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Pictured: terrifying antisemite JC, only moments before petrol bombing a synagogue
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:26 |
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Heseltine is on the telly, just remembered that he once strangled a dog.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:27 |
Rustybear posted:he's absolutely going to un-resign given the smallest window of opportunity I hope Zelenskyy is ready for a 12-hour video call with Boris.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:27 |
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There are men who have stared death in the face far many more times than him who aren't ready for that.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:31 |
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trump didn’t resign. coward boris, low energy
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:31 |
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In December Boris stages a successful coup against Erdogan and becomes the Turkeys leader for life.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9n-2RxMfa4
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:33 |
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Very excited for the long backslide of this country to be saved by the strong lineup of Tory candidates let's take a look at them but first I'm just gonna take a big ssip of water and
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:41 |
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Pretty sure I've got active bets on both Gavin Williamson and Jeremy Hunt, so hoping for either of those purely for personal enrichment reasons.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:43 |
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He probably could have walked off the Pincher thing if he hadn't started telling obvious and provable lies, but that would be an impossible task for BoJo so here we are.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:43 |
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https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1544978574578532354 he's played a loving blinder lads
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:47 |
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Bug Squash posted:He probably could have walked off the Pincher thing if he hadn't started telling obvious and provable lies, but that would be an impossible task for BoJo so here we are.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:49 |
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Bug Squash posted:He probably could have walked off the Pincher thing if he hadn't started telling obvious and provable lies, but that would be an impossible task for BoJo so here we are. You're telling me that pride cometh, before the fall?
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:52 |
Bug Squash posted:He probably could have walked off the Pincher thing if he hadn't started telling obvious and provable lies, but that would be an impossible task for BoJo so here we are. “Started” E: Tesseraction posted:You're telling me that pride cometh, before the fall? Pryde cometh, before the fall But Carrie cometh not at all
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:52 |
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Things might still get funnier https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1544983053306667008
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:55 |
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Watch him force the NI Protocol law through out of spite to gently caress up the next leader.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:56 |
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Johnson could have walked off the Pincher thing every day of the week. It's just the straw that broke the camels back as after the umpteenth scandal the Tories are getting whomped in bye-elections now and election winning is the main thing for having Johnson in place.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:56 |
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Tesseraction posted:You're telling me that pride cometh, before the fall? Yes it's in june.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:57 |
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peanut- posted:Things might still get funnier
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:00 |
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The Johnson pivot to not resigning, and instead declaring war on Russia.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:01 |
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Boris walks out of No.10. Following consultation with the Queen, I have ordered our Strategic Defense Forces to launch their weapons on Moscow. God Save the Queen! Drops the mike and walks back in, as air raid sirens start to wail in the background.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:01 |
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Why would it take until the autumn? Cameron resigned end of June and May was in my mid July. Even if leadsom hadn't dropped out it wouldn't have taken more than a couple of weeks for the final vote to happen.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:02 |
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Future people will be baffled over a comparatively small scandal scuttling him compared to, well, *vaguely point at everyhing Boris has done ever*
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:02 |
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Midnight- posted:Why would it take until the autumn? Cameron resigned end of June and May was in my mid July. Even if leadsom hadn't dropped out it wouldn't have taken more than a couple of weeks for the final vote to happen. You can't expect politicians to work in their big summer recess
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:04 |
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Sky News now saying rumours that Theresa May might come back as caretaker PM
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:04 |
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You can't expect Johnson to work at all. Very unfair!
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:04 |
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lilljonas posted:Future people will be baffled over a comparatively small scandal scuttling him compared to, well, *vaguely point at everyhing Boris has done ever* Any future films /tv productions about the downfall of Boris will only work if they lean into it naturally being a comedy.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:04 |
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keep punching joe posted:I don't remember any other PM hanging around after they were ousted? Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May all hosed off pretty sharpish didn't they? Depends on the following leadership contest mostly. The Blair situation was weird because he announced he was stepping down mid-term even though he had previously said he'd serve the full time (but not fight another election), but it was almost a year between that and him actually stepping down. Cameron resigned as leader and May was installed 3 weeks later but only because Andrea Leadsom dropped out and they didn't proceed to a Tory membership vote. It was about 2 months between May resigning and Boris coming in because that contest went all the way to the Hunt vs. Boris vote. So unless there's actually someone obvious and unopposed it's always dragged out a bit.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:05 |
https://twitter.com/carldinnen/status/1544978611115106304 So, is Brandon hostage now, or did he resign in a very specific and limited way?
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:06 |
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Convex posted:Sky News now saying rumours that Theresa May might come back as caretaker PM This is an Incredible country, just so poo poo
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:06 |
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Convex posted:Sky News now saying rumours that Theresa May might come back as caretaker PM
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:07 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:https://twitter.com/carldinnen/status/1544978611115106304 Lol this is that episode of Seinfeld where George just walks back into work and pretends he didn’t quit
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:08 |
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Do it. May hates Patel so the lol train can keep running.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:08 |
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Flayer posted:Tbf that's exactly the type you want to be caretaker PM since they have elder statesman vibes and there is zero chance of them grabbing power for themselves. Caretaker PM Peter Bone
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:09 |
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Noxville posted:Lol this is that episode of Seinfeld where George just walks back into work and pretends he didn’t quit which was based on Larry David literally doing the exact same thing at SNL in real life
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:09 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:https://twitter.com/carldinnen/status/1544978611115106304
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:10 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:https://twitter.com/carldinnen/status/1544978611115106304 let's go brandon
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:10 |
Convex posted:Sky News now saying rumours that Theresa May might come back as caretaker PM
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:11 |
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dr_rat posted:Any future films /tv productions about the downfall of Boris will only work if they lean into it naturally being a comedy. Matt Lucas doing his Sir Bernard Chumley character but in a pure blond wig. Am surprised he hasnt done it already.
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:11 |
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*Elder statesman vibes*
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# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:12 |