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C'mon Boris, you can still do it. Do the press statement thing and announce a General Election in six weeks time instead of (or as well as) your resignation.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:48 |
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EvilHawk posted:The BBC have been told and Downing Street have said he will make an announcement just before lunchtime. Hoping that this has all been done without Boris' agreement and he makes a statement at lunch refusing to resign and asking people to march on No. 10.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:48 |
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Loonytoad Quack posted:Hoping that this has all been done without Boris' agreement and he makes a statement at lunch refusing to resign and asking people to march on No. 10. Unfortunately the word is he already spoke to the 1922 committee to confirm his resignation.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:48 |
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EvilHawk posted:The BBC have been told and Downing Street have said he will make an announcement just before lunchtime. BBC, Sky, Mirror, everyone at this point is the source.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:49 |
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Yes I'm resigning... resigning myself to staying PM forever SUCKERS. Now I've got the front bench all to myself nobody can stop me.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:50 |
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Noxville posted:Comedy option: Johnson isn’t going to resign, it’s people feeding this to the media to try and force his hand
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:51 |
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I'm wondering if Boris actually knows that he's resigning today? He could still be asleep in an alcohol fuelled coma after last night's drinking binge. e: lol, I wasn't the only person to think this. I should also refresh before posting.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:51 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:53 |
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So General election either late this year or early next? Whoever wins will want to get in on the new leader bounce, and while the lies of "only I can fix the mistakes of Boris Johnson" works. Any longer than six months and their own scandles start creeping in and people will see nothing has changed.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:53 |
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Grey Hunter posted:So General election either late this year or early next? If Kier is fined then 100%, otherwise I dunno they might take a couple of years to try and get away from Boris's stench.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:55 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:57 |
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They'll film 2 speeches - a resignation speech, and a bravely staying on speech - and then intercut between the two speeches every few seconds to fully disorientate the viewer, just like Willem Defoe's interview scene in American Psycho
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:57 |
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the most Johnson resignation possible
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:58 |
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Angepain posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1544799284733902852
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:00 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:They'll film 2 speeches - a resignation speech, and a bravely staying on speech - and then intercut between the two speeches every few seconds to fully disorientate the viewer, just like Willem Defoe's interview scene in American Psycho "Michael Gove is a fugly bitch DO NOT trust him."
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:00 |
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he's going to build the GB-ireland bridge and declare war on norway and build a fusion plant based on his understanding of what fusion power is and scenes from You Only Live Twice
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:00 |
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Guavanaut posted:"Michael Gove is a fugly bitch DO NOT trust him." he's right though
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:00 |
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Boris is currently sacrificing a chicken to Baal in the hopes that he’ll get the Queen to die unexpectedly and remove all attention from him.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:00 |
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This ends with Boris in charge of a Lib-Lab coalition in government.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:03 |
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Looking across the channel with bemusement. So, how's Britain Trump doing?
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:03 |
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Radio just said he's resigned as leader of the Tory party, not as prime minister. I guess that's just technically the way it works.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:04 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:06 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Radio just said he's resigned as leader of the Tory party, not as prime minister. It is. But now the Tories can name anyone they want as interim PM until a leadership election is complete. And since none of them will work with Johnson, it won't be him.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:06 |
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maybe next time round we can collect all of the brexit emeralds Convex fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Jul 7, 2022 |
# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:06 |
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Is it "massive cock end" Roy?
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:07 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Its maybe so he can say he lasted longer than May? Well he can stop now, it's July already
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:08 |
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he's absolutely going to un-resign given the smallest window of opportunity
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:08 |
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Seeing as he'll have no ministers or advisors to advise, could he poke a lovely stick at the Ukraine/Russia situation while Parliament is in recess, involve us militarily, and then invoke emergency powers to suspend democracy as Churchill did during WW2? It would mean he'd still get to keep his free country mansion and all the trimmings.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:11 |
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Looking forward to his new role as permanent host of HIGNFY
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:11 |
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the sex ghost posted:Looking forward to his new role as permanent host of HIGNFY Honestly it would be perfect - quarantine him somewhere that hasn't been relevant or funny in 20 years to spout all the nasty poo poo about bumboys and postboxes and whatnot as he wishes
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:15 |
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Senor Tron posted:The classic Australian method is just for people to turn on the 6pm news and find out that the country unexpectedly has a new PM. If only he'd take the true Australian method and disappear on a beach
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:15 |
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the sex ghost posted:Looking forward to his new role as permanent host of HIGNFY
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:15 |
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Will he do his resignation speech with or without Carrie by his side?
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:17 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Someone please make sure Larry the cat is okay. Also resigned. https://twitter.com/richard_price2/status/1544966273695727619
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:18 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Honestly it would be perfect - quarantine him somewhere that hasn't been relevant or funny in 20 years to spout all the nasty poo poo about bumboys and postboxes and whatnot as he wishes If Angus Deayton couldn't come back because of all the poo poo Hislop and Merton were giving him, imagine how Boris would manage. I mean, it's a pleasant thought, but the Beeb aren't going to televise it.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:19 |
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Jedit posted:If Angus Deayton couldn't come back because of all the poo poo Hislop and Merton were giving him, imagine how Boris would manage. obviously he would sack them and run the show himself. which might be an improvement
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:21 |
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Lmao the perfect ending, you couldn't make it up
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:22 |
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where are the tears gimme tears
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:24 |
Antigravitas posted:Looking across the channel with bemusement. https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1544969620574060546
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:25 |
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I heard hes hosting 8 out of 10 Cabinet Ministers
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:26 |