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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

seiferguy posted:

poo poo, sorry to hear. I've had that happen too. A girl told me later that she was just going through a lot of poo poo at the time, so who knows what's going on with her. It's probably stuff in her life you have no control over.

That happened with me and my wife, we had a few dates but then her grandmother was diagnosed with cancer. Between that and her pill popping mom dating was kinda off the table. Then about 10 months after her grandma passed we reconnected. That was 7 years ago at this point.

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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

It's always a right time at the right place for two people to meet and match. Both parties have to be somewhat in the same headspace for it to work in my experience. If I had met my now wife a few years earlier it would have never worked and we probably would have never dated.


still sucks to get rejected, but it things felt good then it was likely a symptom of a different problem for her and not wholly (or actually) about you / your behavior and desirability

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







part of the current uk scandal involved someone walking in on a blowjob and then being knighted to keep his mouth shut about it

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FizFashizzle posted:

part of the current uk scandal involved someone walking in on a blowjob and then being knighted to keep his mouth shut about it

Man if I saw something incriminating I’d be real worried about them waving that sword around my neck

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

FizFashizzle posted:

part of the current uk scandal involved someone walking in on a blowjob and then being knighted to keep his mouth shut about it

They knighted him with the dick I hope.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Somewhere Bill Clinton laments not being english

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Yay more fireworks. It’s not even loving dark out yet.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
On the 4th of July while I was at my friend's place in Oregon City people were shooting off fireworks before it got dark. Some of them had us saying, "That would've been pretty… if it was darker out."

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

part of the current uk scandal involved someone walking in on a blowjob and then being knighted to keep his mouth shut about it

alright, now im gonna read up about it bc this is the like 4th insane thing ive heard about it

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
The scramble for food once the autofeeder goes off is pretty fun. The downside is one cat is a grazer, the other one gobbles everything down quick and will push my grazer out of her food. Not cool, Katya, not cool.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Tulalip Tulips posted:

The scramble for food once the autofeeder goes off is pretty fun. The downside is one cat is a grazer, the other one gobbles everything down quick and will push my grazer out of her food. Not cool, Katya, not cool.

They're gone now (and suitably missed, for the little goddamned assholes they were) but I had one cat who would very carefully paw out a single bit of kibble and eat it over and over again, and another who if given her way would have shnorked up an entire 5 lb bag of food before immediately puking over and over again.

I eventually settled on those little puzzle feeders where you put food in a ball and they have to roll it around to make it come out. The first cat was just like...well this is how I like to eat anyway. The second got bored of the game of eating before she was able to eat enough to kill herself.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


I got one of those treat dispensers that you have to bat around to make the treat fall out. My cat looked at it and then looked at me like “No treat is worth the work. gently caress this and gently caress you.” And then he walked off.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Before her kidney problems, my dog used to love it when we'd use the treat ball she'd nose it around forever just eating the little treats it pooped out.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Went mountain biking with my dad, the first time I’ve gone off asphalt biking or more than 10 miles in a ride in 15 years, holy crap I’m sore in ways I didn’t know were possible

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Braksgirl posted:

I got one of those treat dispensers that you have to bat around to make the treat fall out. My cat looked at it and then looked at me like “No treat is worth the work. gently caress this and gently caress you.” And then he walked off.

Both mine would probably be intereted in a puzzle feeder for a bit and then either get bored or the smarter of the two would figure out some kind of loophole. We also have ugly old brown carpet so I'm a little reluctant to get one and then find dry food ground in to the carpet because it blends in pretty well. It's happened before when one of them got too excited and knocked a food bowl over.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh, yeah I wouldn't recommend that if you don't have a proper floor to just sweep stuff up easily. It definitely makes a mess if you try it that way.

All sorts of catfood crumbs.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Trumps whitehouse counsel is going to testify tomorrow and lmao

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Is White House Counsel acting as Trump's personal lawyer when he's there, or is it just someone who is giving legal advice to the office of the president? I'm wondering how this whole thing falls under client-attorney privileges.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Happy birthday my dude

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Hell yeah congrats! Just don't go full Gundy and start talking about how amazing OANN is and then force kids to apologize on video.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Congrats/condolences. I'll be joining you in exactly one week :mrwhite:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Happy Birthday!

In honor of your milestone, I strained the hell out of my lower back at work last night.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Congrats/Condolences on your imminent body failure

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

I was the youngest of my college friend group. Whenever they get too smug about their lives I bring up that I'm closing in on thirty and they all suddenly develop back pain


I've switched out my old vans/converse for support shoes and loafers/boots. My diet has way more green in it than normal. Learned, aging goons, what else should I do before my body breaks down?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Nothing like another country's own circus-like problems to distract from your own's

https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1544993157745721344

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


It is fine the next idiot king of Britain will also speed run huge majority to resigning after doing dumb public school boy nepotism stuff.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, but it's the UK, so the new guy is like 80% likely to be a nonce.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

:lmao: I played the same clip for myself when I turned the big 4-0…

This year I turn 45. :allbuttons:

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Kalli posted:

Yeah, but it's the UK, so the new guy is like 80% likely to be a nonce.

It will be between a typical Tory public school boy nonce and a woman touted as the next Iron Lady.

The public school boy will win.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Holy poo poo, Elon Musk has nine kids. I had no idea he was anywhere near a full Rivers.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/jul/06/elon-musk-twins-children-shivon-zilis

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Elon secretly using his billions to pay for alimony.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

Elon secretly using his billions to pay for alimony.

He is the Terry Bradshaw of divorced techbros - he's got a threepeat locked down.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Elon secretly using his billions to pay for alimony.

Apparently he's "doing his part"

The Guardian posted:

Musk in the past has promoted increasing the birth rate, saying “civilization is going to crumble” if people don’t have more children. “I mean, I’m doing my part haha,” he recently wrote on Twitter, regarding the declining US birth rate.

:yikes:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

dirty shrimp money posted:

I gotta say, I've waited for a long time to make this post. As of today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0ha88riOI

Happy birthday!

Also, look at this "vaccine police" rear end in a top hat, just begging to be hit. He got his wish at an abortion clinic today.

https://www.wafb.com/2022/07/06/man-gets-assaulted-outside-abortion-clinic



BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Silly Burrito posted:


Also, look at this "vaccine police" rear end in a top hat, just begging to be hit. He got his wish at an abortion clinic today.

https://www.wafb.com/2022/07/06/man-gets-assaulted-outside-abortion-clinic



Talk poo poo get hit.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Who wants to meet the other former NFL player running for congress?

https://twitter.com/Jerone4Congress/status/1544700948164972546

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Kalli posted:

Who wants to meet the other former NFL player running for congress?

https://twitter.com/Jerone4Congress/status/1544700948164972546

My chud cousin is big into the "Democrats founded the KKK!" line so he was loving this ad on social media last night. We are a nation full of morons, run by morons.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kalli posted:

Who wants to meet the other former NFL player running for congress?

https://twitter.com/Jerone4Congress/status/1544700948164972546

This is the 30-50 feral hogs of campaign ads

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


C-Euro posted:

My chud cousin is big into the "Democrats founded the KKK!" line

50 years of public education destruction really working as intended.

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