[UK] Knee Deep In The Inbred

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2022 07:39

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:51

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Running the Brexit rift over and over until it drops the gems you need to slot into your skill wallet to level up.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 08:34

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

I�m backing big dog!!

# ? Jul 7, 2022 08:56

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:01

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Venomous posted:

oh my God, I just realised. Corbyn won.

A few months before the 2019 election, Mark Blyth talked about how Corbyn really didn't want to be Prime Minister, because let's be honest, it's a poo poo job, especially during Brexit.

So what did Corbyn really want to do? He wanted to destroy the Conservative Party, the party of Margaret Thatcher, the party of British austerity, the party that is almost single-handedly responsible for maintaining the feudal system in 2022. Corbyn bears part of the responsibility for Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister, because he knew that this kind of poo poo would happen.

Sure, Labour lost in 2019, but I'm pretty sure Corbyn was fine with that, not least because it was a poisoned chalice, but also because it led to what we're seeing right now: Boris Johnson dropping the ball so badly that it may well kill off the Conservative Party forever. Granted, that may not happen, and we might still be doomed to eternal Tory government after this, but hey, it was certainly worth a try.

Just because our enemies are sipping a little teeny bit of victory wine right now doesn't mean our mouths aren't permanently full of it

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:06

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

yugioh mishima posted:

there’s a take that this scandal isn’t really the reason for the resignations and that sunak and javid went mainly because they think boris isn’t cutting taxes and selling off public services enough

it seems plausible to me. having to work with sex pests, well-known nonces etc is part and parcel of tory life but not allowing ministers to enrich themselves and their mates to the extent they would like? that’s a sackable offence

Neither of them mentioned Chris Pincher in their resignation letters and it was publicly known he was a sex pest since the Tory whips list of dirt got leaked 5 years ago

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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:09

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:14

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

he's doing it

they killed the legend

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:15

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

quote:

Boris Johnson will resign as Conservative leader today - he will continue as Prime Minister until the autumn.

A Conservative leadership race will take place this summer and a new Prime Minister will be in place in time for the Tory party conference in October.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:18

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

RIP limmy

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:18

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Not a good finish, Boris

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:19

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

it dont matter posted:

RIP limmy

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1544958774942867457

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:20

No Dignity: Oct 15, 2007

90s Cringe Rock posted:

F

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:20

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

wet_goods posted:

this is weapons grade copium

it really is lmao, I'm embarrassed that I posted that now, because nothing is going to change

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:20

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

dear boris, it's been the honour of my life to serve in your ministry. this is me by the way ↗️

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:21

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1544959070288760833

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:24

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1544959070288760833

LMAO

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:27

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

can't wait to find out which enormous piece of poo poo we get next. Will they be bigoted, corrupt, perverted, and competent at said bigotry, corruption, and perversion? or just bigoted, corrupt, and perverted? so many options

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:27

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:29

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

it dont matter posted:

can't wait to find out which enormous piece of poo poo we get next. Will they be bigoted, corrupt, perverted, and competent at said bigotry, corruption, and perversion? or just bigoted, corrupt, and perverted? so many options

Starmer spends his campaign trying to remove everything even liberal in Labour and loses to Rees-Mogg.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:30

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:31

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

wait... does this mean Priti Patel becomes PM

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:31

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

drat, that�s cold

https://twitter.com/metrouk/status/1544962709665579008?s=21&t=Vk0TgF1x0trIBntjwYCW7A

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:34

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

crepeface posted:

wait... does this mean Priti Patel becomes PM

He will stay PM until the Autumn to allow for a leadership race to take place, apparently.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:40

Chucat: Apr 14, 2006

crepeface posted:

wait... does this mean Priti Patel becomes PM

no there's a leadership election that takes place.

From what I remember a bunch of MPs basically say if they want to run or not (think US primary), and they get put on a ballot where all the MPs vote, the people with the lowest votes get eliminated, there's another ballot and the lowest person eliminated etc until there's two left and then there's an election that takes place among the general Tory membership and the winner becomes PM.

Last couple of leadership elections I think everyone quit before the final step.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:43

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

pathetic

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:43

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

So I guess the count stops at 57?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:47

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

I wonder if he's so adamant to stay on until Autumn because that's the only way he can last longer than May did? He seems like the type.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:51

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Dial911 posted:

I wonder if he's so adamant to stay on until Autumn because that's the only way he can last longer than May did? He seems like the type.

He's got more people resigning than May. I think it's so he doesn't send his party into chaos before the new election.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:53

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

with Are Boris it was a mismanaged decline which was at least funny to watch. now your options are "another, far more effective dead-eyed right wing tapeworm slithers into his shoes" or "a windfall for a labour administration to the right of the tories on many policies and complete vindication for everyone who howled with approval as the last drops of socialism were cynically wrung from the party founded to represent the working class"

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:55