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Haha that's awesome. "Well, we already got the cake booked, sorry, gotta stay in power."
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Yeah I am looking forward to the pure bantz of whatever Liz Truss comes up with in the leadership hustings
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Boris has honorably resigned. Keith must resign in disgrace
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MikeCrotch posted:Yeah I am looking forward to the pure bantz of whatever Liz Truss comes up with in the leadership hustings I'd have said she was the stupidest person to run but suella braveman announced she will and she is possibly even worse
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I really wanted Boris to have to resign because of a dumb party. That would've been very funny.
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Nonsense posted:Boris has honorably resigned. Keith must resign in disgrace I just thought of a party hosted by Keith at Chequers and shuddered
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the country cottage wedding thing is absolutely loving hilarious have the wedding you want, boris. crush the saboteurs
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mcmagic posted:I really wanted Boris to have to resign because of a dumb party. That would've been very funny.
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"boris johnson" doesn't even sound like a real name, it sounds like what you'd name a cartoon dog character
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smoobles posted:"boris johnson" doesn't even sound like a real name, it sounds like what you'd name a cartoon dog character what about "alexander boris de pfeffel johnson"?
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An international please clap https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1544999416402063361?t=r0qU5HgS8oEuJAdU-Hf-EA&s=19
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projecthalaxy posted:Reporter: What is your #1 Greatest Crime? I mean remember when they asked Boris what his hobby was and he said it's painting boxes? That has to be some Eton perversion.
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ill always remember boris' one skill, not the ability to speak latin, but to regurgitate from memory some dumb poem in latin
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genericnick posted:I mean remember when they asked Boris what his hobby was and he said it's painting boxes? That has to be some Eton perversion. his basement trollies are my favorite thing about him though
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ContinuityNewTimes posted:Hey, you're the Great Satan now Yes, we inherited the institutions of the satanic British Empire so god bless America and god drat america at the same time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-AMYos0Js
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gonadic io posted:Why would you post that on July 5th though typical brit thinks the world time is based on "grenwitch" time or whatever satanic nonsense however technically correct
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Jose posted:An international please clap fuckin embarassing i mean... not as embarrassing as australia's lack of action on assange but still pretty bad
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projecthalaxy posted:Haha that's awesome. "Well, we already got the cake booked, sorry, gotta stay in power."
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genericnick posted:I mean remember when they asked Boris what his hobby was and he said it's painting boxes? That has to be some Eton perversion.
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forkboy84 posted:Wow, Kwasi Kwarteng fucks 
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genericnick posted:I mean remember when they asked Boris what his hobby was and he said it's painting boxes? That has to be some Eton perversion. wasn't that to goose seo results around a scandal at the time? musk does the same thing.
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Cloks posted:wasn't that to goose seo results around a scandal at the time? musk does the same thing. It was painting boxes to look like buses so that when you Googled "boris bus" you would get articles about that interview instead of pictures of the bus with "350m a week for the NHS" as a benefit of brexit
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quote:He will observe convention. I have no doubt about that. I am here on that basis. The convention is there is no such thing as an interim prime minister. We will have a new party leader and that party leader will then kiss hands with the Queen. Until that time the prime minister will carry on governing but as a caretaker. That is very, very clear. And that is what cabinet established clearly today 
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forkboy84 posted:He's got the political instincts of a particularly stupid dog. Letting the Tories sort this out themselves instead of screaming like he’s on fire for a vote of no confidence and an election is stunning to say the least. Why trap your enemy and start throwing anchors? Better to politely sit back. No-win scenario staring them right in the face (Tories lose election now, or Tories have to support Boris and lose later after tearing the party apart) and they just sit there.
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What's the electoral timeline here? I thought one worry was that they'd jettison Boris just in time to be able to pitch themselves to the gammons as a newly reformed and sensible party and hamstring any chance Labour had at accidentally falling into power that I'm pretty sure they don't actually want at this point.
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so funny that all the people who claim to know boris say don’t you loving dare leave him in office he’s going to fight back and refuse to leave or take everyone down with him
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It is 2032. Boris Johnson is still prime minister. He refuses to leave downing street and has taken to eating constantly, making himself too physically large to be removed from the building. There are no laws as there is no government to enforce them. Labour still polling at 33%
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the sex ghost posted:It is 2032. Boris Johnson is still prime minister. He refuses to leave downing street and has taken to eating constantly, making himself too physically large to be removed from the building. There are no laws as there is no government to enforce them. Labour still polling at 33% he starts vblogging 1-man hotdog eating contests
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Boris Johnson Mukbang PMQs
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