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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA


I honestly still like them, but i'll never not pick low hanging fruit

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pants Donkey posted:

It’s funnier to imagine he’s telling the mutant fly that.
Fly got arms, fly got votes!

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

World Famous W posted:



I honestly still like them, but i'll never not pick low hanging fruit

Kellies nomination: Best Edit/Parody

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

World Famous W posted:



I honestly still like them, but i'll never not pick low hanging fruit

Kellies Nomination: Best Edit

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Robert Ariail


Clay Bennett


Tim Campbell


Jeff Danziger


Matt Davies


John Deering


Bob Gorrell


Walt Handelsman


Joe Heller


Clay Jones


Gary Markstein


Jack Ohman


Joel Pett


Michael Ramirez


Jeff Stahler


Scott Stantis


Tom Stiglich


Gary Varvel


Tony Branco

quote:

Dig Her Up! Dig Her Up!: The Democrat bench is so bad that some Democrats are talking about drafting Hillary to run for President in 2024.


quote:

Tsunami Warning: Democrats are using Jan 6th, Abortion, and the gun issue as a deflection and defense against the coming Red Wave 2022.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I'm past this stuff by now. Every time there's a mass shooting I just think "loving guns."

I think "loving guns" way too loving much.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...



Red tide is right there and not enough Republicans know/remember it's a bad thing. I'm surprised no one used it yet.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Who even cares about Hillary anymore? With the exception of political cartoonists of course.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

By popular demand posted:

Who even cares about Hillary anymore? With the exception of political cartoonists of course.

A group of Fox News folks are running columns advocating for her to run again, which is immediately laundered into "Hillary should/will run again". (She's said she's not running again)

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
God they really want Hillary to run again, don't they?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I think it's less that they want her to run again than that they think they can cause Dem infighting by talking it up, encouraging relitigation of primaries past.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



But I think your read that this is an attempt at causing Dem infighting, you're ascribing them way too much planning and conspiracy. The moderate Republican really is stupid enough to think Hillary would be their perfect respectable conservative. Meanwhile Tucker and co are quite obviously using it for anger masturbation with their audience, all other utility comes secondary.

Terrible Opinions fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jul 7, 2022

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Kikas posted:

God they really want Hillary to run again, don't they?

Honestly with how doomed the Dems are in 2024 I want Hillary to run again too, because we might as well get hosed in a funny way, and I can't imagine anything funnier than Hillary losing to Trump twice.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have faith in the U.S. finding new and bizarre ways to gently caress up.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Can't wait for the coming British toons

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Lol, Jesus. Old Bennett still pokes his head out every so often

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Lemming posted:

Lol, Jesus. Old Bennett still pokes his head out every so often

Yeah seriously, this one is great.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Twelve by Pies posted:

Honestly with how doomed the Dems are in 2024 I want Hillary to run again too, because we might as well get hosed in a funny way, and I can't imagine anything funnier than Hillary losing to Trump twice.

Getting hosed in 2016 was funny for like 5 minutes, but no. I don't want the Captain Planet villainy that comes after.

Rudoku fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jul 7, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nenonen posted:

Can't wait for the coming British toons

Oh poo poo did the U.K. Brexit harder somehow?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Nenonen posted:

Can't wait for the coming British toons

All those toons featuring a naked Boris Johnson? Those were just warm-up

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




By popular demand posted:

Oh poo poo did the U.K. Brexit harder somehow?

Johnson's stepping down.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Colour me surprised, I was sure he'd make a scene like trump did.
Just politely stepping down seems almost archaic these days.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

By popular demand posted:

Colour me surprised, I was sure he'd make a scene like trump did.
Just politely stepping down seems almost archaic these days.

Oh he made a scene, it was just behind closed doors.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Wonder if he threw a sausage covered in HP sauce at the wall.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

His entire cabinet quit (there is a very funny clip of him giving a speech while the number of resignations ticked up in the corner) and after he appointed new ministers they also called him to resign a few hours after he had appointed them. It was not a smooth and graceful exit.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


One hopes that when the PM falls down here (elections at 1 nov) it will be half as entertaining.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


She's gonna run guys! This time, I swear it!

ETA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIBdVkJ9L-k

Neito fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jul 7, 2022

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

:toot: Boris Johnson resigns as Conservative leader after cabinet revolt :rubby:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the sinking fortunes of Boris Johnson – The PM has reached extraordinary depths of unpopularity among his government as minister after minister resigns"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Tearing it Apart by Luo Jie


Charlie Hebdo


Cost of Living: Take advantage of the Gas Rebate

"To immolate yourself, or crash into a tree."

On the election of a leftist government in Colombia since ever.
"I don't get it in the slightest, didn't those dumb fucks over there agree to a peace treaty?"
"I don't get it either... it was probably a treaty on eternal respite."


The RN becomes notable.

I think this is happening as only the state can afford to fix up the older nuclear power plants. Not all that clear about the context.
Renationalization of EDF (Power company)
Borne will save France!

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

quote:

THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA..

The Georgia Guidestones are no more. Someone blew them up. Or maybe it was a bolt of lightning from the hand of God. Many will say it’s a shame that the ’stones are gone. After all, they were private property and some say the inscriptions on the giant stone slabs proffered good advice meant to help improve the human race.

Others say the inscriptions were meant to inform everyone on Earth about the plans the globalists had for them. Satan likes to tell people how he’s going to victimize them. That way, it becomes the fault of victim for not doing anything about it. By not resisting the Devil, humans become complicit. Whatever happens to us becomes our fault.

The Guidestones were unveiled in 1980, but nobody knows who funded them. The front man used a phony name, but many think he was in league with Dominant Men at the top of the pyramid. Their plans for humanity were disguised as wise advice, but in reality those Dominant Men wanted to usher in high tech tyranny for all of us. We’re seeing it happen right now.

The 10 inscriptions were in plain sight and in multiple languages. The Guidestones weren’t meant only for Americans. The inscriptions were for the entire world. I will give my brief opinion following each ‘guide’ statement

• Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
How are they going to get humanity (now over 7.75 billion) down to 500 million? We know Bill Gates plans on doing it through vaccines. It will be combined with food shortages. We see the Dominant Men are already limiting farming, fertilizer, and water, but they are also blowing up food processing plants as well as destroying the supply chain. People are not going to voluntarily check into disintegration chambers, so they will instead be killed methodically and it will be painful. The Dominant Men get to decide what ‘balance with nature’ means, and it’s their nature to be ruthless.

• Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
This is the language of eugenics. Improving fitness? That was the reason given by many who wanted to euthanize the retarded or castrate criminals. The spirit of Hitler is alive and well among the Dominant Men who run the world. It’s also why they encourage loud screeching by those who support abortion and now even infanticide.

• Unite humanity with a living new language.
This is very sinister. They don’t want nationalism or people who are proud of their own language. Words have to be controlled by the Dominant Men. Their new language will also be greatly dumbed down with far fewer words than most languages. In Orwell’s ‘1984,’ words were eliminated or combined in order to dumb down and control thought among the populace. A limited language and censorship are what the Dominant Men desire. People are much easier to control when thought and expression are reduced.

• Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
This is code for doing away with religion and Christianity in particular. You’re not supposed to be passionate about God. You must be tempered by the Dominant Men who say ’science’ trumps all things and naturally they are the ones who get to decide what science is.

• Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
This is more vague, but rest assured the Dominant Men who want to rule us will decide what’s fair. They will write the laws. They will control people under the guise of ‘protecting’ them. In reality, the people will be brutalized.

• Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Who will run that ‘world court?’ Why, the Dominant Men ruling the world. Of course!

• Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
We’ve already seen this happening by means of defunding the police. The dominant men enjoy seeing common citizens getting victimized by crime. They don’t like us fighting back. They like what Biden is doing by ignoring our border laws. A river of drugs and crime pour into the country daily and Biden does nothing because he considers our border guards to be ‘useless officials.’

• Balance personal rights with social duties.
The Dominant Men want individual liberty removed and replaced with ’the common good.’ They get to decide what the ‘good’ is. We’re seeing them push for gun control and that will eventually lead to the elimination of the Second Amendment. We’re already hearing how it’s our social duty to give up our guns. Only the Dominant Men will be allowed to have firearms. They consider that ‘balance.’

• Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
The Dominant Men will tell us what truth is. They will say an ugly man who wants to be a beautiful woman IS a beautiful woman and if you disagree, you’re in trouble. ’Seeking harmony with the infinite’ sounds like so much New Age psychobabble that was popular around 1980. It can mean anything the Dominant Men want it to mean.

• Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
“Leave room for nature” is stated twice. I don’t know why, but humans being ‘a cancer’ is a dead giveaway. The Dominant Men consider us to be a cancer on THEIR planet that they own and control. They want us removed. Agenda 21 and 30 are good evidence of their plans and they’re implementing them right now.

With the destruction of the Guidestones, The New World Order was dealt a small blow. Let’s hope the Dominant Men are good and mad. I hope they are.

— Ben Garrison

The most words about "dominant men" that has nothing to do with BDSM.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Does Ben think liberals and leftists loved the Guidestones or something? Everyone I've ever talked to who even knew what they were was like "oh yeah the eugenics monument some rich white dude put up?"
If he's expecting us to go to bat for eugenics then uhh, he can keep waiting.

E: That said it is pretty funny to see him flip out at the really mild ones. "Be nice to people" WHAT NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, THIS IS A MASONIC CONSPIRACY.

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
He's really leaning into that fascist motive of "our enemy is both omnipotent and omnipresent as well as weak and incompetent".

So there's this weird cabal of world-ruling Dominant Men who cannot do anything but "be mad" when somebody blows up their rocks.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The NEW WORLD ORDER has been struck a blow!? The all encompassing all powerful conspiracy you believe in got stymied by one monument in the rear end end of nowhere getting blown up?

I don't think even Dees would buy what he's selling.

Efb

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Dominant Men are bad now. Petty laws and useless officials are good. Save us from the Dominant Men, King President Trump.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
lmao i guarantee you ben G would have been 100% on board with the Georgia Guidestone Nazi if he'd been a public figure, but since a chud had already decided they were a liberal object of worship, he must decry his own ideology as false

Turns out he can do that real easy. wow it's almost as if he doesn't believe in anything beyond a deep hatred of the other!

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Raised By Birds posted:



The most words about "dominant men" that has nothing to do with BDSM.

I'll admit, I did enjoy reading Ben's "interpretations" of the stones. That's very "What is the absolute worst possible interpretation of each sentence" as seen through the lens of a pure crazy person.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Dominant Men reminds me of the Top Men, bit from Indiana Jones. Top... men

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

100YrsofAttitude posted:


I think this is happening as only the state can afford to fix up the older nuclear power plants. Not all that clear about the context.
Renationalization of EDF (Power company)
Borne will save France!

Standard racket of privatising profits and socialising losses, though EDF was already majority state owned.

The problem afaik is that EDF has a massive electricity deficit due to offline nuclear reactors so it has to buy electricity at market rates to cover its customers. It has a massive deficit because it basically only does nuclear, but barely anybody manages to build new reactors on time and on budget. The economics are majorly hosed, so the company is in serious financial trouble. But it can't fail, because it is critically important to France.

Basically, policy failures of the last few decades coming to gently caress them, hard.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Antigravitas posted:

Standard racket of privatising profits and socialising losses, though EDF was already majority state owned.

The problem afaik is that EDF has a massive electricity deficit due to offline nuclear reactors so it has to buy electricity at market rates to cover its customers. It has a massive deficit because it basically only does nuclear, but barely anybody manages to build new reactors on time and on budget. The economics are majorly hosed, so the company is in serious financial trouble. But it can't fail, because it is critically important to France.

Basically, policy failures of the last few decades coming to gently caress them, hard.

Thank you so much for the context! Jumping into French politics and news is rather daunting since there's so much historical context I simply do not have, so this really cleared things up for me.

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus orders Commonwealth to drop charges against lawyer Bernard Collaery (ABC). He was charged with allegedly helping his client whistle-blow about Australia's spying operation against East Timor. Australia–East Timor spying scandal (Wikipedia).

Le Lievre:


Lethbridge:

Nick Kyrgios to face court over alleged assault of former girlfriend (ABC).

Shakespeare:

Why aren’t we all wearing masks on public transport? Commuters reminded of rules as new COVID variants emerge (7News).

Wilcox:


Spooner:

(Foreign minister) Penny Wong to meet Chinese minister in sign of thawing relations between Australia and China (Guardian).

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