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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GRfeKzw.mp4

# ? Jul 7, 2022 09:32

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 17:35

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/lookabee83/status/1544706258112237568?s=21&t=QblTDJS1-p07l_atbWmS7w

# ? Jul 7, 2022 12:34

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

value-brand cereal posted:

If hobbits were obsessed with weird axes as much as americans are with guns, Lord of the lotr never would have happened.

You just described dwarves.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:01

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:29

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/wAnLrVzwi4GPtU2lq4zBuAFK_zwG-C9tIbEkrUUTbeU/https/i.imgur.com/T7jri6r.mp4

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:48

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/lookabee83/status/1544706258112237568?s=21&t=QblTDJS1-p07l_atbWmS7w

They should lower the upper end of the street.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:50

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Didn't something like this almost kill Indiana Jones?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:55

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

The workbench of God

Only the penitent man will trim

# ? Jul 7, 2022 14:58

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

*raise a fingerless hand*

"THIS is the stump of a carpenter!"

# ? Jul 7, 2022 15:31

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://i.imgur.com/6GdiHMR.mp4

# ? Jul 7, 2022 15:57

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6GdiHMR.mp4

You're fine, back to work. Quit being such a baby.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 16:54

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751327894604611605/994489199363367033/Even-the-wink-is-perfect.mp4

# ? Jul 7, 2022 16:57

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

The Shortest Path posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751327894604611605/994489199363367033/Even-the-wink-is-perfect.mp4

Deep down in a part of me I'm ashamed to admit to I was impressed by this.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I really want to believe that's the OSHA inspector on his way to give out today's citations

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:04

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

McCracAttack posted:

Deep down in a part of me I'm ashamed to admit to I was impressed by this.

That's dedication, to prewire the car to be able to wink.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:26

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

The Shortest Path posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751327894604611605/994489199363367033/Even-the-wink-is-perfect.mp4

the wink gets me every time

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:30

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The Shortest Path posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751327894604611605/994489199363367033/Even-the-wink-is-perfect.mp4

It's quite obviously reversed.

(I can't get it to embed for some reason, so have a link to Imgur)

https://imgur.com/oAeTlSB

nothing impressive now that you know how it was done

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:49

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Nenonen posted:

It's quite obviously reversed.

(I can't get it to embed for some reason, so have a link to Imgur)

https://imgur.com/oAeTlSB

nothing impressive now that you know how it was done

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Was it the Mets?

Still a considerable effort to make something that looks cool. Just because it's got some "movie magic" doesn't take away from that IMO. Do you tell 6 year-olds that Bambi's mom dies?

You're "well-actually"ing a dumb internet video. Why?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:57

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

DiHK posted:

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Was it the Mets?

Still a considerable effort to make something that looks cool. Just because it's got some "movie magic" doesn't take away from that IMO. Do you tell 6 year-olds that Bambi's mom dies?

You're "well-actually"ing a dumb internet video. Why?

It's sped up, not reversed

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:59

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

DiHK posted:

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Was it the Mets?

Still a considerable effort to make something that looks cool. Just because it's got some "movie magic" doesn't take away from that IMO. Do you tell 6 year-olds that Bambi's mom dies?

You're "well-actually"ing a dumb internet video. Why?

Lol, you didn't look at the reversed clip

# ? Jul 7, 2022 17:59

Butterwagon: Mar 21, 2010; Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

Nenonen posted:

It's quite obviously reversed.

(I can't get it to embed for some reason, so have a link to Imgur)

https://imgur.com/oAeTlSB

nothing impressive now that you know how it was done

You're right, it's much more physically reasonable for the car to go faster the longer its tires are skidding sideways

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:00

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Sininu posted:

Lol, you didn't look at the reversed clip

Wait, did someone tilt the frame again?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:09

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

DiHK posted:

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Was it the Mets?

Still a considerable effort to make something that looks cool. Just because it's got some "movie magic" doesn't take away from that IMO. Do you tell 6 year-olds that Bambi's mom dies?

You're "well-actually"ing a dumb internet video. Why?

Chill out, it was a joke

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:35

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

DiHK posted:

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Was it the Mets?

Still a considerable effort to make something that looks cool. Just because it's got some "movie magic" doesn't take away from that IMO. Do you tell 6 year-olds that Bambi's mom dies?

You're "well-actually"ing a dumb internet video. Why?

Hell yeah, let em have it!

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:46

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Ugh I just had to clean a bunch of thin, fine cat hair out of my mouse wheel so it will scroll again and thanks to this thread I now have to wonder how much is behind my eyes

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:51

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

It raises concerning questions about horse masturbator eye safety tbh

# ? Jul 7, 2022 18:57

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Nenonen posted:

Chill out, it was a joke

Dude, I sprung your trap. You should celebrate by blowing a raspberry.

anyway :cripes:

# ? Jul 7, 2022 19:01

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

FuturePastNow posted:

Ugh I just had to clean a bunch of thin, fine cat hair out of my mouse wheel so it will scroll again and thanks to this thread I now have to wonder how much is behind my eyes

Do your eyes feel like they can rotate smoothly or are they all gummed up?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 19:10

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

How much poo poo can one get behind their eyes from eating rear end?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 19:20

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

FuturePastNow posted:

Ugh I just had to clean a bunch of thin, fine cat hair out of my mouse wheel so it will scroll again and thanks to this thread I now have to wonder how much is behind my eyes

Does your cat sleep on your face?

# ? Jul 7, 2022 19:23

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

PainterofCrap posted:

Getting the eye to come out of the socket is done with anesthesia.

I have a 'lazy eye' that was going to be corrected by numbing the adductor muscles; when they relax with the eyelids retracted, it just kinda...eases out; the plan was to put a fold in the one outer adductor muscle to even up the tension.

I was ten years old, and they finally nixed it because, apparently, the issue can self-correct...which would result in the eye swinging the other way after surgery, and they weren't sure that that could be corrected. So I still have it.

It's actually a great way for me to know when I'm getting too tired to drive: my left eye rolls up & to the right.

There's another surgery option that involves little strings attached to the muscles. They install them while you're out, but adjust them after you wake up. So imagine having your lids propped open like in Clockwork Orange while two doctors work your eyes like marionettes.

I asked if I could try it out. They declined to allow it.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 19:25

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

well then. spoilers provide more detail but the context is established without spoilers

https://www.thestate.com/news/local/article263243493.html

quote:

Missing SC man fell into shredder at Greer recycling company, coroner�s office finds

A man missing since early May fell into a shredding machine in an Upstate recycling center and died, tests show.

Spartanburg County Coroner Rusty Clevenger said small pieces of a human body were found around the machine that Duncan Alexander Burrell Gordon, 20, was working on at Industrial Recovery and Recycling in Greer.

The coroner�s office was called on June 10, almost a month after Gordon went missing.

Tissue had been found on a conveyor belt by the Spartanburg County Sheriff�s Office and tested before the coroner was called. It matched the DNA of Gordon�s parents.

The machine in question had been checked three times before the coroner�s investigators arrived at the plant June 14, Clevenger said. It had been checked by Gordon�s father, Mike Gordon, who is a supervisor at the plant, a uniformed patrol supervisor with the Sheriff�s Office, Sheriff�s investigators and a cadaver K-9 and then again when material was found under the conveyor belt. The coroner�s office also recovered material from under a support under the conveyor belt that moves the plastic material to another machine for further processing.

Gordon was working on top of the machine at the time he went missing. The room includes several machines and it is noisy.

A forensic anthropologist and a forensic pathologist hired by the coroner�s office examined the material and subsequently looked at the shredding machine. The machine has been shut down and turned back on multiple times and 60,000 pounds of plastic material has been processed since Gordon went missing.

�I can confirm the material is consistent with human fat, microscopically minute particles of skin and small pieces of bone,� Clevenger said in a news release. He said about 2 ounces of material was recovered, the coroner said. OSHA is investigating whether there were any safety violations. An OSHA spokesperson said Wednesday such a review normally takes eight weeks.

Clevenger said he can�t issue a death certificate because there is no body, but state law provides another remedy for families to establish death.