for the coffin
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davecrazy posted:Holy poo poo...it still exists. Not only does it still exist, it’s being actively maintained. I know because they upgraded it to HTTPS last year which broke a bunch of my testing infra. I was using zombo.com as a way to test HTTP parsing as it was the last living http site that I could find that never goes down. Curse you zombo.com maintainers!
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Why is number going up and not down? Why? why
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Talorat posted:Not only does it still exist, it’s being actively maintained. I know because they upgraded it to HTTPS last year which broke a bunch of my testing infra. I was using zombo.com as a way to test HTTP parsing as it was the last living http site that I could find that never goes down. http://neverssl.com/ is maintained for this purpose, and also to trigger shittily implemented WiFi captive portals that work by sniffing for DNS requests.
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Star Man posted:Why is number going up and not down? dollars are down, but funbucks are up, which are backed by hopes & dreams
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mdxi posted:I'd like to introduce you to a little-known indie project called Star Citizen.
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Talorat posted:Not only does it still exist, it’s being actively maintained. I know because they upgraded it to HTTPS last year which broke a bunch of my testing infra. I was using zombo.com as a way to test HTTP parsing as it was the last living http site that I could find that never goes down. They also ported it from Flash to HTML5 when browsers started killing Flash support
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:At least three of those sound like slurs in some bad fantasy book. They’re close to actual slurs too, I thought the same thing. Tracks with the intended audience
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What I want to know is: why apes?
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Unperson_47 posted:What I want to know is: why apes? Because it’s created by Nazis and it’s a dog whistle
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I check BTC prices at work and my biggest fear is that IT thinks I’m into coins when I’m actually into affordable GPU prices.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Because it’s created by Nazis and it’s a dog whistle
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Because it’s created by Nazis and it’s a dog whistle Has there been any source for that other than the other nft scammer who wants you to buy his nfts instead? I got the impression the ape thing came from the wayy wallstreetbets and other bagholders call themselves apes. It's from the internet sewer, so I'm certain they do a ton of 'ironic' racism, but I've only seen games of telephone that yuga or whatever is actually fash
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buglord posted:I check BTC prices at work and my biggest fear is that IT thinks I’m into coins when I’m actually into affordable GPU prices. They'll never be at the same price they were before the boom in 2017. nVidia and AMD saw us buy them at their inflated prices when they became available in late 2017 and 2018 and know we're dumb enough to pay it.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Because it’s created by Nazis and it’s a dog whistle
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Coolness Averted posted:Has there been any source for that other than the other nft scammer who wants you to buy his nfts instead? Does it matter? Does some part of you insist on giving them the benefit of the doubt?
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